Containment Random Chris Updates

[asperhes]

According to this screen shot by Miss Cherry he married Mew Two and Silvana as well...
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So two weddings only months apart. Talk about stressful. Did all five of them sit around a table and eat grilled chicken and mashed potatoes for the honeymoon? It must have been hard finding a honeymoon suite with a bed big enough for five. Must have needed a deluxe number of air fresheners.

Did Chris send out invitations? Did he even invite Barb? Did Bob attend from the dimension in which he is still alive? Were they church weddings? Did he wear white? Is he wearing four wedding bands now?

Isn't he simultaneously the father of the brides, the mother of the brides, the father of the grooms, the mother of the grooms, the bride and the groom all at once?

Was there a bridal shower? What's the point of getting married if you can't get any presents?

What rituals or activities did Chris engage in on the dates of these two weddings? Did he role-play in his bedroom? Did he dress up? Or did he just sit in the corner mumbling to himself?

So many retarded questions.

 

[Mason Verger]

So two weddings only months apart. Talk about stressful. Did all five of them sit around a table and eat grilled chicken and mashed potatoes for the honeymoon? It must have been hard finding a honeymoon suite with a bed big enough for five. Must have needed a deluxe number of air fresheners.

Did Chris send out invitations? Did he even invite Barb? Did Bob attend from the dimension in which he is still alive? Were they church weddings? Did he wear white? Is he wearing four wedding bands now?

Isn't he simultaneously the father of the brides, the mother of the brides, the father of the grooms, the mother of the grooms, the bride and the groom all at once?

Was there a bridal shower? What's the point of getting married if you can't get any presents?

What rituals or activities did Chris engage in on the dates of these two weddings? Did he role-play in his bedroom? Did he dress up? Or did he just sit in the corner mumbling to himself?

So many exceptional questions.

I thinking this is one of those "poppa was a rolling stone" type situations. Preeeetty convenient to have them all in separate dimensions. I bet they'll all have an awkward confrontation at Chris's funeral. Like:
"who are you?" "Um I'm Christine's wife.." "That can't be, I'm her husband.." "Did I just hear one of you say you were her wife, because..?"

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I just don't understand how he 100 percent purchased the ball and painted over it himself, then insists otherwise. How does he rationalize that in his head to line up with his beliefs?

I wonder which bullshit he would come up with about being supposedly connected to Cwcville but still falling hook, line and sinker for Wise's autistry for months. One would think that one of his make-believe pokey men (not to mention his Charles Xavier-like husbando) would just have told him "Lol, no, that's bullshit".

 

[Wrathcaster]

I wonder which bullshit he would come up with about being supposedly connected to Cwcville but still falling hook, line and sinker for Wise's autistry for months. One would think that one of his make-believe pokey men (not to mention his Charles Xavier-like husbando) would just have told him "Lol, no, that's bullshit".

Clearly this was the doing of Thanos with the rest of the infinity stones. He used the gauntlet to interfere with Magi-chan's psychic powers and allowed those dang trolls to manipulate Chris. Wise and Boyd were Thanos henchmen all along.

Only one course of action now: Chris needs to marry Death, Thanos' true love in the Infinite War saga. Then proxy marry Thanos through Death to forge an unlikely alliance and ensure Cwcville's survival.

Holy shit, I think I just wrote the next issue of Sonichu!

 

[The Un-Clit]

What is she cosplaying as? The goddess of diabeties and surprisingly sturdy little cliffs?

I'm going to take a wild stab at Revolutionary Girl Utena what with the pink hair, dress and sword, though none of the Utena cast are hambeasts. Gotta play with what you are dealt, I guess.

 

[No_one]

I'm going to take a wild stab at Revolutionary Girl Utena what with the pink hair, dress and sword, though none of the Utena cast are hambeasts. Gotta play with what you are dealt, I guess.

Actually it looks more like something from Steven Universe.

 

[MY 405]

His “Counterpart” is also married to Ivy. And then he’s married to “Lovely Weather” — how many more of his idiot weddings are we going to get dragged off to?! I’m just sending air fresheners from now on.

Also, what’s an apricot shell doing in the Whatever Thanos Wept crystal, is the magic fucking Laetrile in there?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Actually it looks more like something from Steven Universe.

