Lovequest CD for new sweetheart

[fridgesrants]

The track list on this mix CD he made is still ridiculous looking. I guess Chris's music taste will never change. It would be funny though he started going on Pitchfork and became a Hipster.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

According to Wikipedia, Thomas Pynchon referred to the song as "the nadir of all American expression". Can't see why though!

Well, to be fair, that's not one of the more confusing things to come from Pynchon.

 

[KillerKarlKox]

Chris's fascination with Teenage Dream is amazing. He really has to believe that all of his relationships now are the ones he "deserved" in high school.

 

[AndesMints]

I'm surprised Boston is on the mixtape. It seems they would be in the gap of music he doesn't listen to that's between his parent's older records and top 40 radio stations.

 

[Taily Puff]

More Than a Feeling is featured in Guitar Hero. And Carl mentions it in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Obviously it's impossible to verify where Chris heard of the song first and decided that he enjoyed it, but I'd bet you dollars to donuts that if it wasn't for these sources, he'd never have even heard of the band.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Not nearly enough Smiths.

I am disappoint.

 

[Mogambo]

You know guys, I'm just saying, there might be another reason that Chris' heartsweet's face is censored. It might not be because Chris' art is so good that she'd be immediately recognizable to anyone who saw it. It might be because she has a distinguishing feature, like say a facial piercing or piercings, that would make it easier for the weens to recognize her. Just a thought there, just a thought.

Also, holy shit is Chris' taste in music generic. I mean, we already knew that, but if it wasn't a top 40 hit decades ago, featured in a video game or cartoon, or sung by Brittney Spears, it's like he doesn't even know it exists. I mean, I suppose it could be worse. At least he's not listening to Justin Bieber or anything, but I still feel like we need to give the poor kid a musical intervention.

"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab"
Said the chimpie to the monk
"Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab"
Said the monkey to the chimp

So... is Chris the chimpanzee in this story or the monkey?

Nah, he's an androphobe. Chris would totally be down with fucking a transwoman.

So you're saying Chris is gay? Gotcha!

 

[CWCissey]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R-fTbd8juzQ

An appropriate name for the band.

 

[Germanicus]

Instead of Deicide and Cannibal Corpse they should have used Christian's music collection to torture those prisoners at Guantanamo.

 

[CWCissey]

Instead of Deicide and Cannibal Corpse they should have used Christian's music collection to torture those prisoners at Guantanamo.

Oh come on now.

You know that would class as a violation of the Geneva Convention. Even at Gitmo, that's going too far.

 

[Pivotal_Moment]

An appropriate name for the band.

Long as we're hatin'....

 

[drtoboggan]

Dude should have did what I always do: The Doors. Chicks dig The Doors.

 

[CWCissey]

Dude should have did what I always do: The Doors. Chicks dig The Doors.

That limits you to born Doors fans though, as you can't make Doors fans.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Because Chris's art is so realistic her face needs to be censored

Oh come on, that's just cruel. Even with the censorship I can tell that's his imaginary twin sister.

 

[drtoboggan]

That limits you to born Doors fans though, as you can't make Doors fans.

True. Honestly, The Smiths work pretty well too. I have a handful of music choices as foolproof as the DENNIS system.

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

That limits you to born Doors fans though, as you can't make Doors fans.

Greatest Hits are for housewives and little girls
/offtopic

 

[Zekesman]

Nah, he's an androphobe. Chris would totally be down with fucking a transwoman.

For a moment there I thought you meant he hates androgynous people. A quick google search clarified things >.> atleast Chris is not the type to actually invest efforts to hit on someone (e.g. me).
I do wonder how this all wil make sense in the end.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris's fascination with Teenage Dream is amazing. He really has to believe that all of his relationships now are the ones he "deserved" in high school.

Chris is like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Chris is like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

Well, he's got the "taint damage" part down pat.

 

[Le Bateleur]

This might be a moronic idea, but is it possible that the girlfriend is the field agent?

Occam's Razor would suggest this is a very credible hypothesis. Really can't understand why this idea got rated "dumb" by five users...