Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dovahshit]

Tfw when you're so fat you can't get your Device for Fat People between your legs.

This is Becky's future. A Device for Fat Gooorlfrens.

as if Hamber lets becky near her tiny hole

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

This is Becky's future. A Device for Fat Gooorlfrens.

Necky's future has her on the back porch rinsing down that bloated bag of fat with a hose from the wash machine.

 

[Strine]

Checked my Instagram this morning and saw AL was up early answering Instagram questions:

1. She was up early because she was up all night eating.
2. "in more ways than one" what? Does she mean it's humiliating to waddle around? More humiliating than using a fucking Walmart scooter?
3. She's doing something about it. Even though she is eating no differently and Walmart walking was the only exercise she got. Let me know how that goes gorl

 

[497]

Necky's future has her on the back porch rinsing down that bloated bag of fat with a hose from the wash machine.

That would be a decent future at this point. Becky needs to stop trying to match AL's eating or she'll also need to be hosed down outside within a few years.

 

[angelicbitch]

Pretty sure that those disability scooters at Walmart have a cap of 500lbs at the most.

Also, she's such a wordsmith. No wonder she said she's her favorite writer.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Pretty sure that those disability scooters at Walmart have a cap of 500lbs at the most.

Also, she's such a wordsmith. No wonder she said she's her favorite writer.

Thus proving this woman's point of Amber acting like an entitled brat.

 

[TheBingeMonster]

That junk food wasn't for Hamber, you goise. It was an offering to ward off the Binge Monster.

A very lackluster offering that should keep me full for an hour or two at most.

 

[Long time lurker]

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Pretty sure that those disability scooters at Walmart have a cap of 500lbs at the most.

Also, she's such a wordsmith. No wonder she said she's her favorite writer.

We need a facepalm rating.

 

[C3PBRO]

Pretty sure that those disability scooters at Walmart have a cap of 500lbs at the most.

They do. This is the model Walmart uses, and matches what has been shown in AL's vlogs.

 

[Snarkybunny]

Amber: "Nope, I'm still not a culture. I'm simply a part of a group of people who are so fuckin morbidly obese that they can't even walk for 10 minutes without guidance."

Culture
noun
- the behaviors and beliefs characteristic of a particular social, ethnic, or age group: the youth culture; the drug culture.

What these people are trying to say is absolutely correct. Amber makes herself look so damn ignorant when she gets condescending over things she doesn't quite understand the meaning behind.

 

[Orion Slave Gorl]

Honestly though, it bothers me that she doesn't see why people think that the food is hers (aside from the correlation between 525lbs and junk food). She lies so often and so much about even the tiniest things that, even if she is telling the truth and that junk food wasn't hers, we can never really give her the benefit of the doubt.

 

[ricecake]

Amber: "Nope, I'm still not a culture. I'm simply a part of a group of people who are so fuckin morbidly obese that they can't even walk for 10 minutes without guidance."

Culture
noun
- the behaviors and beliefs characteristic of a particular social, ethnic, or age group: the youth culture; the drug culture.

What these people are trying to say is absolutely correct. Amber makes herself look so damn ignorant when she gets condescending over things she doesn't quite understand the meaning behind.

Scooty Culture

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

Cheesecake has acidophilus and lactobacillus bacterial culture in it, she's got plenty of that in her

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber: "Nope, I'm still not a culture. I'm simply a part of a group of people who are so fuckin morbidly obese that they can't even walk for 10 minutes without guidance."

Culture
noun
- the behaviors and beliefs characteristic of a particular social, ethnic, or age group: the youth culture; the drug culture.

What these people are trying to say is absolutely correct. Amber makes herself look so damn ignorant when she gets condescending over things she doesn't quite understand the meaning behind.

I am endlessly amused by the hills she chooses to die on. She outright ignores so many comments but latches on to a few and steadfastly refuses to back down no matter how much it makes her look like an imbecile. She just charges full-steam ahead, confidently wrong. It would be maddening if it wasn't so hilarious and predictable.
You know those dimwitted people who always use big words incorrectly in an effort to sound smart? That would be Amber, except she doesn't actually know any big words so instead she just acts condescending and is convinced that if she pretends she's laughing at you that she's somehow won.

It's bizarre that she's concerned with these insignificant twitter victories when her life has become a twisted game about trying to fool the haydurs into believing she's not actually killing herself with food. What exactly is she winning?

 

[Strine]

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Pretty sure that those disability scooters at Walmart have a cap of 500lbs at the most.

Also, she's such a wordsmith. No wonder she said she's her favorite writer.

"Yeah it's our fault but we shouldn't be shamed" i.e. I shouldn't be held accountable for my own actions. There are people dying of starvation while she weighs a quarter of a tonne and keeps gaining; and yet she makes a video series about the "struggles" she faces.
You don't get to behave sanctimoniously when only 100 years ago you could have been the fattest woman ON EARTH. Victimlynn is such a conceited bore/boar.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Ok, hayders, Amber totes makes six figures. You heard it here first.

I'm naive about YouTube earnings but I figured they were like you were a paid contractor. That the person receiving the money would have to either pay quarterly taxes or save up and pay in one chunk. YT doesn't seem like an employer where you get a W2 and they've done all the withholding for you. Going with my assumption, Amber doesn't strike me as a saver, even to pay in quarterly.

I don't for one second believe she has paid anything on her student loans.

