Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

E3 Sperging: Microsoft Edition

And shittalking John Campaea.

 

[TheImportantFart]

He's always wrong.

Like you.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He's always wrong.

Like you.

well, technically bob is right about there being obsolete humans. He just doesn't realize he's one of them and their number is far smaller than entire swaths of the united states

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And shittalking John Campaea.

If Kennedy steps down, I can see Bob going hard and angry towards the SW fans and accuse them of sexism the same way he does with the 2016 election when he accused all the voters that didn't supported or voted for Hillary as sexist. Yet Bob is clueless to the fact like Hillary being a shit candidate, Kathleen Kennedy is a terrible CEO that doesn't know what she's doing with Star Wars.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

Almost like this motherfucker is a lying, two face snake that has no principles, or even morals to the people he relates, and he'll gladly throw anybody he hates under the bus because he's incapable of actually feeling remorse, or regret toward his actions. But when he's confronted to take responsibility to his side. He'll be slid out like a coward.

It's only a matter of time until Bob is outed as a pedophile or a sexual harasser as well. The dude is such a fucking lost cause that I wouldn't doubt if he got desperate enough to do something like this.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

It's only a matter of time until Bob is outed as a pedophile or a sexual harasser as well. The dude is such a fucking lost cause that I wouldn't doubt if he got desperate enough to do something like this.

that would require him to at least leave the house or dedicate some amount of time to storing/hiding cp or stalking and harrassing non sjw woman on alt accounts he'd be likely to reveal himself as via his own sperging

 

[Gordon Cole]

Imagine being this upset about anything related to Batman v. Superman.

Says the man who's admitted to passing out in hotel lobbies.

"I'm not in a bubble, YOU ARE, CONSERVACREEPS!"

Impartial film critic.

And bossing politicians around.

Of fucking course he'd retweet this.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

that would require him to at least leave the house or dedicate some amount of time to storing/hiding cp or stalking and harrassing non sjw woman on alt accounts he'd be likely to reveal himself as via his own sperging

I figured he’d be defensive about those allegations and dismiss them.

 

[Gordon Cole]

White-knighting Kathleen Kennedy.

that would require him to at least leave the house or dedicate some amount of time to storing/hiding cp or stalking and harrassing non sjw woman on alt accounts he'd be likely to reveal himself as via his own sperging

Yeah, that's honestly why I think his chances of being Me Too'ed are slim (heh) to none. Who would've thought that being a basement-dwelling weirdo would actually be doing society a favor?

 

[Mola Ram]

White-knighting Kathleen Kennedy.

It's amazing Bob has the sheer brass balls to accuse anyone else of lazy analysis when his own is nearly always as shallow as a Death Valley mud puddle. Kathleen Kennedy needs to worry about the knives being out not because of "one shortfall" but because there is mounting evidence that her creative direction had poisoned one of the biggest brands in the entire world. It's not just the box office failure of Solo. It's the difference of hundreds of millions of dollars in profit between Episode VII and Episode VIII. It's the tanking of Last Jedi blu-rays. Maybe worst of all it's the piles of plastic crap gathering dust in warehouses and clogging up store shelves. If people hated the last movie so much that freaking Star Wars toys aren't selling anymore, then it's not "one shortfall." It's the 21st century Heaven's Gate.

Pop culture critic, my curry-reeking ass.

Yeah, that's honestly why I think his chances of being Me Too'ed are slim (heh) to none. Who would've thought that being a basement-dwelling weirdo would actually be doing society a favor?

I'm gonna be honest here, I really don't care for the "Bob's a preevert" thing. There's absolutely zero evidence of it, and the only potential victim ever seen is his niece, which is both really horrible to consider and (forgive me for saying it) grossly unfair to Bob.

 

[The Nothingness]

Even with MCU movies like Iron Man 3 and Thor: The Dark World, I don't think they had a big drop in gross like Solo did. For being a brand loyalist, Bob certainly doesn't do his research

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's amazing Bob has the sheer brass balls to accuse anyone else of lazy analysis when his own is nearly always as shallow as a Death Valley mud puddle. Kathleen Kennedy needs to worry about the knives being out not because of "one shortfall" but because there is mounting evidence that her creative direction had poisoned one of the biggest brands in the entire world. It's not just the box office failure of Solo. It's the difference of hundreds of millions of dollars in profit between Episode VII and Episode VIII. It's the tanking of Last Jedi blu-rays. Maybe worst of all it's the piles of plastic crap gathering dust in warehouses and clogging up store shelves. If people hated the last movie so much that freaking Star Wars toys aren't selling anymore, then it's not "one shortfall." It's the 21st century Heaven's Gate.

Pop culture critic, my curry-reeking ass.

Fuck you, alt-right Nazi. Maybe you're """right""" about nu Star Wars being a dud in comics, if only because the Obsolete can't embrace it, but it's going to be a MASSIVE success once it's adapted into film and seen by new more diverse generations and those represented in womanland.....I might be mixing up my Disney mental gymnastic routines.....

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'm gonna be honest here, I really don't care for the "Bob's a preevert" thing. There's absolutely zero evidence of it, and the only potential victim ever seen is his niece, which is both really horrible to consider and (forgive me for saying it) grossly unfair to Bob.

