Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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At least Bob is keeping James Gunn's spirit alive by dodging the question and mocking his timeline.
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Although I could see why he's doing that, apparently James Gunn is Jesus now.
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I dunno, I'm not a sociopath.
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Well, we finally have an answer to the question “Who’s dumb enough to buy plane wifi?”

Not dumb. Just addicted.

I think if you cut Bob off from the internet for a month or so he'd either genuinely improve as a human being ("I feel nothing but contempt," what a piece of shit he is) ... or he'd straight up kill himself.
 
The (hopefully) last reaction video:

Live by the sword, die by the sword.
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At least Mother Nature's on our side.
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Uh, NO, Bob. "Manufactured" would mean that someone used a photo editor program like Photoshop to doctor actual tweets. Posting actual unaltered tweets isn't "Manufactured", no matter how you spin it. People are going to be outraged by pedophilia "jokes" no matter how long ago it happened or who dug it up. Just because people weren't paying attention 10 years ago doesn't mean diddly squat.
 
Not dumb. Just addicted.

I think if you cut Bob off from the internet for a month or so he'd either genuinely improve as a human being ("I feel nothing but contempt," what a piece of shit he is) ... or he'd straight up kill himself.
A smarter Bob would...I don't know, use that free time to catch up on those Captain Marvel (both Billy and Carol) comics so he doesn't have to later quickly skim Wikipedia to pretend to be some "expert". One would think there's more value in that then mindlessly screaming about other white people on Twitter. After all, even if he's starting out with comics, reading is good for both your mental and physical health.

Baby steps.
 
I know there are those who can read things like this and feel sympathy, even empathy... and I just don't GET IT. How anyone can look at people like this and feel anything but burning, seething contempt utterly escapes me. At once monstrous and pathetic.
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Well... I don't think so. In this context, I think he's referring to "manufactured outrage." More projection on his part; he can't believe someone would be genuinely offended by pedophilia jokes.
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A smarter Bob would...I don't know, use that free time to catch up on those Captain Marvel (both Billy and Carol) comics so he doesn't have to later quickly skim Wikipedia to pretend to be some "expert". One would think there's more value in that then mindlessly screaming about other white people on Twitter. After all, even if he's starting out with comics, reading is good for both your mental and physical health.

Baby steps.
We all know Bob's as dumb as a sack of rocks, so this will never happen.
 
I still don't get why people call him a Nazi.
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Whatever, Beneato Moobssolini.
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Cause this isn't gonna bite him in the ass like it did James Gunn.
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James Gunn reeeeing.
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What's that, Bob? There's some bad tactics out there?

Bob, your black-and-white morality is showing.
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Bob: "I cannot think of an instance where a prominent right-wing scumbag went down over 'old bad behavior'..."

2 words: Roy Moore.

Why do you look like a wrinkly thumb with hair?
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Why do you have the morality of a baby tossed through a half dozen glass houses?

Well... I don't think so. In this context, I think he's referring to "manufactured outrage." More projection on his part; he can't believe someone would be genuinely offended by pedophilia jokes.

How about we go dig through his twitter timeline and see how he reacted to RedLetterMedia's Mr. Plinkett pedo jokes?
 
Well... I don't think so. In this context, I think he's referring to "manufactured outrage." More projection on his part; he can't believe someone would be genuinely offended by pedophilia jokes.
You would think he would understand why pedophilia jokes would rub people the wrong way given he has a niece.
 
Michael Jackson went to Wal-Mart because little boy's clothes were half off.

True enough; but that's actually clever, and the butt of the joke is the (alleged) pedophile. It's not laughing about monkeys ejaculating on children. And you didn't post eighty of them in the space of a day.

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And on top of that, if someone were offended by your joke, I wouldn't assume their offense was "faked." It didn't offend me, but it's not unreasonable to be offended by pedophile jokes (provided, of course, it's more "that's not funny" and not some deranged rant).
 
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True enough; but that's actually clever, and the butt of the joke is the (alleged) pedophile. It's not laughing about monkeys ejaculating on children. And you didn't post eighty of them in the space of a day.

People defend James Gunn at their peril. I know 90% of it is driven not by the honest belief that he's blameless but because this whole thing is being perceived as an alt-right victory (whatever the fuck that means on this day of the week), but his history goes a little beyond making Michael Jackson jokes.

- Regardless of the "they're just jokes" defense, many of his tweets were not jokes. They were simply bizarre, revolting comments, devoid of context.

- Despite the repeated assertions that he's apologized for them already, from what I understand all he ever apologized for was some survey about which female superhero you'd want to have sex with, which frankly is considerably less disturbing than his other tweets. I don't believe the boyfucking tweets were ever addressed until now.

- Most troubling of all, there's a genuine child porn enthusiast mixed up with this, with whom Gunn traded highly sexual comments. That he didn't Clorox his twitter feed after Huddleston pleaded guilty is astonishing, considering how high profile Gunn became following Guardians of the Galaxy.

But this is Bob's typical Manicheanism: Gunn was a reliable voice against Trump (and a big wheel in his beloved Marvel teddybear), ergo he is Good and Righteous and Must Be Defended; while everyone against him is an Alt-Right Unevolved Ghoul and Must Be Destroyed.
 
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