[June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch - From tumblr

[4Macie]

never wipes

Guys don’t generally wipe after peeing like girls do. Wouldn’t surprise me if Phil gets urine burn from not cleaning properly.

And I’m going to say it again.... Phil explicitly told everyone that kiwi farms would have to jump through some serious hoops to get any pictures of the snatch ditch. We’ve don’t nothing and yet we still get pictures because we are the only ones looking after Phil.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Jokes on Phil. He still can’t ride a bike.

Imagine the agony he'll feel whenever he runs over a pebble.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The real question is what is next for the potato - this shit over getting a stink ditch occupied him for over a fucking YEAR as his finishing blow to the farms...and yet here we are with him defying the odds in getting the surgery and yet literally nothing's changed. Is he just going to keep posting pictures of his crotch wound until he dies now?

 

[4Macie]

Is he just going to keep posting pictures of his crotch wound until he dies now?

Not like that’ll be too much longer...

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Not like that’ll be too much longer...

He probably smells like old fish, regret and encroaching death.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

So how much foam would there be if he poured peroxide on it? I bet it'd be like a marsh-mellow in a microwave.

 

[sperginity]

It's starting to look like the surgeon just did not give a fuck. He's wasn't even able to make the fucking abyss in his groin straight.

I don't know if they have a lot of control over the angle that the dick holster cements itself into the pelvis, seems dependent on scar tissue formation.

 

[Ms. Cegination]

Is he just going to keep posting pictures of his crotch wound until he dies now?

In his will he's going to ask for a camera to be placed in his coffin and focused on his taint to broadcast a 24/7 livestream of his rotting cunt.

 

[Monolith]

In his will he's going to ask for a camera to be placed in his coffin and focused on his taint to broadcast a 24/7 livestream of his rotting cunt.

My kingdom for a "horrifying" rating.

 

[Xanax]

In his will he's going to ask for a camera to be placed in his coffin and focused on his taint to broadcast a 24/7 livestream of his rotting cunt.

Sounds like some black metal shit

 

[LtCucumber]

If he has to name-drop the farms about his axewound update, the more he's clearly doing this to "show" us. Like nigga no, all you're showing us is that you're an aspie who went to a shit surgeon. This is pretty much fuelling the discussion as there will now probably be a lot more content from him for us to laugh at.

 

[Ravenor]

I came across an interesting image and made this.

 

[Optimus Prime]

In his will he's going to ask for a camera to be placed in his coffin and focused on his taint to broadcast a 24/7 livestream of his rotting cunt.

Given the blunt reality is that he's going to be cremated when he dies, having nothing put aside to handle the disposal of his corpse, and buried in a potter's field, his crotch hole will be destroyed with fire.

 

[Lioness]

I had a nightmare about Phil's Hell Hole. Taking a little break from the Farms.

 

[AnOminous]

Granted I'm no expert on the matter but I'm fairly certain most post-op trans women would consider the process of dilation to be something of a private matter. Maybe even embarrassing. Maybe even something you wouldn't want to show to a group of people you perceive and understand to be harshly judging your every move.

He has a humiliation fetish. Maybe we really are the suckers here because we do it for free, while some men actually pay a dominatrix to do it.

So how much foam would there be if he poured peroxide on it? I bet it'd be like a marsh-mellow in a microwave.

It would be like one of those fake volcanoes kids make for science fair.

It's starting to look like the surgeon just did not give a fuck. He's wasn't even able to make the fucking abyss in his groin straight.

I’m not impressed with the handiwork of the famous Dr. Doge. I think he’s the sound a duck makes.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The real question is what is next for the potato - this shit over getting a stink ditch occupied him for over a fucking YEAR as his finishing blow to the farms...and yet here we are with him defying the odds in getting the surgery and yet literally nothing's changed. Is he just going to keep posting pictures of his crotch wound until he dies now?

Getting massive fake tits and facial feminisation surgery, apparently. I really hope the former is covered under whatever healthcare option Phil has, cos ridiculous balloon tits would be the cherry on the doodle-decorated pork sundae that is Phil's body. I'm sure it'd finally convince us that he's female, too.

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

Calling this :late: as fuck but I really feel the need to re-iterate what half of everyone in this thread is saying. So, to date, Phil has:
-Failed to improve his appearance
-Been cucked out of his bedroom by the half-human troll he accidentally shares a place with
-Replaced his chub-stub with a horrifying glasgow smile
-Used his new un-clit to become the unquestioned leader of Antifa

All of this to shame KF? I gotta say, I don't know about anyone else, but I have to respect the brave choices made by this man.... woman... thing... I think we should all hang up our hats, leave the site, and think about how much egg there is on our collective faces for a while.

 

[Jaimas]

In before he claims he's going for breast augmentation.

 

[Ms. Cegination]

Getting massive fake tits and facial feminisation surgery, apparently. I really hope the former is covered under whatever healthcare option Phil has, cos ridiculous balloon tits would be the cherry on the doodle-decorated pork sundae that is Phil's body. I'm sure it'd finally convince us that he's female, too.

In before he claims he's going for breast augmentation.

Breast augmentation for Phil would be cheap and easy. The surgeon would only need to put in tiny A cup tits, then Phil would just let the surgical wounds get infected and bloat up with pus to D cup size.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

He’s a big guy.

Phor you.
Any bets on when he'll start claiming Kiwi Farms agents "injected him with gangrene?" There's no way that thing isn't going to kill him, or at least send him back to the hospital.