Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

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Half-dude said:
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You pull your red sporty Model S into the garage of your upper-class bigass house, she'd been making some odd noses on the way home. You figured you'd just take her to the dealership tomorrow to have it looked at, but you pull her inside, park, and get out the cause of the noises become clear. Quickly your Tesla deploys her arms and legs, goes full anthro-mode, and flops over on her back on her big fluffy car-bed. She'd nommed the end of her cord before the big flop and holds it loosely between her glossy smooth lips, the rest of the cord wrapping itself all around her. She playfully twists her hips and squeezes her boobies between her arms while continuing to make horny moans, a quick glance down to her electric-pussy and the frothing wetness forming on it makes everything clear! In a welcoming manner she spreads her legs open wide weakly thrusting up into the air, she just stares at you with this come-hither expression, what are you going to do now? ....


==(H-Ds crazy context to his porn)===-

So Teslas, yeah they're something I haven't explored as to where there place would be in the alternate anthro-car universe. What with Elon Musk's stanch disapproval of the idea of artificial intelligence (which kinda rubs me the wrong way to be honest but I see where he's coming from.) But anyway I gave it some thought and here's the official world-building for Teslas in the Anthro-Car universe.

AniMECH holds the monopoly on the automotive industry by a huge margin! By the early 2000s all major automotive manufactures have fallen one after another as Anthro-Cars become the craze and all anyone wants anymore, and they've been around long enough by this point that the price of one has lowered to a price the common person can afford.. barely, but they can afford it. Plus the fact that A-Cars can maintain their own bodies eliminating the need for costly trips to the mechanic, they pay for themselves within their lifetime. There's also the even more affordable option of buying a car as a baby and raising it yourself rather then buy an adult.

In the A-Car universe Elon Musk still becomes the self-made entrepreneur billionaire he is in this universe, and he's still against AI despite the success of obviously alive AniMECH cars. He's not alone either, there's still a social divide on the topic and some of the last people with non-anthro cars are those who side against AI and honestly don't trust the Anthro-Cars.

Still driven to make a viable fully electric car, Elon Musk founds Tesla the same as he does in this universe, however after only a few years it's apparent that despite his wishes, in order to compete with AniMECH he will HAVE to create an Anthro-Car version of his cars. As well made and great as his line of cars are, compared to AniMECH's stuff it looks outright antiquated. Musk agrees to license out AniMECH's tech to begin manufacture of his own A-Cars. The computer brains are sent per-assembled to Tesla from AniMECH's factories, as the inner circuitry is an extreme industry secret and every module is built with several built in safe-guards to prevent reverse engineering. The arms and legs while similar are not licensed from AniMECH but are a unique design created by Tesla.

Unlike the other companies, Ford, Chevy, GM, to name a few that have literally been swallowed by the mega-corporation as subsidiaries and exist as independent entities in brand name only, Elon Musk is vehement about having Tesla remain an independent company with as little about of association with AniMECH as it can, even his Tesla Anthro-Car are not actually marketed as Anthro-Cars to try and disassociate Tesla cars from AniMECH's

To go along with Musk's distrust of AI, while his cars use the same fully-alive computerized consciousness AniMECH uses, Tesla has many many safeguards built into the cars to minimize threat if one wants to say... go rouge. Every car is tied to a major central database at Tesla's HQ and can be terminated at the press of a button, there's also a main purge button to kill every existing car at once. Pregnancies are monitored closely, and have a built in 'termination' command as well. Passive sensors constantly monitor an Anthro-Tesla's thought pattern and reports any murderous, violent, or rebellious thoughts.
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REAAAALLY disappointed I don't have access to the "Horrifying" rating. So here.

:horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:
 
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Half-dude said:
Plug Me...

View attachment 493148

You pull your red sporty Model S into the garage of your upper-class bigass house, she'd been making some odd noses on the way home. You figured you'd just take her to the dealership tomorrow to have it looked at, but you pull her inside, park, and get out the cause of the noises become clear. Quickly your Tesla deploys her arms and legs, goes full anthro-mode, and flops over on her back on her big fluffy car-bed. She'd nommed the end of her cord before the big flop and holds it loosely between her glossy smooth lips, the rest of the cord wrapping itself all around her. She playfully twists her hips and squeezes her boobies between her arms while continuing to make horny moans, a quick glance down to her electric-pussy and the frothing wetness forming on it makes everything clear! In a welcoming manner she spreads her legs open wide weakly thrusting up into the air, she just stares at you with this come-hither expression, what are you going to do now? ....


