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more crying..
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All he is missing is the 4th place evo win.
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"Mass suspension" only sends out 1 screenshot of someone else's feed (Try Retweeting next time since you want more interaction on Twitter, Phil).

People getting "news" about this only from DSP. No one else is talking about it as far as I'm aware.

The talk I'm seeing is LGBTQ+ channels getting suspended during Pride Month is hypocritical of YouTube or something :autism:

EDIT: His "following" tab looks something like this:
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So it's a mystery to me how well-informed his Twitter timeline can be.
 
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Can I point out that his YouTube views have bad for weeks, if not months? The spam certainly has something to do with it, but avid watchers of the Videos tab on DSPGaming will know that's not the only factor. He is capitalizing on ignorance of his channel's badly flagging performance to further denigrate YouTube. (Detroit: Become Human performed well, I do admit! Probably why he was bullish on the game.)

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ZehnBoat said:
the dead aunt was a while ago
in fact when phil mention it, she had been dead for 2 months iirc (someone correct me if i'm wrong)
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Cherie Bomb said:
I checked the CT Post obituaries going back the past 30 days for any mentions of Phil or his parents, David L. and Linda A. Burnell.
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She's been dead longer than that. He first mentioned her dying and did the fakest "OMG I'm getting emotional, I'm so sad!" trying to pitybucks the situation, but this was the stream when he got his first suspension and he never mentioned her again (despite being oh so sad about it) until the whole "High acid levels are hereditary, my aunt had it and never told anybody. Thanks aunt! *annoyed face*" rant.

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i wonder what leanna is up to these days
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She's up to about 10 inches of pure lexington steel.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Who else can even fill an hour long prestream with basically nothing of interest?
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I only even check into those when there's some huge disaster and possibility of hilarity. Even then, he's boring as shit, rambles on about absolutely nothing, won't get to the point, and is just generally almost like what I'd imagine listening to Chris-Chan recount an entire Family Guy episode would be like.

Watching his streams, the funny thing is often not what he's saying, other than when he actually gets to the point and starts pulling out standard Phil excuses, but the fact that he's rocking back and forth in his stupid chair like an autistic sped stimming, making snorting noises and just being a disgusting pig in general.

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(Detroit: Become Human performed well, I do admit! Probably why he was bullish on the game.)
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That one is a legit copyright violation, since the "game" is basically a choose your own adventure practically consisting of cutscenes stitched together with an occasional shitty QTE. If you watched a playthrough of it, why would you even bother buying the actual game?
 
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its crazy how phil constantly brings up his 10 yr legacy and 4th place evo, like either of those even matter. perhaps to a manchild they do.

without a doubt id rather hear a story from a subway employee bragging about how theyre a sandwich maker and its their legacy than someone tell me about their "youtube career."
 
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its crazy how phil constantly brings up his 10 yr legacy and 4th place evo, like either of those even matter. perhaps to a manchild they do.

without a doubt id rather hear a story from a subway employee bragging about how theyre a sandwich maker and its their legacy than someone tell me about their "youtube career."
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What else can he bring up that is of "weight"?
 
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I don't understand his line of thinking that telling us that he has an A team of snitches who ninja into detractor strongholds and he uses to guide his actions like some fat kid playing makebelieve general on the playground, makes him look any better than simply coming here and reading it himself. Its like when he explains away his intricate knowledge of all the drama of other ytbers when he supposedly doesn't follow or care about them by Alotta Peepull telling him. So I guess instead of obsessively following drama like a loser by visiting their channel you are obsessively following drama like a loser by listening to someone else go on about it in constant second hand email diatribes?
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It burns him the fuck up to be outsmarted, or to come out looking like he got outsmarted. So, despite wanting to be "above the drama," he needs to posture and send out warnings. Say, a cryptic prestream segment directed beyond his viewership to the furtive trolls trying to remain hidden.

The problem is, this behavior and these secret ops cloud the image of an earnest blitheful guy who's just Here to Play Games and Have Fun™. So, for balance, we are treated to nonsense assurances like the ones during the dox harvest, that Phil has neither e-ninjas nor e-thugs... nor e-spies nor e-assassins.

Sargon is doing this same thing during his current meltdown (Jan. 2018 - present)
"Oh, I don't know what you're up to, Jim."
"*chuckles smugly* Oh, I do have people who tell me things."
"Trusted sources tell me there's a plot to ruin me with doctored leaks."
"*chuckles smugly* I'm doing things in real life. I don't have time for lowbrow internet gossip streams."
 
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Phil, for fucks sake, Youtube has to utilize automation because the volume of shit that gets posted to their site would be impossible to moderate without it. Making money off Youtube is a privilege not a right, and Youtube has no reason to care about you in particular. You are an insignificant drop in the bucket.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
It burns him the fuck up to be outsmarted, or to come out looking like he got outsmarted.
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It really does. Look how he reacted to Tevin's face being in his Twitch buttons. He didn't say anything, but you know he was furious because you cannot name another time when he put effort into artwork. The dude took time out to cover up Tevin's face with a blue rectangle and write everything all over again, except with his exceptional version of English.
 
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HeadbuttEnthusiast said:
Phil, for fucks sake, Youtube has to utilize automation because the volume of shit that gets posted to their site would be impossible to moderate without it. Making money off Youtube is a privilege not a right, and Youtube has no reason to care about you in particular. You are an insignificant drop in the bucket.
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Phil's shit alone would require someone to work full time to screen all the videos.
 
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