Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[The Telomerase Truth]

Even though I know better than to let it surprise me it still always surprises me how dudes like Lucas can read a thread like this about them and it still doesn't trigger any kind of introspection. I can't imagine being like this.

I wonder if he'll one day go Nick Bate on us because they find something actually illegal on his phone or something like that. That'd be glorious.

That's simply the way of cows, regardless of what kind. If they actually listened to people and reflected on their actions, they wouldn't make for very good cows.

 

[Aristophanes]

Who's this?

If I had no idea who Lucas was, I'd assume that he was in his late fifties or pushing his early sixties judging by the picture. His thinning grey hair right down to his scruffy grandpa-style of dressing does not scream "almost forty" to me.

Watch out, Lucas is gonna call the FBI on us

Seeing as he spends far too much time reading his thread, Lucas of all people should know that threats on Twitter aren't going to do anything. If he really wants his thread taken down, he should send a request to Null (as if that'll happen).

Expect to see a Lucas thread in "take that off the damn internet" in the near future - provided that the Wern can be arsed to pester Null.

 

[Garfieldchu]

The original post of that Wern creepshot has been shared 366 times so far on Facebook.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Why does he refuse to button his shirt completely?

I think some fat males feel that not fully buttoning their shirt mitigates the deep plunge that accentuates their ample bust when it's disrupted by an open collar.

 

[Twrx]

Watch out, Lucas is gonna call the FBI on us

When's he going to pull a Phil, come in his thread pretending to be a highway patrol officer to get it taken down?

 

[EtsuBatsu]

He won't. He'll just find some other pseudoscience, social movement, or what-have-you to justify his 70-year-old self creeping on the 18-year-olds of Generation AA (or whatever notation media would use after Z). It won't be the first time he changes tack to rationalize lusting over teens. I'm not a long-time Lucas follower, but in the time since I started, he has already used Bernie Sanders and the Fibonacci sequence to lure girls to date him.

I can't imagine Lucas living to 70 with the way he lives. I'd be surprised if he makes it to 60. But he'd still be creeping on those young women past his age range of 35-55.

 

[IrishAsylum]

"But it's okay when I do it! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

He seems to be forgetting the time he took 5 or 6 pictures of some teen as she crossed the street. Or that other time he took a photo of a MIDDLE SCHOOL car wash. Did he get their permission? Wasn't there another one with 2 french chicks? Or hey, how about that girl from the library? Was she cool with that? Did he get agreements from the countless girls that he turned into memes?

Let's also not forget the video he took of a girl sleeping on a couch while he brags about not raping her. She was totally down for that, right?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

It's 9am, the ball is now in Lucas' court to make due with his "or else". I'm betting that he shits himself and does nothing.

 

[Twrx]

It's 9am, the ball is now in Lucas' court to make due with his "or else". I'm betting that he shits himself and does nothing.

He'll definitely shit himself and do nothing. I'm curious about what he actually thinks the FBI will do.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Let's also not forget the video he took of a girl sleeping on a couch while he brags about not raping her. She was totally down for that, right?

I wish someone knew where that video went/archived it. I asked about it several pages back. That is arguably the creepiest Wern content to date.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

I wish someone knew where that video went/archived it. I asked about it several pages back. That is arguably the creepiest Wern content to date.

That video still exists. It's still on his FB. Just go look at his videos and you should see it.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

It's almost 9:30am in Spokane and the Cyber Police have not paid me a visit yet..
Lucas is also still probably asleep from manically Tweeting at all hours of the night.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I'm thinking now that he knows people take photos of him, he's gunna be in a state of hypervigilance that will be even more of a red flag for both people and authorities. Especially when he starts yelling about flightless birds from New Zealand.

 

[Rogowski]

He's making thinly veiled threats now.

And speaking of threats, I don't anyone's surprised that he hasn't followed through on yesterday's threat.

 

[ManbearPig]

Lucas looks like a boulder with a gourd for a head. I have no idea why the underage girls are not sopping wet over him. If he gets any fatter he won’t be able to move.

 

[Rogowski]

UPDATE:

He did it. Allegedly.

 

[Twrx]

UPDATE:View attachment 479250 He did it. Allegedly.

Im pretty sure he's a known liar. He's trying to both look scary to us, and impress all the nubile teenage girls.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

UPDATE:View attachment 479250 He did it. Allegedly.

Lucas: Hello, I would like to report a bigoted, ageist, Nazi, stalker website.
FBI agent: Mr. Werner, do I need to call your tard wrangler?
Lucas: oh...uh...uh...sorry wrong number!
: click :

 

[Rogowski]

The time between telling that Twitter account that he would and claiming he did is only fifteen minutes.

If he did contact the fbi he either used whatever generic contact link they have on their website or he DM'd their Twitter account. My money is on the latter.

 

[ManbearPig]

The police are going to laugh at his pedo creep ass.

He's making thinly veiled threats now.View attachment 479246 And speaking of threats, I don't anyone's surprised that he hasn't followed through on yesterday's threat.View attachment 479248

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