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[Morbid Boredom]

Seems like Eli is getting involved in the #CODERED situation. Important thing to notice here: he explicitly said "Palestine" instead of "Israel". Either Eli crossed the border or Jace is false-flagging us again. I don't know enough about policy over there to tell which is which, could someone fill us in?

Perhaps he's in Jordan and cannot tell the difference.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

Seems like Eli is getting involved in the #CODERED situation. Important thing to notice here: he explicitly said "Palestine" instead of "Israel". Either Eli crossed the border or Jace is false-flagging us again. I don't know enough about policy over there to tell which is which, could someone fill us in?

From what I understand your passport needs to be stamped with authorization from the Palestinian Authority, at least according to the consulate. Of course he could possibly be in Jordan, or entered Palestine through Jordan since the border control is lax in contrast to Israel. He's probably in the West Bank since Gaza is fuck hard to get into.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Better check those McChickens.

 

[Ravenor]

I have just read this thread and my mind has imploded from the sheer levels of schizophrenia and pure unbridled autism to be found in this pair of Chuckle fucks.

I mean seriously what is wrong in the genetic make up of this pair to think that a rapper that has been dead for 20 odd years is being held in a prison in the middle east of all fucking places? And then to add fuck to cluster one of them travels to a active conflict zone with no plans to return home with some improvised weapon? Either we are getting trolled by the finest experts in all of Christendom or we might just have found a whole new subspecies of Human that needs to be found isolated and studded before they start to reproduce.

 

[JON CENA]

I bet in one of his brief moments of medicated lucidity, Jace figured out how retarded Operation Tupacalypse was. But instead of immediately sending Eli home, he's keeping Eli in Palestine to keep tabs on any "Islambic Activity." He'd never publicly admit that he was wrong because he's too desparate for recognition and admiration.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Question: On twitter, Eli said Jace was paying him in "blood money". One of the "DURKA DURKA IMMA ISLAM" trolls asked him to elaborate and Eli never did.

Was Eli acknowledging he was doing something wrong (which is odd, doesn't he think killing "Sandrags" is justified?) or was he implying Jace did something wrong to get that money?

 

[CWCissey]

Question: On twitter, Eli said Jace was paying him in "blood money". One of the "DURKA DURKA IMMA ISLAM" trolls asked him to elaborate and Eli never did.

Was Eli acknowledging he was doing something wrong (which is odd, doesn't he think killing "Sandrags" is justified?) or was he implying Jace did something wrong to get that money?

Knowing the kind of rogues of questionable intelligence Jace hangs around with (besides Kyle, dude seems chill) I'm thinking Eli doesn't know what the term 'blood money' actually means. He's just saying it because it sounds cool.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I'm guessing their interp of blood money is money acquired through illegal means, such as dealing Jace's meds or fencing goods stolen from garage sales

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Maybe Jace has sold his blood for research, which is legal in Mass.? But they probably mean weed.

 

[KawaiiChrisChan]

I leave the cwcki forums for one year. ONE YEAR and this is what I missed?!! Sigh... To think I could have been here instead of getting my GED.

 

[Roosechu]

By now, they probably already forgot about Eli.

"Eli moar liek gaily #sikkjoek #toycenado #"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Considering that his house is now currently infested with mice, he probably should stay in Israel

 

[KawaiiChrisChan]

Oh god, I don't know whether or not to laugh at or feel bad for Eli. It's just so freaking golden! I swear, you cant make this shit up. It's like a cartoon! Crazy, schizophrenic, group leader, sends his dumb lummox of a sidekick to go on a wild goosechase in the middle east, with nothing but the clothes on his back, and a crossbow made of pencils. Now said dumb lummox is stuck in a warzone, and is completely forgotten by his boss. THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE!!! Somebody get 90's Nickelodeon on the horn, cause this is entertainment GOLD!

 

[Tookie]

Eli's Israeli tourist visa should be expiring in about 10 days. He could probably get a new one by briefly crossing into Jordan or Egypt and immediately crossing back, but odds are he doesn't know that.

I'm curious if this is even on their radar or if they try airlifting Eli out before it expires.

 

[XYZpdq]

Eli's Israeli tourist visa should be expiring in about 10 days. He could probably get a new one by briefly crossing into Jordan or Egypt and immediately crossing back, but odds are he doesn't know that.

I'm curious if this is even on their radar or if they try airlifting Eli out before it expires.

It'll be cool, they've got a bunch of weed they've stashed in Eli's shack to sell.

So they can just hustle a bit and bring him home any time.

Unless something insane and stupid happened like islam ebola mice getting lose and infesting Eli's shack then eating the weed.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

It'll be cool, they've got a bunch of weed they've stashed in Eli's shack to sell.

So they can just hustle a bit and bring him home any time.

Unless something insane and stupid happened like islam ebola mice getting lose and infesting Eli's shack then eating the weed.

That's gay and unrealistic. What do you think this is, some cheap sitcom?

 

[exball]

Is Eli home or have the two tards forgotten about him?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Is Eli home or have the two tards forgotten about him?

I'd have to go with the bolded option.

 

[KawaiiChrisChan]

Is Eli home or have the two tards forgotten about him?

Yeah, I have to assume Eli is either sleeping in a ditch somewhere between Yavne and Ashdod (assuming he's gotten that far) or if his stupidity somehow saved him, and a wealthy Sheik picks him up and takes him to his tower in dubai as part of a bet on if Eli could be taught to be civilized.

I like to imagine the latter because it makes me smile. Imagine, Eli coming back to the states well educated and cleaned up. A better man than he was when he left, only to relapse the minute he meets Jace and Tyce.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Spoiler

Jace said Carlos in Saints Row 2 is like the mexican version of Eli. Jace has played Saints Row 2 before so he knows Carlos dies. Read that as you will.