Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Does anyone know what would happen if Bob was drunk as fuck?

 

[Flexo]

I found a perfect vacation backpack for Robert.

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Mario in the mcu might just be the perfect woman for Bob.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I would say you look like an exceptional Alfred Hitchcock, but that's just me.
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BONUS: Today in "Muh represntashun".
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In all these pictures, Blobbo’s brother comes off as a fun loving guy who seems well adjusted (job, wife, kid). Now his sister is getting married so what the hell happened to Blobb? When did politics consume his life to the point he can’t have any kind of relationships with people outside of twitter?

 

[Foltest]

Does anyone know what would happen if Bob was drunk as fuck?

my guess is that he would mouth off to the wrong person and gets his face punched in.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Some more "Reeeeeepublicans are literally Nazis".

And now we have proof that Bob can't get off his phone if he tried.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

My god. That face it going to haunt my dreams for a week, he makes his brother look like Chris Pratt in comparison.

(Coincidentally, Chris Pratt got his big break in Hollywood while working in a Bubba Gump's in Maui.)

 

[Rathkor]

Does anyone know what would happen if Bob was drunk as fuck?

He'd wake up in a hotel lobby in chinatown.

 

[Whatevs]

Hmmm, maybe someone should point out to Bob about how taking a selfie in front of a giant sugar skull while his brother wears a sombrero/mariachi hat is some seriously bad cultural appropriation, just to watch the ensuing defense, meltdown, apology then shaming of his brother.

 

[Brother Wind]

that is an ugly ugly shirt. Even for a vaccation shirt it is ugly. Why do so many americans wear shirts that tacky?

My Dad owns that shirt actually. He bought it on a business trip, all of his co-workers bought ugly ass shirts too for a laugh.

That said he wears it to work somedays because my Dad is an old man who figures his Dad got to wear orange cowboy hats when he was old. And he's able to actually laugh at himself

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Seafood chains don't have a lot of penetration in coastal New England"???

It is almost as though he never leaves his house. Kelly's and Nick's are both within 5 miles of his dungeon lair, and that's not even counting Legal Seafood, Weathervane, Newicks and probably another ten from Cape Cod I'm forgetting.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Seafood chains don't have a lot of penetration in coastal New England"???

It is almost as though he never leaves his house. Kelly's and Nick's are both within 5 miles of his dungeon lair, and that's not even counting Legal Seafood, Weathervane, Newicks and probably another ten from Cape Cod I'm forgetting.

I'd buy that he doesn't go to seafood chains because the local stuff is better. You'd be hard pressed to find a native NYC resident who goes to Olive Garden, after all. It's just an odd place for him not to display snobbery.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'd buy that he doesn't go to seafood chains because the local stuff is better. You'd be hard pressed to find a native NYC resident who goes to Olive Garden, after all. It's just an odd place for him not to display snobbery.

Shame, I'd love a Bob rant about "Superior Garden" and arguing that local joints need to die for not being owned by a Fortune 500 company. He'd say something about sucking corporate dick is good for "the little guy" followed by getting pissy at anyone who tells him otherwise. Maybe we'd even get a rant about how Darden Restaurants should merge with Disney and Nintendo and take over the world for the Superior Future.

 

[Mola Ram]

Shame, I'd love a Bob rant about "Superior Garden" and arguing that local joints need to die for not being owned by a Fortune 500 company. He'd say something about sucking corporate dick is good for "the little guy" followed by getting pissy at anyone who tells him otherwise. Maybe we'd even get a rant about how Darden Restaurants should merge with Disney and Nintendo and take over the world for the Superior Future.

Ye gods -- Bob is a Druuge! It all makes sense now.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Still plugging his ears over MS-13.

"I'm not an idiot."

The past 1406 pages beg to differ.

 

[Mola Ram]

Still plugging his ears over MS-13.
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"I'm not an idiot."

The past 1406 pages beg to differ.
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I guess when you're an angry moron, everything looks moronically simple.

 

[thismanlies]

"I'm not an idiot."

The past 1406 pages beg to differ.

I can't really slam him for being a hypocrite. He does such a good job containing himself in his basement.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I like the use of "cure" as if there was anyway to please Bob as he's never outlined what he wants out of them. Is it just to vote D? Cause Bob has done the classic "I'm okay with conservatives but not NAZIS" one minute followed by "everyone I don't like is part of the ALTERNATIVE-right" making the "alt" pointless.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Glad to know that his vacation changed literally nothing about his attitude.

 

[Mola Ram]

Glad to know that his vacation changed literally nothing about his attitude.
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I get the feeling Bob never gets a vacation from being Bob.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I get the feeling Bob never gets a vacation from being Bob.

Blobb can’t turn off being Blobb. Tons of others ave said this but hating conservatives and political sperging is their entire identity. It’s who they are so turning it off or going on vacation from that is impossible. It’s how they self-identify and find social media friends and followers.