Upon seeing that, ya it's almost certainly this and not Utena. I'm not familiar with Steven Universe so Utena was my closest go to, but comparing them it's clearly Steven Universe Hambeast in Pink.

 

[Standpipe]

I'm soft hearted and find Chris's predicament heat breaking but there are obviously exceptional people living local to us all that we could help instead.

In short don't send Chris money and trust Captain/Null/Marvin. He's unfortunate in trolll history but lucky in his recent mentors.

 

[Eulenspiegel]

...and trust Captain/Null/Marvin. ...but lucky in his recent mentors.

Well, about that recent "mentoring"... It went something like:

Null: "Chris, I will help you with your troubles, and please see a doctor soon. You were extorted by meanies and there is no evil ray cannon on the moon."

Chris: "I am Not delusional, crazy, or anything of the sort.

I have my own magic powers that I am still learning about for myself from my family and allies.

So, One More Time: I am Not Delusional, Crazy or whatever, so please do not mislabel me as such, and do not tell me to see a therapist or psychiatrist, because I have already been through that multiple times."

You can't heal stupid, Null.

 

[White bubblegum]

I'm soft hearted and find Chris's predicament heat breaking but there are obviously exceptional people living local to us all that we could help instead.

In short don't send Chris money and trust Captain/Null/Marvin. He's unfortunate in trolll history but lucky in his recent mentors.

You've got a point about helping local tards, but you know what they say about inviting the downs girl to prom- people will do it out of kindness or virtue signaling, but they'll be damned if they actually hang out with the downy regularly and become her friend.
Not that anyone here is virtue signalling, but few people want actually to deal with Chris, and its the unfortunate truth that not a lot of people want to work with the mentally disabled. Isnt that why there's more exceptional individuals than services for them? Us being compassionate towards Chris is just that, compassion. Bar Null and The Captain, we're not helping Chris, just discussing him. You're right that he's lucky to have them, though. He's be descending into madness with more speed without them.

But I do wish more of us, not just us farmers but people in general, would help our local tards when possible. i had some mildly exceptional friends

Spoiler: Powerlevel

n school and anyone whos known a sped knows that most kids don't like them. They weren't exceptional to the point that they needed intervention like Chris or that "sitting in the back of cars talking" guy, but I guess they opened my eyes to how we tend to treat the disadvantaged. And I thought I was the only person disliked by others.

According to this screen shot by Miss Cherry he married Mew Two and Silvana as well...
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"We'll see over time"?? So he's open to Miss Cherry?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris's theories on infinite universes was something, but my optimism for Chris is wearing out. I'm just waiting for someone, anyone from either irl or the farms to do something.

 

[Eulenspiegel]

I'm just waiting for someone, anyone from either irl or the farms to do something.

Like, "buying Chris' counterfeit 1990s Gameboy cartridges for $80 each on Ebay" or "organizing a super-spontaneous fundraiser to conduct an oil change on his tard mobile"? That is only good to bring him to the next MLP con. But it won't bring real change.

Whatever it is, without a proper hard intervention all of that will likely continue or even accelerate his toxic circle of madness.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Whatever it is, without a proper hard intervention all of that will likely continue or even accelerate his toxic circle of madness.

Thing is, I think Null mentioned about the failures of the people/government in IRL to commit to Null's hard intervention. Someone who is willing has to do it.

 

[Eulenspiegel]

Providing him with some online form so he can report his $6.000 extortion case to the local police and doxing the alleged perpetrators internet-vigilante-style?

Well, this was not the "hard intervention" I'm talking about here, my dear.

It would involve a long in-house treatment, an electric shock collar and lots of spicy medication. And a proper haircut. Finally, to say goodbye to the internet for good.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Spoiler

 

[The Dude]

According to this screen shot by Miss Cherry he married Mew Two and Silvana as well...
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Harem Ending? No Chris, sorry. The only ending for you will be a Horror Ending, unless you drastically change yourself.

 

[Marvin]

Whatever it is, without a proper hard intervention all of that will likely continue or even accelerate his toxic circle of madness.

When it comes to information about Chris' daily life (and by extension, his mental state), you should keep in mind that you do not know very much about Chris.

