Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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Cow crossover.
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:story: Jake is "perpetually amazed" he has Twitter followers despite spewing out a "carnival" of Googleshngs constantly.
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Cow crossover.
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Cow crossover. Jake that claims that a man such as himself "self-identifying" as something he is not (a woman) is a "very costly, serious, time consuming ordeal."
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Jake decides to mansplain about therapy and suicide hotlines instead of letting an expert like Suicide Prevention Cat speak. Of course, the intent of this Googleshng is that if Jake suicide baits to CHELSAY or whomever then instead of telling him to call a hotline or get therapy they instead should be "obligated" to "establish your empathy" and sit there getting Googleshnged at by Jake, and perhaps to try and reinforce this he tries to downplay the expertise of a professional therapist ("a little formal training on the side") as well as suicide hotline operators ("pretty minimal training") to imply that anyone he suicide baits to is just as qualified.
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Jake got invited to a "play by post" RPG game after some naïve fool saw his Googleshnging from last night about being a neckbeard who pretends he's a troon. Jake claims he was "took out of the running" for a "salaried job" because he doesn't have experience with Pathfinder Society nor Starfinder Society and he complains that it cost him a "free ride to GenCon." He's supposedly been trying for "the last year or so" to "get some online games of those on the record." @Jaimas
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:story: Former journalist Keith Andrew complained he was blocked by Frankie Boyle. an account named "Stuart P. Bentley" jumped into the conversation and quoted one of Jake's rants about Randi's blocklist and caused confusion. Jake himself replied with tin foil Googleshng implying it definitely must be Randi's blocklist and lied that he was put on the blocklist for asking why she was sharing a blocklist, rather than how he actually got put on it, which was him harassing Randi while abetting Nora Reed's harassment of her. Andrew quickly distanced himself from the obviously deranged Jake and his "New McCarthyism."
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....Did Jake just admit that his fellow SJWs at Paizo told him to go fuck a garbage disposal because he couldn't even be arsed to join the fucking RPGA-equivalent for that company?
 
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Kosher Dill said:
The part about having to stay on hold for 2 or 3 hours at the suicide hotline :story:
He actually called Trans Lifeline, didn't he? The absolute madman :lol:
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Yep, I do believe he did. It would certainly explain why he's so eager to play down the amount of training that suicide hotlines give their volunteers--TLL is known to barely give any (2 hours or something preposterous like that if I remember correctly). As for playing down the usefulness of a therapist's training--well, it doesn't lead to his therapist telling them that he's always right and then giving him a magic pill to fix his life, so how great could it possibly be?
 
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Hellfire said:
:story: Jake is "perpetually amazed" he has Twitter followers despite spewing out a "carnival" of Googleshngs constantly.
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He shouldn't be amazed. They haven't unfollowed him but they've almost all probably muted him, because they know he's a spastic who threatens suicide whenever anyone does shit like unfollow him.
 
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"blow work the hell off"
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It's also Jake's 37th birthday today.
 
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Hellfire said:
"blow work the hell off"
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It's also Jake's 37th birthday today.
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I wonder how he plans to celebrate? Googleshnging endlessly about how his life’s in danger? Googleshnging about how his friends all turned shockingly violent and abandoned him? Googleshnging about TERF Nazi terrorist conspiracies? The possibilities are endless!
 
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Hellfire said:
"blow work the hell off"
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It's also Jake's 37th birthday today.
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Funny how Jake thinks being a sedentary sloth all day will raise your energy levels.
How can he not see that his endless complaining on Twitter about his shitty life is the main ingredient of his shitty life?
He never says anything that's not meant to justify his laziness and to manipulate others into doing work for him, and he wonders why people shun him for being lazy and manipulative.
 
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lecher said:
Funny how Jake thinks being a sedentary sloth all day will raise your energy levels.
How can he not see that his endless complaining on Twitter about his shitty life is the main ingredient of his shitty life?
He never says anything that's not meant to justify his laziness and to manipulate others into doing work for him, and he wonders why people shun him for being lazy and manipulative.
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I guess because being a sloth and laying in bed all day are some of the few daily routines Jake is familiar with. Any normal person could tell you if you’re tired but want to do stuff, go for a walk to boost your energy. Laying around just increases your feeling of exhaustion and kills your motivation.

Jake would know this if he engaged in even the smallest bit of physical activity
 
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repentance said:
I'm beginning to wonder if Jake is buying followers. He's picked up over 500 in the last couple of months but there don't really seem to be any new people interacting with him.
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He got retweeted by Gail Simone some time ago. That's a somewhat significant signal boost.
Hellfire said:
Cow crossover. Jake that claims that a man such as himself "self-identifying" as something he is not (a woman) is a "very costly, serious, time consuming ordeal."
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What is costly about not doing anything to transition anything in your life? Only costs in Jake's life are tendies and electricity, and we know his mother takes care of both..
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:story: Former journalist Keith Andrew complained he was blocked by Frankie Boyle. an account named "Stuart P. Bentley" jumped into the conversation and quoted one of Jake's rants about Randi's blocklist and caused confusion. Jake himself replied with tin foil Googleshng implying it definitely must be Randi's blocklist and lied that he was put on the blocklist for asking why she was sharing a blocklist, rather than how he actually got put on it, which was him harassing Randi while abetting Nora Reed's harassment of her. Andrew quickly distanced himself from the obviously deranged Jake and his "New McCarthyism."

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And here we have it, the normie reaction to Jake's googleshngs. :story:
 
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lecher said:
Funny how Jake thinks being a sedentary sloth all day will raise your energy levels.
How can he not see that his endless complaining on Twitter about his shitty life is the main ingredient of his shitty life?
He never says anything that's not meant to justify his laziness and to manipulate others into doing work for him, and he wonders why people shun him for being lazy and manipulative.
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One of the most destructive concepts of recent years has to be "self care," because it means that lazy NEETS have an excuse for being their sloth. It's not being lazy any more, it's "taking time for myself," with the implication that the person spends so much time working and worrying about others that they're in danger of burning out. Jake is a case in point. "Blow off work," as if he ever does any actual work.
 
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Yeah. It makes sense if you're working long hours or undergoing some kind of stressful situation (sick relative, unexpected and costly home repairs, etc) that you take an hour or two here and there to do something that can help ease your mind for a bit... but if you're just some unemployed lazy neckbeard with no real responsibilities, then pretty much ALL of your time is "me time".
 
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pozilei said:
His horrible transphobic mom is probably going to take him out to a nice sushi dinner while he sits there in his sped shoes, shoveling food in his mouth, and day-dreaming about Zoe finally sending him a "Happy Birthday and sorry I was wrong, oh-so-wrong" note on twitter.
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So... SecretGamerGirl might be mysteriously absent from Twitter for a few hours during Jake Alley's birthday? Hell of a coincidence.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
So... SecretGamerGirl might be mysteriously absent from Twitter for a few hours during Jake Alley's birthday? Hell of a coincidence.
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I mean...probably not, no. Jake's birthday will have no effect on SGG's twitter habits (Or Jake's twitter habits.)
 
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pozilei said:
His horrible transphobic mom is probably going to take him out to a nice sushi dinner while he sits there in his sped shoes, shoveling food in his mouth, and day-dreaming about Zoe finally sending him a "Happy Birthday and sorry I was wrong, oh-so-wrong" note on twitter.
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Jake’s probably seething right now that CHELSEA hasn’t called him to collaborate on her new comic book.
 
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