Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Zaryiu]

You know, I used to hate the idea of Rabbids getting into Super Smash Bros. due to personal bias.

Then I realize that this is Bob's worst nightmare, the idea of an "irrelevant", Western third-party character that he personally hates getting into Smash. It would forever taint the sacreness of Super Smash Bros. being a Smash orgy of his childhood characters as he has to deal with the fact that even Nintendo of all things has moved on to bigger and better things. Meanwhile, Bob will continue to waddle in his own filth, his cum stain Mario Amiibo as a reminder that he will never feel love again.

Do it Nintendo. Do it and bring about Bob's blarm.

No please no, i hate having an opinion similar to Blobbo but there's surely better option than wasting a character spot just to spite Bob "Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Mario" Chipman

 

[RockVolnutt]

Getting into a slapfight with and talking down to a troon.
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Well, too bad so sad, fatass.

He thinks making "higher education" a constitutional right will stop what he calls "stupid" people? Pretty sure Trump is a college graduate.

 

[RodgerDodger]

...That's not how that works. Like, at all.
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"Your stupid minds! Stupid! STUPID!"
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Don't a-log, don't a-log, don't a-log...

Dear Lord it truly is a meeting of the Mindless. In case you missed it, no Impeachment does not work as Bob thinks it does. Nor as Wu thinks it does. These are idiots parroting random badly understood single soundbites from other idiots on tv.

He thinks making "higher education" a constitutional right will stop what he calls "stupid" people? Pretty sure Trump is a college graduate.

Trump went to Military School. He is well educated believe it or not.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Literally two pages ago:

 

[Gordon Cole]

"[...]though you've treated me shamefully, I'm aware of the disproportionate harassment faced by trans persons in online spaces and don't want to be party to calling it down on someone simply because they dislike me."

Well...

 

[Red Hood]

Getting into a slapfight with and talking down to a troon.
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Well, too bad so sad, fatass.

A gun license? What the fuck is a gun license? This is America, Bob, the only gun license I'm supposed to need as a law abiding citizen is the Bill of Rights, you fat cocksucker!

I really want to say that to him in an over the top Yosemite Sam voice while firing my revolvers into the air.

 

[Gordon Cole]

A-Logging, Dunning-Kruger, dehumanization, oh my!

 

[Doctor Stan]

...That's not how that works. Like, at all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0qB8CVspY

Is...Bob seriously advocating for war with North Korea? If so, it really is despicable that he is cheering for the peace talks to fail just to spite his enemies. For all his talk about how Trump supporters just want to see others suffer, he sure seems willing to condemn us all to nuclear annihilation if it means being proven right.

Have you learned nothing yet? If it would upset Trump voters to have North Korea declare war and nuke the south, he'd be fucking giddy because he's a reprehensible spiteful blob.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

A-Logging, Dunning-Kruger, dehumanization, oh my!
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ACKSHUALLY Bob, the reason the summit was so short is because the Deal was probably done a long time ago. (According to some sources, it was worked out way back in November while Trump was visiting China.) This meeting was just a formality. And of course, CNN is going to downplay its importance. If Trump had been involved in it, they would have called the Surrender at Appomattox nothing more than a photo opportunity.

Boy, that Twitter interaction between the trans person and Bob was the cringiest shit I've seen in awhile. What I wouldn't give to call Bob every insult under the sun, tell him I'm a panexual Inuit-African lesbian with the ghost of Rosa Parks as my headmate and then sit back and enjoy as Bob ceremonially licks my digital feet as penance for his evil cis-whiteness.

 

[AnOminous]

"“The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side." -Luke 16:22-23 by the FREAKIN' FOUNDER OF THE RELIGION YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. He must be an ex-catholic because he knows jack-squat about the bible.

Not to mention the entire Book of Revelation, which is full of hellfire and damnation start to finish.

Revelation 20:10 - And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet [are], and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

And tons of others.

 

[Positron]

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The word "submental" doesn't mean what he thinks it means.
Stick with your hamartia and synechdoche please.

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There is one presidential candidate who is even more obsessed with being "the first". Maybe it is Her Turn?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The thing about the crossover is that Bob can moan about it and say "but it's different and not Mario!" With Smash, it'll probably be the same thing but with more characters and slightly prettier graphics. We all know that lolcows hate change, especially if it doesn't apply to their vision of a superior future. If Rabbids gets in Smash, Bob will raise hell about it seeing as it taints his precious Smash. Then he has to decide if his love for superior Nintendo outweighs that of inferior, obsolete Ubisoft.

And where was this vitriol against adding characters to Smash when Nintendo added characters like Sonic, Cloud and Pac-Man?

Legitimate question, but Bob complaining about Rabbids in Smash when Nintendo already has a history of adding characters not owned by them into Smash by now (including Capcom and Bamco characters) makes me question, why now? And more importantly, why only Ubisoft?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

...That's not how that works. Like, at all.
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"Your stupid minds! Stupid! STUPID!"
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Don't a-log, don't a-log, don't a-log...

Well, Super MAYhem17 exists, and it brings the Mario aesthetics to Doom. Hell, you even get to shoot Bowser in it. That alone should set off Bob. Also, I think Ultimate Torment and Torture has a secret level which has Mario enemies in it. Now we just wait for someone to bring the weapons from the Rabbids game into Doom...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well, Super MAYhem17 exists, and it brings the Mario aesthetics to Doom. Hell, you even get to shoot Bowser in it. That alone should set off Bob. Also, I think Ultimate Torment and Torture has a secret level which has Mario enemies in it. Now we just wait for someone to bring the weapons from the Rabbids game into Doom...

I wonder if it allows you to beat Browser to death like in the 2016 Doom game.

 

[QB 290]

I wonder if it allows you to beat Browser to death like in the 2016 Doom game.

Or if it allows Bob to beat Mario off just like he always wanted

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wonder if it allows you to beat Browser to death like in the 2016 Doom game.

Spoiler: This is what Bob fears

You shoot at Bowser until he dies. You face him on the last two maps.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Spoiler: This is what Bob fears

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You shoot at Bowser until he dies. You face him on the last two maps.

So what you're saying is, doom guy confirmed for smash?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So what you're saying is, doom guy confirmed for smash?

People legitimately want him to be in Smash, and considering that Doomguy is proficient in fisticuffs, it's completely possible. Whether that will happen is another topic entirely.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

People legitimately want him to be in Smash, and considering that Doomguy is proficient in fisticuffs, it's completely possible. Whether that will happen is another topic entirely.

Considering Snake already joined at some point. Doomguy wouldn't be out of the realm of posibilites But I would pay top dolar just to see Bob shit his pants in anger that a character "dudebrahs" loves is in his sacred Nintendo land.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Hey guise, Trump got totally played, r-right? Please tell me I'm right."

"L-Look I can analyze photos! That means Trump's the loser!"

If no other woman he white knighted wants to fuck him, why would the successful Hollywood producer be any different?

Cause that's what the Marvel movies need, more lazy references!

Only Bob could shittalk other hack critics, and still project like a motherfucker.

Bob's 37. Just thought I'd bring that up.

Well, guess we know the answer to the question "What if Bob was a successful Hollywood director?"

He'd still be a raging dumbass.

You people can't stub your toes without blaming Gamergate.