Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Plissken]

Even in a luxurious mexican resort, with all of the drinks he wants and plenty of gorgeous women to oggle, Blob still can't smile.

What does that tell you about this man?

Well, as many have said, he is most certainly at the very least a low-level Narcissist, but I would even go so far as to say he's a sociopath. He shows absolutely no signs of empathy, except for when something bad happens to him, and he wants all people who have different opinions to die.

He has that very creepy, empty stare. Here's the kicker; a lot of sociopaths are actually savvy enough to know how to put on a mask (As Dexter would put it), but because of Blob's isolation from socialization and lack of conversational and social skills, he doesn't know how. Instead, we get to see his vacant, creepy gaze.

 

[Mola Ram]

Even in a luxurious mexican resort, with all of the drinks he wants and plenty of gorgeous women to oggle, Blob still can't smile.

What does that tell you about this man?

Well, as many have said, he is most certainly at the very least a low-level Narcissist, but I would even go so far as to say he's a sociopath. He shows absolutely no signs of empathy, except for when something bad happens to him, and he wants all people who have different opinions to die.

He has that very creepy, empty stare. Here's the kicker; a lot of sociopaths are actually savvy enough to know how to put on a mask (As Dexter would put it), but because of Blob's isolation from socialization and lack of conversational and social skills, he doesn't know how. Instead, we get to see his vacant, creepy gaze.

I dunno. I'm open to the idea he's mentally unwell, and he's copped to anger issues (surprise!), but I wonder if he's just someone with minor league problems that have been horribly exacerbated by spending too much time on Twitter.

Whether he's disturbed or not I totally agree he's a joyless cunt.

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

Why would Chris Chipman be going on a Cancun vacation with only Bob, instead of bringing his wife and daughter along?

I've got a strong suspicion that this vacation is not just about The Chipman Brothers getting some fun in the sun.

 

[TheImportantFart]

TFW when you don't have access to the *horrifying* tag.

It's okay buddy, I've got you covered:

 

[A Random]

Those fucking cheeks, like, goddamn.

It's worse when he's not facing the camera dead on, but still. Between that, the likely excess of natural light for a basement dweller, and the blatant flab all over his body...

Anyone remember when Chris looked like a gay trucker? Bob looks like one to me.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's okay buddy, I've got you covered:

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Winnerfeels, my friend. Winnerfeels.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

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Cow crossover with Russ Pitts.
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He's still incapable of taking an L.
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I'll applaud his honesty in admitting that he's an angry sperg who won't change.
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Why the hell should this guy be mad all day? If I could earn 1/4th what he does posting facile movie reviews on YouTube, I would have a shit eating grin on my face all day long.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'll give him points for knowing that Cancun's tourist-y and that he's ugly.

Even in a luxurious mexican resort, with all of the drinks he wants and plenty of gorgeous women to oggle, Blob still can't smile.

And on top of that, he's still sperging on Twitter about the Annapolis shooting.

I've met teenagers who weren't as addicted to their phones as Bob is. Just put the goddamn phone down and enjoy yourself!

 

[Mola Ram]

I'll give him points for knowing that Cancun's tourist-y and that he's ugly.
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And on top of that, he's still sperging on Twitter about the Annapolis shooting.
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I've met teenagers who weren't as addicted to their phones as Bob is. Just put the goddamn phone down and enjoy yourself!

If Chris Chipman were any kind of brother he'd "accidentally" knock Bob's phone into that pool there, just so the miserable bastard is forced to enjoy himself for a couple of days.

 

[AnOminous]

You will believe that a fat man can fly.

If they put Bob on one side of the plane, do they have to load the other side with four normal people so the plane doesn't flip over?

 

[LaughingJoke]

If they put Bob on one side of the plane, do they have to load the other side with four normal people so the plane doesn't flip over?

Made think of this scene from Police Academy 5 at the 35 second mark.

 

[LN 910]

I'll give him points for knowing that Cancun's tourist-y and that he's ugly.
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And on top of that, he's still sperging on Twitter about the Annapolis shooting.
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I've met teenagers who weren't as addicted to their phones as Bob is. Just put the goddamn phone down and enjoy yourself!

"REEE REEE CONSERVATIVES ARE USING THIS TO SOAPBOX. IT'S THEIR FAULT THE SHOOTING HAPPENED REE!"

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm close with my brother too, but Bob's brother is his only irl social interaction it seems. He's not in Cancun with a girlfriend or wife, he's with his fucking brother.

 

[Gordon Cole]

To everyone wondering why he wasn't smiling, well, be careful what you wish for.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Haha of course he’d wear Velcro sandals and some ugly ass Hawaiian button down. Ugh, trashy American tourists are the worst.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

They landed.
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That manboob action.

(And despite it being his first time out of the US, he's still retweeting.)

Why does it look like he's more fatter when he has his shirts tucked in?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Of course Bob uses the soy-mouth smile.

And is every bad stereotype of an American tourist. He embodies "Ugly American" to a T.

And you know he's going to come back talking all about how much he knows about Mexico.

And Cancun? Can't wait for him to REEEE about the white girls everywhere.

 

[Mola Ram]

Why does it look like he's more fatter when he has his shirts tucked in?

This is why fat guys love Hawaiian shirts.

(As a fat guy with Hawaiian shirts I speak with authority. Uh, I mean, praise Kali-ma.)

 

[RodgerDodger]

Why would Chris Chipman be going on a Cancun vacation with only Bob, instead of bringing his wife and daughter along?

I've got a strong suspicion that this vacation is not just about The Chipman Brothers getting some fun in the sun.

Brotherly fishing trip?

 

[BubbleButt]

Yep, he's staying in a resort.

Spoiler: Bob in a tanktop and Shirtless Chris

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I wish I had the in my heart to tweet to Chris "It's so nice that you're taking your mentally challenged brother places with you."