==(H-Ds crazy context to his porn)===-

So Teslas, yeah they're something I haven't explored as to where there place would be in the alternate anthro-car universe. What with Elon Musk's stanch disapproval of the idea of artificial intelligence (which kinda rubs me the wrong way to be honest but I see where he's coming from.) But anyway I gave it some thought and here's the official world-building for Teslas in the Anthro-Car universe.

AniMECH holds the monopoly on the automotive industry by a huge margin! By the early 2000s all major automotive manufactures have fallen one after another as Anthro-Cars become the craze and all anyone wants anymore, and they've been around long enough by this point that the price of one has lowered to a price the common person can afford.. barely, but they can afford it. Plus the fact that A-Cars can maintain their own bodies eliminating the need for costly trips to the mechanic, they pay for themselves within their lifetime. There's also the even more affordable option of buying a car as a baby and raising it yourself rather then buy an adult.

In the A-Car universe Elon Musk still becomes the self-made entrepreneur billionaire he is in this universe, and he's still against AI despite the success of obviously alive AniMECH cars. He's not alone either, there's still a social divide on the topic and some of the last people with non-anthro cars are those who side against AI and honestly don't trust the Anthro-Cars.

Still driven to make a viable fully electric car, Elon Musk founds Tesla the same as he does in this universe, however after only a few years it's apparent that despite his wishes, in order to compete with AniMECH he will HAVE to create an Anthro-Car version of his cars. As well made and great as his line of cars are, compared to AniMECH's stuff it looks outright antiquated. Musk agrees to license out AniMECH's tech to begin manufacture of his own A-Cars. The computer brains are sent per-assembled to Tesla from AniMECH's factories, as the inner circuitry is an extreme industry secret and every module is built with several built in safe-guards to prevent reverse engineering. The arms and legs while similar are not licensed from AniMECH but are a unique design created by Tesla.

Unlike the other companies, Ford, Chevy, GM, to name a few that have literally been swallowed by the mega-corporation as subsidiaries and exist as independent entities in brand name only, Elon Musk is vehement about having Tesla remain an independent company with as little about of association with AniMECH as it can, even his Tesla Anthro-Car are not actually marketed as Anthro-Cars to try and disassociate Tesla cars from AniMECH's

To go along with Musk's distrust of AI, while his cars use the same fully-alive computerized consciousness AniMECH uses, Tesla has many many safeguards built into the cars to minimize threat if one wants to say... go rouge. Every car is tied to a major central database at Tesla's HQ and can be terminated at the press of a button, there's also a main purge button to kill every existing car at once. Pregnancies are monitored closely, and have a built in 'termination' command as well. Passive sensors constantly monitor an Anthro-Tesla's thought pattern and reports any murderous, violent, or rebellious thoughts.
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Reading this post is a little bit less scary than anything in this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/self-hating-pedo-general.45331/

Thanks Half-dude, I needed it.
 
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I don't understand. Is the placement of the vagina different on an anthro car vs a... not... anthro one? Because I thought your form of relations literally involved the tailpipe.

I also just realized Teslas don't have those because they're electric. This is so confusing to me.
 
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REAAAALLY disappointed I don't have access to the "Horrifying" rating. So here.

:horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:
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Thats ok because youd be lying anyway. You know you got hard. Lol

Quijibo69 said:
Reading this post is a little bit less scary than anything in this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/self-hating-pedo-general.45331/

Thanks Half-dude, I needed it.
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You xould read an article on National Geographic and learn something rather then scare yourself..jus sayin.

Super Collie said:
I don't understand. Is the placement of the vagina different on an anthro car vs a... not... anthro one? Because I thought your form of relations literally involved the tailpipe.

I also just realized Teslas don't have those because they're electric. This is so confusing to me.
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You need to separate the fantasy of my porn from reality. With OS people there are those that only find cars attractive abd there are those that find both cars and people attractive. I obviously fall into the latter. The other OS people hate my anthro cars and say making them look more human ruins the hotness of the car.

I like both so for me my anthro cars are like humans and cars plus. Its the hot aspects i like from both, merged. The size, bodies, and shiny metal and plastics of cars, and the sexy legs, arms, lips, titties, and pussies/dicks of humans. Though to be honest i think most pussies look fucking gross.

Teslas ARE hot and yes by being electric they're basically unfuckable!!! Its quite the torture. Future mechiphiles are gonna have a hard time if all cars turn electric.
 
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@Half-dude why have you never picked up pic related and become the sunibee of car artwork? Imagine, all valve heads and tailpipe.
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Pfft yeah, obviously right? Drawings somehow translate to the sense of touch, and a plethora of vaginas wouldn't be available to look at on the internet. So yeah, not artistic liberty, couldn't be that. Not like they're designed to look artificial and robotic or anything.
 
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