Also, what doctor/therapist/hospital crap? She claims she just called a therapist. They don't charge for making an appointment. Her online correspondence with Dr. Musical is probably free. Does that mean she been carrying around debt, likely in the form of debt collection? Her and Destiny did seem to like going to the ER but that's been awhile now.

Not buying any of that until she shares a bank statement. But keep dreaming, Ambs.

Becky is half her size. If it's a tight squeeze for her, Amber has to really shove her bulk through the opening and her skin is probably touching each wall.

In today's video, Eric made some 'spiced chickpeas' or whatever, but instead of using marjoram like the recipe called for, he uses margarine (because Becky told him that marjoram (a spice, mind you) was 'old lady' speak for margarine, christ) and garlic salt in place of allspice.

absolutely exceptional

oooh, and amber shows up in the last minute of his vlog and they just completely ignore each other. the gays have had it with her shit, lol

EDIT: i'm apparently a hick too because i spelled marjoram wrong. whoops!

Technically, marjoram is an herb. Eric should have just subbed in oregano. That's a pretty basic bitch herb. I doubt he knows what allspice is, though he didn't seem to imply garlic would be a similar taste substitute.

Hey Becks, the "old lady speak" for margarine is oleo. Close but no cigar.

 

[DaintyHole]

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Pretty sure that those disability scooters at Walmart have a cap of 500lbs at the most.

Also, she's such a wordsmith. No wonder she said she's her favorite writer.

Gorl bye with that lame justification on why you use a scooter. If you'd stop using them, you might actually lose some weight because you'd be walking for once. Her logic is so backwards, but I guess it kind of needs to be if you're over 500 lbs and still gaining.

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Ok, hayders, Amber totes makes six figures. You heard it here first.

I'm naive about YouTube earnings but I figured they were like you were a paid contractor. That the person receiving the money would have to either pay quarterly taxes or save up and pay in one chunk. YT doesn't seem like an employer where you get a W2 and they've done all the withholding for you. Going with my assumption, Amber doesn't strike me as a saver, even to pay in quarterly.

I don't for one second believe she has paid anything on her student loans.

Also, what doctor/therapist/hospital crap? She claims she just called a therapist. They don't charge for making an appointment. Her online correspondence with Dr. Musical is probably free. Does that mean she been carrying around debt, likely in the form of debt collection? Her and Destiny did seem to like going to the ER but that's been awhile now.

Not buying any of that until she shares a bank statement. But keep dreaming, Ambs.

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Becky is half her size. If it's a tight squeeze for her, Amber has to really shove her bulk through the opening and her skin is probably touching each wall.

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Yes that's basically how YT works. It's all up to what you choose to do since you have to keep track and do your own tax work. Either you do quarterly or just pay a big amount that you've set aside. Also AdSense is odd. She can technically make that amount.. but she might not be getting that by the time AdSense/Google takes their %. Also, per ad she can get .25-$4 per 1,000 views. Just thought I'd throw that in there. So look at her monthly views and how many ads she usually puts on a video... and there's your rough estimate of raw income.

The bills are bullshit. I'm not too sure what Dr/Medical bills she's paying.

Didn't she say she got stuck, or nearly stuck in that whole series she did "Struggles Being Me"? She's even bigger now by, so there is no way she fits. Also, in one of her recent videos over the weekend she has that black dress thing on and she says something like :islamic:"I like to wear this after I get back to just air everything out":islamic: and she didn't look like she showered. It was after she changed out of her infamous pants she wore in the lake....

 

[Turd Blossom]

Here's a few more. You heard it from the horse's mouth: Big Al does NOT have any fake accounts, her haydurs are miserable losers, and SHE. DOES. NOT. LIE.
Shame on you for thinking she would stoop to LAHHS! Keep it up and she'll totally stop talking about her life, guise. How dare you.

 

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Ok, hayders, Amber totes makes six figures. You heard it here first.

I'm naive about YouTube earnings but I figured they were like you were a paid contractor. That the person receiving the money would have to either pay quarterly taxes or save up and pay in one chunk. YT doesn't seem like an employer where you get a W2 and they've done all the withholding for you. Going with my assumption, Amber doesn't strike me as a saver, even to pay in quarterly.

I don't for one second believe she has paid anything on her student loans.

Also, what doctor/therapist/hospital crap? She claims she just called a therapist. They don't charge for making an appointment. Her online correspondence with Dr. Musical is probably free. Does that mean she been carrying around debt, likely in the form of debt collection? Her and Destiny did seem to like going to the ER but that's been awhile now.

Not buying any of that until she shares a bank statement. But keep dreaming, Ambs.

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Becky is half her size. If it's a tight squeeze for her, Amber has to really shove her bulk through the opening and her skin is probably touching each wall.

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Well that sets that straight...when she said she made thousands and made $10,000 the month before I thought it was just a good month but it was LESS than that usually. So usually it's more. Now most of us will even be more mind blown when she buys cheap Walmart crap, jewelry and clothes. Or why she didn't buy a better and bigger car. Or buy health insurance. Or why she eats out at chain restaurants instead of getting better food.

The frozen vegetables she probably means less people touch them (and why she always buys the potatoes wrapped in plastic). Gorl is too lazy to actually wash fresh vegetables.. you want her to wash vegetables and do the dishes??

 

[FitBitch]

Why is she bothering to have people ask her about rumors if she's just going to lie in her answers and they're the same lies she tells any other time she addresses these rumors?