I understand your point, and your right that we shouldn't just accuse people with no evidence to back up.

At the same time however, I wouldn't say there is zero evidence of it. He was involved in the coverup of Faraci's sex scandal. While it might not be direct evidence that showcases Bob as someone like that, it does show that there is more to Bob Chipman than what we see on Twitter.

Also, I wouldn't say that we are directly accusing him of doing something like that. We are speculating about if he is one and said things like the Faraci incident, his behavior and the way he lives is why we are doing so.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's amazing Bob has the sheer brass balls to accuse anyone else of lazy analysis when his own is nearly always as shallow as a Death Valley mud puddle. Kathleen Kennedy needs to worry about the knives being out not because of "one shortfall" but because there is mounting evidence that her creative direction had poisoned one of the biggest brands in the entire world. It's not just the box office failure of Solo. It's the difference of hundreds of millions of dollars in profit between Episode VII and Episode VIII. It's the tanking of Last Jedi blu-rays. Maybe worst of all it's the piles of plastic crap gathering dust in warehouses and clogging up store shelves. If people hated the last movie so much that freaking Star Wars toys aren't selling anymore, then it's not "one shortfall." It's the 21st century Heaven's Gate.

Bob's also lazy to note about the hostility Kathleen Kennedy, JJ Abrams, and Rian Johnson are bringing to the fans ever since The Force Awakens. Ever since they bashed the film for being a lazy, boring rehash of A New Hope, they get hostile towards them and mock the fans for not embracing the new Star Wars. Seriously, why isn't Bob Iger not paying attention to this.

I say this on behalf of everyone on the Last Jedi thread, but the political corrected agenda of Kathleen Kennedy, the demonic embrace of the original trilogy's nostalgia, and the sheer retardation of Rian Johnson, as well as him being a smug cunt, as poisoned one of the biggest cinematic brands in the world. Bob is of course being a idiot about this shitshow that is happening in our eyes.

 

[Mola Ram]

I understand your point, and your right that we shouldn't just accuse people with no evidence to back up.

At the same time however, I wouldn't say there is zero evidence of it. He was involved in the coverup of Faraci's sex scandal. While it might not be direct evidence that showcases Bob as someone like that, it does show that there is more to Bob Chipman than what we see on Twitter.

Also, I wouldn't say that we are directly accusing him of doing something like that. We are speculating about if he is one and said things like the Faraci incident, his behavior and the way he lives is why we are doing so.

Yeah, him covering for Faraci definitely smells. I don't agree with you that it's evidence, but I will go so far as to say that if it turns out there are some skeletons of that sort in his closet, I wouldn't be surprised. The thing about Bob is that he's intellectually dishonest to a comical degree, and covering for Faraci seems more to me to be of a piece with his 180 on video game violence just because Anita Sarkeesian bitched about it: Bob abandoning principle to kiss the right ass.

And no, you're right, there really aren't direct accusations here. I just feel bad for his niece when that speculation comes up. Then again, maybe putting pictures of your family on social media when you're famous for calling half the country subhuman filth is less than prudent.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

It's only a matter of time until Bob is outed as a pedophile or a sexual harasser as well. The dude is such a fucking lost cause that I wouldn't doubt if he got desperate enough to do something like this.

Never gonna happen. He’s never touched a woman and is too pathetic to even DM and try to flirt. Blobb is a classic incel right down to him protecting sex offenders if they have the right opinions on politics.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Today in "I know comics!"

As odious as I found depiction of Sue Dibny's rape in Identity Crisis, I find it rather perturbing how Bob does not take issue with the revelation of what the Justice League did to Doctor Light. Not only did they have Zatanna magically remove his memories, but also altered his personality to make him a buffoon. Mull on that, Bob, when you are not white knighting feminists in the vain hopes of getting poon. What the League did to him was as just as much a violation of the person as what Doctor Light did to Sue, except that they used another method. So riddle me this: what makes one violation "tacky and reaching," but the other more acceptable? No bad tactics, only bad people, hm?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Never gonna happen. He’s never touched a woman and is too pathetic to even DM and try to flirt. Blobb is a classic incel right down to him protecting sex offenders if they have the right opinions on politics.

I do recall Bob saying that he was once part of a "threesome" and had been "dating" at some point. But it's very telling that we've seen no evidence of this, and Bob doesn't sound like the kind of guy who would keep news of a girlfriend under wraps. I'm guessing Bob once stumbled in an elevator and brushed against a female colleague's boob and he interpreted that to mean that he had gotten to Second Base.

 

[Gordon Cole]

nofunallowed.ogg. Also, "Tommorow".

Says the man who wanted to retell Paradise Lost through The Care Bears.

Maturity.

More politishit.

I could say the same thing about you, but I'll be the bigger man towards the bigger man.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Even with MCU movies like Iron Man 3 and Thor: The Dark World, I don't think they had a big drop in gross like Solo did. For being a brand loyalist, Bob certainly doesn't do his research

Bob also ignores when the MCU/Marvel Studios was having director drama like Patty Jenkins leaving Thor Dark World and Edgar Wright leaving Ant-Man Disney did give someone the boot it was Ike Perlmutter relegating him to TV and comics and gave Feige full control of Marvel Studios and has had more success and no drama since.