Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[The Iconoclast]

Jehovah has his own Wiki page on the Tales of the Valkyr wiki, authored, of course, by Jerry himself.

http://totv.wikia.com/wiki/Jehovah

A funny bit is this:

Jehovah branded his own runic name onto his new champion's arm and sent him off to do his bidding. This champion, Matthew Ryder, proved to be disobedient from the very start and every attempt to whip the young Ryder into line proved to be a failure.

Lord Ryder is literally Jesus. I guess that's why he can destroy literally every fictional character ever.

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

He's so unbelievably badass, he was able to defy God from the get-go despite his best attempts.
Christ...

 

[saladimitate]

http://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/176823600415/why-do-people-assume-lily-has-no-experience-with
http://archive.is/QiIKJ

I don't think we've had him literally admit that he has autism yet? Well, we do now in any case.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

I don't think we've had him literally admit that he has autism yet? Well, we do now in any case.

they had at one point in a post, but it got glossed over by most if I recall. it was all the hell back at the start of the year I think

 

[The Iconoclast]

What the fuck?

He literally said it was a misdiagnosis when his mom said that he had autism.

Spoiler: Misdiagnosis

https://archive.is/c39yw

https://archive.is/UNwSP

By the way, the above conversation is almost a year old!

Also a bit of a fun fact, as I was tracking down that tweet log (it's not easy to find a single post in a sea of 248 pages, take it from me, even the search bar has its limits), I accidentally happened upon this old post, made 30 pages 5 months after the above twitter conversations.

I'm gonna crop the relevant portion.

https://archive.fo/SIPKF

So, yeah, he already claimed that he was diagnosed with- waitwaitwaitwaitwait hang on a second.

(from the post saladimitate shared)

Which is it, Jerry? Were you diagnosed with autism at 8 or 15? Do you have it at all? Or are you too autistic to keep your stories straight?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

https://archive.fo/Crhcd

Man he really fucking despises Rebecca Sugar for writing a children's cartoon with moral lessons that he hates.

Really Lily? People speculate about the age of cartoon characters for kids and you call them pedophiles? Most cartoons aimed at children have young people as the main characters, not all but most of them. Is Pedophile the new Nazi or something?

It's all projection. A lot of pedophile cows do this. I even had to ban a so-called "pedophile hunter" from here for his rampant pedophilia and him trying to post what he claimed was CP he downloaded to his own lolcow thread.

 

[squirlskiwifarms]

It'd help if you were using the "they're a young buck, they still have much to learn!" excuse to defend someone who ISN'T 26 years old. He's closer to being 30 than to being 21.

Lurk more.

I didn't know but I'm not sure it matters. This sort of behaviour is normal for a 16 year old probably, not a quasi adult.

The important part to me is his belief system doesn't seem to be mature. Unfortunately I don't think there is an age cap on that.

What would you recommend to make this thread more productive?

Well clearly the point of this thread is to be the opposite of productive.

I have no beef with that though. I was surprised people care so much about who I consider to be a nobody. And I had 3 things I wanted to say.

You mean the fanfiction that he only has a wiki on and never shown anything physical of filled to the brim with characters that are basically him? Or the fanfiction where he wrote several chapters full of child porn?

The former. Obviously wouldn't have referred to childporn so callously even if it is victimless.

If there's some conspiracy with his fanfic - I'd find that funny. Wonder what he's hoping to get out of it. Maybe validation. But he's already put himself out there so much, so maybe I don't know enough - not that I care to know actually.

I've seen threads to mock people before, never seen it as a game though. (I think that's a good description of it)

I didn't mean to interrupt the fun with a conversation. Point wasn't to derail. I thought people would ignore the post actually. It was rather left-field.

 

[That Dumb Derp]

I didn't know but I'm not sure it matters. This sort of behaviour is normal for a 16 year old probably, not a quasi adult.

The important part to me is his belief system doesn't seem to be mature. Unfortunately I don't think there is an age cap on that.

Certainly if Lily IS actually autistic, then certainly there's a reason to her lack of emotional maturity. However, that still doesn't excuse a much larger chunk of her behavior, which includes suicide baiting, slandering people to try and chase them off of the internet, encouraging her followers to chase a MINOR off the internet using pornography of their character and another's, giving advice that could get LGBT individuals KILLED, and generally having a toxic attitude that would better befit a horrorcow than your average teenager.

Well clearly the point of this thread is to be the opposite of productive.

I mean, what would you call, PRODUCTIVE? Most people on the thread refer to Lily's actual objective flaws and her negative behavior towards anyone else.

I have no beef with that though. I was surprised people care so much about who I consider to be a nobody. And I had 3 things I wanted to say.

Frankly, this is the internet. To some, a person might be a nobody... even if they actually are bigger than what they seem.

It's part of why some people wouldn't know who JonTron is outside of the internet, but people on the internet could instantly recognize him from a mile away.

