Horrorcow Lorne Armstrong

I suspect that it's just some sperg trying to be funny.

If it isn't however...

I'm not sure which would be worse, honestly.

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I suspect that it's just some sperg trying to be funny.

If so, then this is definitely a first. Usually when a Lolcow signs up here the first thing they do is cry for their thread to be deleted. They don't typically make their first post about their genitalia. This guy, according to OP, actually sues people. If he were to sign up he would probably spam the hell out of the mods, flag this thread and every post in it and demand for the slander to be taken down.

When he starts sending pics of Mr. Penis to members we'll know for sure.
 
Have we ever had a wild Horrorcow loose in a thread before? If it isn't just some random weenie who necroed a thread because "TROLOLOLOLL!", then we could be in for an...interesting time.
 
If the guy is him, ban would come down fast. Null has promised to ban Nick Bate on sight, and this person is worse than he is. Lolcows you poke, pedophiles you ban and hope they die in a fire.

Also, I'd be surprised if it was actually him and not some sperg necroposting.
 
Does the CWCki normally get a lot of lolcows on here like this alot?
Depends. Usually most of them ignore us, but occasionally one stumbles in and promptly begins demanding that his/her thread be taken down. WoggleBugLover, The Iconoclast, ILuvMylarBalloons, and TJ are good examples of this.
 
I'm surprised this fucking retard doesn't have a solid thread considering all the info out there about him. Internet famous is blowing the fuck up and this legit has managed to hit two pages in like 6 years?
 
Why bother? There's a whole forum website dedicated exclusively to TCAP discussions. They've probably jerked Lorne lore off to hell and back.


Of course last time I checked they had some faggot-ass 'please disable adblock' interruption that would not let you continue browsing until you disabled it. I tried clicking on the 'I don't have adblock! - I have ublock *sigh*' button, but there wasn't one.
 
How is this fucking pedo piece of shit not a top 5 lolcow?

At least 3 women have been catfishing our pedofriend for the last 3 years. They've recorded their calls, and there are literally 1000s of hours of calls featuring him (a) verbally abusing the women (b) getting too drunk and crying on the phone and (c) admitting to attempting to rape other children he met on MySpace. When I say "1000s of hours of calls" you probably think there's a lot of content, but no, that is a literal figure. Over the course of years, several women have spent over 1000 hours talking to him and recording and posting their calls.

The calls are not public, although I wouldn't call them a secret either per se. I have all of the calls and I don't know if this is something this forum is interested in archiving.

One of the people who has been catfishing Lorne Armstrong for years is pseudonymed Ember Enfierno. Well it turns out, she is not an emotionally stable person either, and there are accusations that she is using Lorne to file fake police reports on other people who try to enter the "clique" of people who are catfishing the pedophile. I don't know much about Kiwifarms other than some passing familiarity (this is my first post and I just registered this account), but this seems like something you guys would be all over. Tell me what I should do to grow this thread.
 
Talk to Null.
Okay, I'll figure out how to do that and see if there's any interest.

I used to be in a (shitty) rock band, so I know you open with a good material and end with the best. So here's some good stuff - I've attached a call where Lorne describes going to meet a 15 year old girl on MySpace to try to rape her. Before you download, know that it's a long conversation and not a 2.5 minute "zinger".
 

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Damn! How did I miss this! Lorne has so many threads on TCAP forums and on Reddit, it is ridiculous. Apparently he just met with his lawyer, probation officer, and sex offender counselor and was unable to get removed from the sex offender registry. He will have to wait till 2022 to petition again, too bad, OH CAWD!
 
How is this fucking pedo piece of shit not a top 5 lolcow?

At least 3 women have been catfishing our pedofriend for the last 3 years. They've recorded their calls, and there are literally 1000s of hours of calls featuring him (a) verbally abusing the women (b) getting too drunk and crying on the phone and (c) admitting to attempting to rape other children he met on MySpace. When I say "1000s of hours of calls" you probably think there's a lot of content, but no, that is a literal figure. Over the course of years, several women have spent over 1000 hours talking to him and recording and posting their calls.

The calls are not public, although I wouldn't call them a secret either per se. I have all of the calls and I don't know if this is something this forum is interested in archiving.

One of the people who has been catfishing Lorne Armstrong for years is pseudonymed Ember Enfierno. Well it turns out, she is not an emotionally stable person either, and there are accusations that she is using Lorne to file fake police reports on other people who try to enter the "clique" of people who are catfishing the pedophile. I don't know much about Kiwifarms other than some passing familiarity (this is my first post and I just registered this account), but this seems like something you guys would be all over. Tell me what I should do to grow this thread.
Here are a couple of videos re: Ember. I've been in the TCAP community forever and a day. This whole situation was fucked up, wrongfully so by a bunch of mental illness not under control. Then again, that's most of the Internet.

Ember's catfishing of Stanley Kendall is still legendary, no matter the drama.

* Playlist from Joey's TCAP Channel related to Ember

* Ember Enfierno at Her Worst Vol. 1: The Pink Fox Story

* Ember Enfierno at Her Worst Vol. 2 - The Chloe Dubois Story

 
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