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PsychicFish said:
He doesn't *have* to, he'll just be an undocumented/illegal* alien. Worst that'll happen is they deport him if he gets pulled by a cop for any reason, which would probably happen if he's on a valid visa anyway.

And no-one ever checks your visa expiry when you leave a country - been there and done that twice myself, even post-9/11 they simply tore out the visa and didn't look at it.

* There are actually differences in the US at least between being out-of-status (undocumented) and being an illegal alien; being out of status can, usually, be fixed given the right paperwork / money, but being illegal is a deport + 10yr ban - but being banned from israel probably isn't high on Eli's 'give-a-shit-about'ness scale anyway.
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Banned from an entire country. That would be setting the bar pretty high for the next lolcow.
 
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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
Banned from an entire country. That would be setting the bar pretty high for the next lolcow.
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I have to admit though, Christian seems to have come pretty close to that at times. Of course I think he was allowed in to the mall and maybe Wal Mart again but still. If Eli does get thrown out of Israel though, the next lolcow will have to be banned from the entire Middle East. I can see that happening with a certain guy.
 
Black Sonichu said:
I have to admit though, Christian seems to have come pretty close to that at times. Of course I think he was allowed in to the mall and maybe Wal Mart again but still. If Eli does get thrown out of Israel though, the next lolcow will have to be banned from the entire Middle East. I can see that happening with a certain guy.
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Having an Israeli visa or immigration stamp in your passport used to get you banned from large parts of the Middle East by default, which is why they issue their travel documents as separate papers nowadays.

(Getting way off topic here, but when I looked that up to confirm that I'm not spreading bullshit, I accidentally stumbled across this wonderful guide on travel safety in active war zones on Wikitravel, which I found hilarious for some reason. The gist of it: Don't travel to war zones. If you do travel to war zones, try not to get murdered. Sage advice...)
 
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Having an Israeli visa or immigration stamp in your passport used to get you banned from large parts of the Middle East by default, which is why they issue their travel documents as separate papers nowadays.

(Getting way off topic here, but when I looked that up to confirm that I'm not spreading bullshit, I accidentally stumbled across this wonderful guide on travel safety in active war zones on Wikitravel, which I found hilarious for some reason. The gist of it: Don't travel to war zones. If you do travel to war zones, try not to get murdered. Sage advice...)
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Eli sure could have benefited from some of those training courses listed on that page. Of course, it's equally possible that it could have all gone over his head.

I'm bookmarking that site for sure. It's got plenty of useful information, should I ever decide attempt an effort of my own at rescuing dead rappers from Islamic rap bunkers in the Middle East.
 
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Black Sonichu said:
I have to admit though, Christian seems to have come pretty close to that at times. Of course I think he was allowed in to the mall and maybe Wal Mart again but still. If Eli does get thrown out of Israel though, the next lolcow will have to be banned from the entire Middle East. I can see that happening with a certain guy.
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I'm pretty sure Chris is still banned from the Walmart. He was trying to organize a freakin' HRC march campaign like some kind of crossdressing William Wallace to protest him 'still being banned' or something.

Anyway, on topic, I have to wonder if Eli is actually still alive at this point. Jace, being fucktarded as usual, would think 'radio silence' would just mean Eli is Solid Snaking his way around the secret complex that spans tens of miles in every direction with an EMP shield that blocks satellite cameras from seeing it, searching for the lost rap star.

And now I need to backtrack because I've quite forgotten why the fuck Eli is trying to find a dead rap star while simultaneously attempting to assassinate the former prime minister.
 
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slc115 said:
X-box One.

Which Jace want to bury him with in case he died.
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Ah, right, though I'm still unclear as to why it's Tupac and not, say, Billy Idol, or some other famous singer who died at the height of their prime.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Ah, right, though I'm still unclear as to why it's Tupac and not, say, Billy Idol, or some other famous singer who died at the height of their prime.
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Probably because "Tupac is alive!" pops up.
If this was thirty years ago they would have been informed by somebody via CB or Ham Radio that Elvis was in fact being held in... oh I don't know, the Falklands?
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Ah, right, though I'm still unclear as to why it's Tupac and not, say, Billy Idol, or some other famous singer who died at the height of their prime.
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Paraphrasing here. Jace got the idea from Tyce of all people. He orignally thought it was a bit stupid, kept listening, oh my god tyce may actually be onto something!

I also remember hearing somewhere that some trolls called him as tupac and told Jace (as tupac) that he is being held by islamic terrorists.
 
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dcisp said:
Probably because "Tupac is alive!" pops up.
If this was thirty years ago they would have been informed by somebody via CB or Ham Radio that Elvis was in fact being held in... oh I don't know, the Falklands?
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Nah, probably Jimmy Hoffa or JFK's cloned brother or something. Elvis is clearly alive and living it up in Vegas, didn't you know?

Woody Chan said:
Paraphrasing here. Jace got the idea from Tyce of all people. He orignally thought it was a bit stupid, kept listening, oh my god tyce may actually be onto something!

I also remember hearing somewhere that some trolls called him as tupac and told Jace (as tupac) that he is being held by islamic terrorists.
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Ah, so it was Tyce's idiocy that is the root of all this. Figures.#TYCED
 
Woody Chan said:
Paraphrasing here. Jace got the idea from Tyce of all people. He orignally thought it was a bit stupid, kept listening, oh my god tyce may actually be onto something!

I also remember hearing somewhere that some trolls called him as tupac and told Jace (as tupac) that he is being held by islamic terrorists.
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I thought it was just a guy that 'sounded black' and Jace came to the conclusion it was Tupac?
 
Black Sonichu said:
I have to admit though, Christian seems to have come pretty close to that at times. Of course I think he was allowed in to the mall and maybe Wal Mart again but still. If Eli does get thrown out of Israel though, the next lolcow will have to be banned from the entire Middle East. I can see that happening with a certain guy.
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First Israel, then the Middle East, then the WORLD.
 
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PsychicFish said:
LOL

Get a load of this guy that thinks American Fast Food's reach is only within the borders of America...

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This is pretty unrelated but it's surprising how much the highway network of western Israel looks like the interstates in Oregon and southern Washington.
 
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