The former. Obviously wouldn't have referred to childporn so callously even if it is victimless.

If there's some conspiracy with his fanfic - I'd find that funny. Wonder what he's hoping to get out of it. Maybe validation. But he's already put himself out there so much, so maybe I don't know enough - not that I care to know actually.

The Val'kyr fanfic is designed to boost her ego and make her think he's a far better writer than anyone else.. Stockholm is very clearly a fetish work, as it features incest, a futanari Rainbow Dash, child pornography and child orgies. And since it reads like an erotica, I'm pretty sure that's a safe bet.

I've seen threads to mock people before, never seen it as a game though. (I think that's a good description of it)

I didn't mean to interrupt the fun with a conversation. Point wasn't to derail. I thought people would ignore the post actually. It was rather left-field.

You say that, though you DID admit somewhere else that you joined specifically to criticize this thread.

 

[Ben Laden]

Well clearly the point of this thread is to be the opposite of productive.

That doesn’t really answer my question, though. What do you consider to be productive? Or do you mean that threads like these in general aren’t ‘productive’ because the users could be riding a bike or getting laid or something instead of laughing at an autistic man child?

You’re doing a bit of vague-posting tbh.

 

[armoreddinnerjacket]

Jerry doesn't listen to anyone. Creating an online record of his lunacy and providing critiques is about as productive as you're going to get with this guy. If you don't like it or feel like it's a waste of time then you don't have to stick around.

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

https://archive.is/aS9Oh

Or maybe it's just because you're a condescending bitch towards literally everyone you talk to.

 

[The Iconoclast]

What’s he talking about, “don’t sexually harass my wife in my stream chat”?

How do you even sexually harass someone in a goddamn stream chat?

Oh, but don’t worry, Jerry, it’s totally not your fault. Patchwork alienated them and segasister gaslighted them!

 

[Ben Laden]

What’s he talking about, “don’t sexually harass my wife in my stream chat”?

How do you even sexually harass someone in a goddamn stream chat?

Oh, but don’t worry, Jerry, it’s totally not your fault. Patchwork alienated them and segasister gaslighted them!

I guess maybe someone was sending sexually explicit messages in the chat? Like 'I would fuck your wife so hard.'

Which Jerry only has himself to blame for encouraging with his deviant fantasies revealed via TMI Tuesday. I mean, it's almost like most of his loyal followers are perverts or something.

 

[chadmuska]

I'm curious to know what situation outside of a slowly collapsing patreon requires you to constantly check your leavers notes to cherypick into a shit rebuttal

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

I'm curious to know what situation outside of a slowly collapsing patreon requires you to constantly check your leavers notes to cherypick into a shit rebuttal

Remember that all of Jerry's life he's spent being a fucking anti-authority brat who would probably fantasize death onto anybody that told him what to do and that this is exactly the type of person who spends most their free time whispering "hot takes" to themselves, totally convinced that it's what he'll say to those dastardly rulegivers next time.

This is how all his smarmy posts come off; and because he's an egotistical hack, he probably is genuinely snickering as he posts them too like a sped.

The Patreon thing is just another reason to do it at this point.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

speaking of takes
https://archive.li/FVWH2

There was no reason for steven to not know about the war from the start

You mean other than he's a fucking child? Sperging aside and that it's an anon saying this, holy crap.

The Most recent Ebara post.
https://archive.li/wGtpq

The answer to the "Hey, you said you don't spend that much on groceries!" question
https://archive.li/GOmr0

and for good measure
https://archive.li/ZAgEu

Edit: oh also https://hooktube.com/watch?v=nTSsiW3eHIU heres the video where they call bronies a bunch of pedophiles based on speculation they were in their mid to late teenaged years in the early days of the fandom. It starts at about 6:10 and the sheer level of pretentiousness is absurd.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This show is bad because the first episode didn't spout everything about the plot out at you in a bullet-point list.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

This show is bad because the first episode didn't spout everything about the plot out at you in a bullet-point list.

Rebecca Sugar: Here's my show. It's got some slightly mature themes and some LGBT+ representation but it's mostly a fun show about the characters and people. I'm not totally sure what all I'm going to do with it, but it is my passion project and my fans and I will have enough fun playing it by ear.

Jerry: Talk to me like I'm fucking r-etarded.

Sugar: ...No?

Jerry: NAZI! WHITE-SUPREMISIST! SELF-HATING WOMAN! PRO-DOMESTIC ABUSE PEDOPHILE HACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

https://archive.is/1hfoc

Lily, fishing for sympathy, because she's is a poor little victim because people ask her for advice after she fosters a public reputation as an advice giver, but fuck you for actually expressing sympathy.

 

[The Iconoclast]

View attachment 516753
https://archive.is/1hfoc

Lily, fishing for sympathy, because she's is a poor little victim because people ask her for advice after she fosters a public reputation as an advice giver, but fuck you for actually expressing sympathy.

LMAO

Jerry’s officially embodied a meme