Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Shutting down comments and whining about criticism? This smells of Chris-chan's "dang, dirty trolls" or DSP's "haters".
Gentlemen, I think we may be observing Alex' decline into true lolcow status. I'm willing to bet dollars to cents that we'll see a video adressing "haters", "missinformation", "trolls" "edgy teenagers" or whatever sooner or later. That may be the catalyst, the beginning of the drama that may be the end of Yandere Simulator. I'm sad and excited at the same time. Sad because this game I once had such high hopes for may be on its last legs, yet excited because I get to observe the birth of a true lolcow. An retarded internet miracle.
 
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Edgy teenage kids? Spreading misinformation?
Dude, most of the comments were only adressing the fact that you are late with Osana or were critizising your way to handle things.
A lot of them were very respectful and mature too.
The only only one mispreading misinformation and acting ike an edgy kid is you, Alex.

I saw an increasing number of comments asking where's the patreon money, and why isn't he hiring workers now, I can imagine that got him a bit panicked. Damn misinformation of him shoving money into his pockets.
 
"Too many edgy teenage kids."

Totally valid reason there, Alex.

Irony because his game is basically edgy kids and he himself is an edgy kid. Edgy-kid-fucking-ception.

Small update, general chat in the main discord just got locked down and Mods are deleting posts talking about kiwifarms.

Motherfeckers, was hoping to slip in and goof.

Where can I find info about Yandere Dev deleting comments of criticism on reddit and youtube? I'm making a video concerning his sketchy shit

Common knowledge by now. I think disabling comments alltogether is bad enough.
 
This post is going to get a lot of thunkful ratings, I'm sure, but am I the only one who thinks he sounds at least somewhat reasonable here? His main argument makes sense: the point where Osana is implemented is the point where YS stops being a debug build and becomes a full demo, which raises certain expectations. It doesn't excuse that he's taking so long or how much money he's absorbing unbeknowst to most of his fanbase, but it does explain why he's focusing on so many other features instead of Osana. Last time I checked, killing Kokona in the game as it is right now is piss easy.

That doesn't change the fact that Alex is a fraud or that his code is a big plate of spaghetti, but it somewhat justifies his approach I think.

You’re not wrong, but this comes after years of saying “she’s coming” with no updates and he basically gave the exact same answer. He also began and ended the video by openly mocking people who ask for updates.
On top of all that, he’s going about it wrong. implementing all of these features before Osana can lead to massive bugs once she is finally out in. He should have a test build of her interacting with everything. He essentially uses these debug builds to get free QA testing, and attempting to implement Osana with a bizarre unseen glitch could potentially force him to rewrite the whole thing before she can be properly experienced. He’s going about game design in a terrible way. And since his code is trashy anyway, I don’t see things going well when it does finally come time to add her in.
If he was smart, he should have used Kokona, who already had that debug work done, as the demo rival. An exclusive character just to the demo who’s storyline won’t appear in the final game. That gives her a unique presence, keeps his cringy as shit lore hidden until the final release, and would have allowed him to hide his incompetence. But he didn’t because he is just too god damn exceptional.
 
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I already got the copy before hand and I use
https://www.onlinevideoconverter.com/video-converter
I'll consider using that in the future
Check the pages before and you'll see some and download it here's one that I haven't posted.View attachment 466827
Oh, of course, because the 42,000 dollars yearly you're making seems like a legitimate paycheck.
If he was smart
I don't think there's even and "if" possibility in this case. He's a total dumbass.
 
Is save/load system even necessary for a DEMO? Call me old-fashioned, but demos I played were simple, contained maybe half an hour to hour of gameplay and DIDN'T HAVE A SAVE OPTION. Why would they? They were just small portions of the game, there wasn't a need to save, because you could finish them in one sitting.
A demo containing just Osana, would provide how many hours of a game? If you know what you are doing, not even one, I suppose.
Given that everyone knows that the game is a glitchy, unstable pile of spaghetti, the lack of save feature at Kickstarter launch would be a red flag so big that it would make the Soviet Union proud.
For games that have only simple state and only let you save at the hub, like for example most platformers, save feature is so trivial to implement that it can wait until the end. For a
game with a complex saveable state, well, I'd prefer to know that the saving and loading work correctly before spending a single penny on it.
And the fact that you will be able to finish the demo in ten minutes doesn't change that.

This post is going to get a lot of thunkful ratings, I'm sure, but am I the only one who thinks he sounds at least somewhat reasonable here? His main argument makes sense: the point where Osana is implemented is the point where YS stops being a debug build and becomes a full demo, which raises certain expectations. It doesn't excuse that he's taking so long or how much money he's absorbing unbeknowst to most of his fanbase, but it does explain why he's focusing on so many other features instead of Osana. Last time I checked, killing Kokona in the game as it is right now is piss easy.

That doesn't change the fact that Alex is a fraud or that his code is a big plate of spaghetti, but it somewhat justifies his approach I think.
Yeah, even if you ignore the fact that the game is shit, it is also very incomplete. And a proper demo has to properly demonstrate (hence "proper demo") that all the basic elements of the game (not mechanics, elements) are working. So, launching the game, changing options, playing the game, saving the game, a tutorial, multiplayer if the game is supposed to support it, and so on. Simply speaking, people have to know if the dev team is even capable of delivering most of their promises.

But on the other hand, he promised Osana ages ago and constantly said that she was just around the corner. Osana would work just like Kokona does. But of course he's not putting her in now for "reasons". And who the fuck knows what new excuses he'll invent after he finishes the save feature.

I have a perfect excuse for you, Alex: if you put Osana in, either now or after you do your to-do list, she will suck, because this game will always suck, so you can't add Osana, so the game cannot be ever released. Here. Maybe this excuse will be enough to fool the grandchildren of your current fanbase.

Mods are removing comments now too lmao and btw Alex disabled comments on all of his videos to avoid criticism as well.View attachment 466853
Fuck the subreddit mods, they are the greatest cocksuckers.

EDIT: Shitload of typos.
 
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