The view of Chris that you have is heavily marketed to you, as you're an audience member.

Diagnosing Chris from afar is comparable to diagnosing a political leader from afar. (News headlines like "lol sellout doctor says president so and so has narcissistic personality disorder! it's totally legit!")

I know this because I was one of the people specifically constructing these narratives for quite some time. After I quit, the people who followed me continued to do the same thing, and they often asked me for advice.

I know this is unbelievable, because Chris seems so blatantly bonkers. Don't get me wrong, he is bonkers. But not in the way that you think. There's significant gaps in the public knowledge.

I did not realize how literally people took the cwcki portrayal of Chris until I started talking to people on here.

To give an hypothetical, someone could construct a narrative that Chris has a deep running nicotene addiction. They could talk about how Chris got into vaping and now he does it constantly. They could get Chris to do it on video once. The rumors would swirl and then a few people would quote a few choice Idea Guys posting on kf, put those quotes on the cwcki, and it'd quickly become canon.

Consider how little is known about the IG saga itself. How much of that was Chris? How much of that was manufactured? No public source has said. Someone could push pretty much any interpretation of that situation as canon, and it'd become canon on the cwcki.

To get this back to specifics: Chris' daily life is largely shut off from us. Do you think Chris doesn't have any friends? What do you think he does all day? Probably nothing, sitting at home, alone, right?

None of these assumptions are true.

But it's important to keep in mind that the Chris that the cwcki portrays is not the real IRL Chris. Cwcki Chris is heavily inspired by the IRL Chris. Consider him a parody of the real thing. But there's a distinct difference between the two.

I don't want to discourage speculation about Chris. It's fun and we're frequently on the mark. But "frequently" here means like 70%. I think 30% is a significant margin of error. We should keep in mind how often we're wrong.

If you are ever super confident about something about Chris, you should probably take a step back and consider your sources.

 

[Mason Verger]

When it comes to information about Chris' daily life (and by extension, his mental state), you should keep in mind that you do not know very much about Chris.

The view of Chris that you have is heavily marketed to you, as you're an audience member.

Diagnosing Chris from afar is comparable to diagnosing a political leader from afar. (News headlines like "lol sellout doctor says president so and so has narcissistic personality disorder! it's totally legit!")

I know this because I was one of the people specifically constructing these narratives for quite some time. After I quit, the people who followed me continued to do the same thing, and they often asked me for advice.

I know this is unbelievable, because Chris seems so blatantly bonkers. Don't get me wrong, he is bonkers. But not in the way that you think. There's significant gaps in the public knowledge.

I did not realize how literally people took the cwcki portrayal of Chris until I started talking to people on here.

To give an hypothetical, someone could construct a narrative that Chris has a deep running nicotene addiction. They could talk about how Chris got into vaping and now he does it constantly. They could get Chris to do it on video once. The rumors would swirl and then a few people would quote a few choice Idea Guys posting on kf, put those quotes on the cwcki, and it'd quickly become canon.

Consider how little is known about the IG saga itself. How much of that was Chris? How much of that was manufactured? No public source has said. Someone could push pretty much any interpretation of that situation as canon, and it'd become canon on the cwcki.

To get this back to specifics: Chris' daily life is largely shut off from us. Do you think Chris doesn't have any friends? What do you think he does all day? Probably nothing, sitting at home, alone, right?

None of these assumptions are true.

But it's important to keep in mind that the Chris that the cwcki portrays is not the real IRL Chris. Cwcki Chris is heavily inspired by the IRL Chris. Consider him a parody of the real thing. But there's a distinct difference between the two.

I don't want to discourage speculation about Chris. It's fun and we're frequently on the mark. But "frequently" here means like 70%. I think 30% is a significant margin of error. We should keep in mind how often we're wrong.

If you are ever super confident about something about Chris, you should probably take a step back and consider your sources.

Holy shit, I can't believe on top of everything else right now, Chris started vaping.. I bet he gets kicked out of every vape store in Charlottesville.

 

[The Dude]

Holy shit, I can't believe on top of everything else right now, Chris started vaping.. I bet he gets kicked out of every vape store in Charlottesville.

It's to help pick him up from all the valium. The valium is to help bring him down from the cocaine.