Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

AmpleApricots said:
Even though I know better than to let it surprise me it still always surprises me how dudes like Lucas can read a thread like this about them and it still doesn't trigger any kind of introspection. I can't imagine being like this.

I wonder if he'll one day go Nick Bate on us because they find something actually illegal on his phone or something like that. That'd be glorious.
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That's simply the way of cows, regardless of what kind. If they actually listened to people and reflected on their actions, they wouldn't make for very good cows.
 
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Creativeusername said:
Who's this?
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If I had no idea who Lucas was, I'd assume that he was in his late fifties or pushing his early sixties judging by the picture. His thinning grey hair right down to his scruffy grandpa-style of dressing does not scream "almost forty" to me.


LightEmittingDiode said:
Watch out, Lucas is gonna call the FBI on us (:_(
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Seeing as he spends far too much time reading his thread, Lucas of all people should know that threats on Twitter aren't going to do anything. If he really wants his thread taken down, he should send a request to Null (as if that'll happen).

Expect to see a Lucas thread in "take that off the damn internet" in the near future - provided that the Wern can be arsed to pester Null.
 
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Qi Meng Dealer said:
He won't. He'll just find some other pseudoscience, social movement, or what-have-you to justify his 70-year-old self creeping on the 18-year-olds of Generation AA (or whatever notation media would use after Z). It won't be the first time he changes tack to rationalize lusting over teens. I'm not a long-time Lucas follower, but in the time since I started, he has already used Bernie Sanders and the Fibonacci sequence to lure girls to date him.
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I can't imagine Lucas living to 70 with the way he lives. I'd be surprised if he makes it to 60. But he'd still be creeping on those young women past his age range of 35-55.
 
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"But it's okay when I do it! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

He seems to be forgetting the time he took 5 or 6 pictures of some teen as she crossed the street. Or that other time he took a photo of a MIDDLE SCHOOL car wash. Did he get their permission? Wasn't there another one with 2 french chicks? Or hey, how about that girl from the library? Was she cool with that? Did he get agreements from the countless girls that he turned into memes?

Let's also not forget the video he took of a girl sleeping on a couch while he brags about not raping her. She was totally down for that, right?
 
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The time between telling that Twitter account that he would and claiming he did is only fifteen minutes.
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If he did contact the fbi he either used whatever generic contact link they have on their website or he DM'd their Twitter account. My money is on the latter.
 
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