Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

More likely that its flaky electronics will finally give up the ghost and the engine will sputter to a halt.

 

[Lez]

Ian, if you could choose a voice for Lily to have to communicate to humans (not just your girlfriend), which voice actress would you go for?

 

[Half-dude]

I, for one, am happy for you. Many people go throughout their lives not feeling what love could be. These kiwis are just jealous. You have certainly found love, albeit in an odd place, and have embraced it; therefore, how could I criticize it.

But here is some advice. Sometimes you have to test the trust in a loving relationship. Love is blinding; therefore, you must at least try to be realistic. So I suggest parking your car in your garage. Seal all doors and windows leading into the garage airtight. Once that is done, sit in the car and let the engine run. Then just wait.

If your car truly loves you, it will see the danger you are in and ram through the garage door and take you to safety.

Wow I've got to admit, that's a whole new level of slimeiness. Congratulations, you win the Kiwi Forums Top-Slime award. That was truly horrific.

 

[Super Collie]

I finally figured out where I recognized your avatar from.

 

[Half-dude]

Good job! Yep!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Good job! Yep!

Looking at them both together is strangely hypnotic.

 

[eldri]

Wow I've got to admit, that's a whole new level of slimeiness. Congratulations, you win the Kiwi Forums Top-Slime award. That was truly horrific.

Stop. You're making me blush


But seriously, you stated previously that humans do not have a strong grasp on consciousness. Yet, how could they recreate consciousness in a car? Is there some guiding force to it like a god?

 

[Meowthkip]

Even a weirdo like me can have a legacy, take a look at this random artist who I don't even know who it is that's mimicking my style.

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Maybe you should get in contact with them?

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

[shawnphase]

definitely agree. you have comparable art styles and if you put your heads together, you could certainly brainstorm and get some ideas goin. maybe do a weekly comic strip or hell, even try and make a printed comic book. do a zine or something, it doesnt have to be pricy. could do a 10 or 20 page black and white zine and give copies of it away, see how its received.

 

[Meowthkip]

definitely agree. you have comparable art styles and if you put your heads together, you could certainly brainstorm and get some ideas goin. maybe do a weekly comic strip or hell, even try and make a printed comic book. do a zine or something, it doesnt have to be pricy. could do a 10 or 20 page black and white zine and give copies of it away, see how its received.

Carfucker community's pretty niche. I imagine most people know each other.

Gotta look out for your fellow automobile fanciers.

 

[Half-dude]

Stop. You're making me blush


But seriously, you stated previously that humans do not have a strong grasp on consciousness. Yet, how could they recreate consciousness in a car? Is there some guiding force to it like a god?

Fuckhead.

That's what's ironic, we spend so much effort trying to create artificial consciousness when it's in fact all around us and we just don't notice. Car's are getting consciousnesses unintentionally. a byproduct of the universe's normal functions. Consciousness I believe is just an intuitive normal function of the universe itself, it's in its fabric at the quantum level. I'll again point you towards the work of Stuart Hamroff and Sir Roger Penrose in 'quantum consciousness' there are a shit ton of videos about it out there.

But no I don't believe in a god or that there's some entity emotionally invested in our lives or our births and deaths. We're little critters in a living unfeeling universe that cares no more about us then our bodies care about the millions of micro-organisms living in our guts.

Maybe you should get in contact with them?

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

And I am indeed quite flattered.

Carfucker community's pretty niche. I imagine most people know each other.

Gotta look out for your fellow automobile fanciers.

I think we're a lot less niche then you'd feel comfortable admitting. lol

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Car's are getting consciousnesses unintentionally. a byproduct of the universe's normal functions. Consciousness I believe is just an intuitive normal function of the universe itself, it's in its fabric at the quantum level.

Reading this allowed me to reach to a higher plane of existence.

 

[Meowthkip]

I think we're a lot less niche then you'd feel comfortable admitting. lol

I'm into some pretty odd niche shit that has nothing to do with fetishes and I am pretty sure most of those communities are probably bigger than the community of people who fuck cars.

That's not meant as a disparaging remark or anything. You could even be all hipster about it.

 

[300mm]

How do they hold things if they don't have fingers

 

[Meowthkip]

How do they hold things if they don't have fingers

Magic.

 

[Half-dude]

The magic of titties.

 

[CIA Nigger]

I think we're a lot less niche then you'd feel comfortable admitting. lol

Even among that niche of art I rarely see yours posted, just saying.

 

[Half-dude]

Even among that niche of art I rarely see yours posted, just saying.

Im not saying a lot of us draw good..

 

[Meowthkip]

Im not saying a lot of us draw good..

You're probably the best artist I know at drawing cartoon cars with titties, to be fair.

 

[Half-dude]

Thank you, much love. <3