Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas, since I know you read this thread I'd like to point out that Kiwis aren't the ones who are contacting your college to try to get you kicked out of school, this would be counterproductive to our entertainment. SOFALAW on the other hand can't resist pozloading my negholep.
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LightEmittingDiode said:
So in today's "things that definitely happened", Lucas claims that his 30 year old, gorgeous neighbor admitted that she wanted his telomeres but he is resisting to pursue JB.
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She probably feels bad for him/ is using him for food/doesn't exist. It's definitely one of those three things, most likely the second or third one
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
He should emulate OPL and just swallow his own magic sperm. If it's gonna give eternal life to the under 26 crowd, wouldn't it help with his health issues and balding?
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The last thing Lucas needs is to eat more. Even if it's a Fanta off the rocks... (did that work as well as it did in my mind?)

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Makes sense I just can't see anything about the Wern worth saving.
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Apparently they met in a hospital, so she probably couldn't see past this, very lonely and easy to be preyed upon by Lucas. We don't have an exact time table to his pedophile behavior but his relationship ended due to it and him breaking things and getting a DV charge so at least part time in the relationship with her it started, that's at latest but probably earlier in my guesses.

We don't know much about her, but from what we can gather she was older mentally ill and childless, she probably found a very unhealthy relationship in Lucas when he saw her as a fleshlite and wallet.

SOFALAW being top tier faggots again. Assuming this is real, this is honestly the right way to deal with it. I hope Shao gets hit by a train. To deny people an education via rumors online posting gets real hairy real fast. Lucas if he even shows up will fuck it up and get kicked out. Plus him tarding out in class would be way better than LOLWEEND he can't go to school. Now I spoke before I'm upset someone wasted money on someone this hopeless but, that doesn't matter as legally he can. It just irks me people who want to crawl out of the gutter have less because Lucas wants to be a public pervert.

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She probably feels bad for him/ is using him for food/doesn't exist. It's definitely one of those three things, most likely the second or third one
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I lean to doesn't exist. Lucas is an open pervert and gross. He complains about not having sex for almost a decade (pranked) I can't blame him, I'd be upset too, but since I'm not a filthy degenerate, I'd not randomly yell it on my YT or FB. You can have sex with out reproducing, if she's into to him, he'd be tapping it just to get his rocks off. Lucas also publicly shared he's into anal and oral sex, ok so don't risk a baby let her suck that mirco peen... oh wait she's not real.

If she is real, she's being nice to Lucas and Suzanne 2.0 as she's in the same retard/junkie house as Lucas. She's damaged goods. Or she's playing Lucas and that's funny and tragic. Either way if she's real she probably needs a thread here.

Lucas just also pulled the older father things, his dad was older. Why is he a sped ? Lucas is a cow I'd love to hold down and ask him the things like this he ducks just to watch the steam pour out of his ears as his pedophile lies unravel so quickly.
 
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Garfieldchu said:
Saw this in one of the Wern groups earlier. No idea who that is, but from what I gather, this person is a lolcow among Facebook tag groups for posting disgusting, deranged things about smoking cat ashes and vaginal worms. So...match made in heaven?
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Unsurprisingly, it's fake.
Some Lucas posts:
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> enrolled in college
> taking 2 math classes that a high school freshman would be expected to complete
> PhD when?
 
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Lucas needed help to enroll, he was too dumb to use the website. So he didn't enroll he had someone do it for him. I fail to see why this is something to brag about.

Lucas is fat and acts like 10 blocks is a lot of walking? Roughly that's a half a mile. A simple rule of thumb is 100 calories per mile. Lucas wants to lose 100 lbs, to lose one lb of fat is 3k. 300,000 is his target kcals burnt then. He's killing 50 a day. So he'd need 1643.83562 Years to lose that weight. We've seen him eat 4k cals in a sitting before and that alone can hold you at 200 or more. How tall is Lucas the fat man? I enjoy sports and the math related to it, I just want to point and laugh at his absurdly high BMI. If he's a manlet even better.

Lucas is claiming science and chemicals make him a pedophile. This is like some perverted Rick and Morty skit. There's a lot of reason we want prime partners, and by prime I mean in a nature way. Lucas is not a prime partner, and can't see why it's not looked back, we also know he doesn't mean at healthy adult consenting woman, he means children. I'm not sure why or where he sees random men talk to random women they don't know in pet names. His lies are just so silly. He's trying to come off as someone who is a feminist still but it's such simple pandering.

Lucas won't explain why he's overweight, balding or any of his other issues he's always telling us his super jizz prevents and cures it. But there he is asking for pity admitting it. He says he's seen men just like him with girls but not him, maybe it's his awful personality? If the men are just like him, why does he claim age is the issue, being if just like him they'd be his age...

Lucas is so old he's nearly a boomer and wants to fuck the younger over... Yea Lucas wants to screw the younger gen for his own gluttony, he's a honorary boomer.
 
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Garfieldchu said:
Saw this in one of the Wern groups earlier. No idea who that is, but from what I gather, this person is a lolcow among Facebook tag groups for posting disgusting, deranged things about smoking cat ashes and vaginal worms. So...match made in heaven?
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off-topic, but that girl deserves her own thread if she doesn't have one yet.
 
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Lucas isn't very good at taking notes, so I can't imagine he'll do too well in college.

He tries so hard to keep his times and locations vaguely known but wrapped in secret, then does shit like stating he is currently in the 10th lap around his block and then posts locally identifiable photos of the skyline at 3 am trying to hide from watchful eyes.
 
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