Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Off Topic: Considering your stance on Marvel, I kinda doubt GotG3 will be the first MCU film to fully suck in your opinion.

On Topic: I think Bob should probably move on to other issues cause at the rate this is going Bob will make himself look like a fool, especially if something worse comes out about Gunn.

It's amazing to me that for someone as media-savvy as Bob pretends to be, at no point does it seem to have entered his mind that Disney was looking for a reason to dump Gunn, and no amount of social media bitching or fancy Bautista signatures is going to change their mind. He was fired with shocking speed, by the highest levels of the company. It could be as simple as they were looking to protect their image with the Fox merger coming up, or they didn't like having an auteur-ish director in their stable and wanted someone more easily controlled (look what happened to Edgar Wright), or HR having told Gunn to delete the garbage years ago with this always having been a risk.

But Bob only and always sees things in black and white, the Wasteland Ghoulse versus the Superior Evolved, and such corporate shenanigans aren't part of that equation.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If his "sketch pilot" is anything like the top tweet, then I will gladly run into the arms of nu-SNL.

Also, lol at "1600+ cal workout".

 

[Mola Ram]

Also, lol at "1600+ cal workout".

Is he referring to the workout his jaws get when consuming 1600+ calories of Ben & Jerry's?

 

[John Carmack]

Jaron Lanier, one of the founding fathers of VR, just published a list of reasons why social media is destructive. I couldn't help but think of Bob while reading this. It sums up his problems to a tee.

 

[Mola Ram]

Jaron Lanier, one of the founding fathers of VR, just published a list of reasons why social media is destructive. I couldn't help but think of Bob while reading this. It sums up his problems to a tee.

Is there more to it? It's interesting for what it is (and Bob hits some of those markers dead on), but these aren't arguments -- they're conclusions.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Jaron Lanier, one of the founding fathers of VR, just published a list of reasons why social media is destructive. I couldn't help but think of Bob while reading this. It sums up his problems to a tee.

Though Social Media probably makes it worse, considering his actions in Brick By Brick are anything to go by, he still would be a miserable asshole, it is just we wouldn't have to suffer through his miserable attitude.

 

[John Carmack]

Is there more to it? It's interesting for what it is (and Bob hits some of those markers dead on), but these aren't arguments -- they're conclusions.

He wrote a really short book on the subject. It's breddy good. https://www.amazon.com/Arguments-Deleting-Social-Media-Accounts/dp/125019668X

 

[Done]

If his "sketch pilot" is anything like the top tweet, then I will gladly run into the arms of nu-SNL.

If said sketch has fat ninja fights in it, I will watch it with adblock off.

Bob, you now know how to get my adclicks.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Heads up. A new Venom trailer has come out. Expect him to make his usual passive aggressive remarks against a character he doesn't understand.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Heads up. A new Venom trailer has come out. Expect him to make his usual passive aggressive remarks against a character he doesn't understand.

Just watched it now. I can already tell Bob is going to be pissed about the "The world has enough superheroes" tagline seen in the trailer.

 

[elder god]

Jesus Christ, did Dobson take over his account?

1) the cage pictures were Obama era pictures, moron.

2)I lost my healthcare during Obamacare startup, and had to buy a more expensive plan, so you and everybody else can fuck off.

3) the people who started the violence that got the right wing riled up and ready for a fight were antifa, so with Heather’s death and other violence, that can be laid at the left’s feat as much as it can the right’s.

4) the SCOTUS hasn’t changed that much though, Gorsuch is a replacement of the already conservative Scalia, and kavenaugh was handpicked by Kennedy as his replacement. If Ginsberg or Sotomyer gets replaced, you may have a point, but not a second before.

Yet they still lost.

Bobs still unaware that even if liberals win california and New York by double what they won last time, if the rest of the country votes for Trump, they still lose.

If his "sketch pilot" is anything like the top tweet, then I will gladly run into the arms of nu-SNL.
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Also, lol at "1600+ cal workout

To be fair, at his weight, I’m sure he probably burns that amount by sleeping.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Also, lol at "1600+ cal workout".

To be fair, at his weight, I’m sure he probably burns that amount by sleeping.

Indeed. I suspect that Bob is either lying or overestimating how many calories he burns at his workouts. He would need to spend more than an hour on a treadmill to accomplish that--and frankly--I have trouble imagining him doing that. Additionally, has he made any noticeable changes to his diet? He's still a fat fuck so I'm guessing not.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Heads up. A new Venom trailer has come out. Expect him to make his usual passive aggressive remarks against a character he doesn't understand.

Hey, you're right for once!

 

[Mola Ram]

Hey, you're right for once!
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"Tries to be a real movie." What does that mean? Is it like the way Bob tries to be a real critic?

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Tries to be a real movie." What does that mean? Is it like the way Bob tries to be a real critic?

To paraphrase Stuart Rankin: "If it's not Mahval, it's crap!"

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

"Tries to be a real movie." What does that mean? Is it like the way Bob tries to be a real critic?

Furthermore. That doesn't make any lick of sense. The movie is a REAL movie with staff, production, and everything that makes one. What the fuck is he talking about?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Furthermore. That doesn't make any lick of sense. The movie is a REAL movie with staff, production, and everything that makes one. What the fuck is he talking about?

He thinks that it’s not serious enough to be considered a real movie like how the Oscars consider animated films as nothing more than kiddie affair even with stuff like Miyazaki movies and that Vincent Von Gogh movie in the field.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He thinks that it’s not serious enough to be considered a real movie like how the Oscars consider animated films as nothing more than kiddie affair even with stuff like Miyazaki movies and that Vincent Von Gogh movie in the field.

I said this before, but slap the Marvel Studios banner on it and he’ll gush all over it.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

I said this before, but slap the Marvel Studios banner on it and he’ll gush all over it.

Uwe Boll could direct a reboot of Birth of a Nation with David Duke and a CGI Colonel Stinkmeaner in the leading roles, and if it had the Marvel Studios logo up front Bob would be lighting crosses in front of Mann's Chinese Theater in protest of it not sweeping the Oscars.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Uwe Boll could direct a reboot of Birth of a Nation with David Duke and a CGI Colonel Stinkmeaner in the leading roles, and if it had the Marvel Studios logo up front Bob would be lighting crosses in front of Mann's Chinese Theater in protest of it not sweeping the Oscars.

He probably will with Black Panther.