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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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I ended up reading the Nate Spidgewood thread on here and his behavior is pretty much part of what prompted me to sign up here. I also found myself sharing a lot in common with the way posters pick on liberals on here and I figured this would be a fantastic venue for me!
 
I just noticed this thread. I first stumbled across this site a few years ago, been lurking on and off since then, but forgot about it after awhile, but came back when the incident with the person claiming to be a hooker that had been hired by DSP popped up several months ago. Decided I wanted to be a part of the community after reading the Skylar Ittner thread. Not gonna lie, that thread has some of the best discussions regarding religion I've ever seen on the internet.

I enjoy the discussions this site has on various different topics, and wanted to contribute.
 
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hiya, i mostly lurk the tumblr subforum + all that, just have an interest in this place after being linked some threads here. interested in all the things people can get involved in and how far it goes.

i hope i can contribute more than i have already!
 
Been a lurker for a while now and have always enjoyed the discussions documenting the crazies of the internet, so eventually I had to bite the bullet and register. Pleased to be on board.
 
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I had an account for years now, but I just recently bounced back after I was inactive for most of that time.

I'm just a spergy furry and a fanatic of a lot of music. I lurk more than I post, but I really love me some drama with cows screaming at each other or doing dumb shit.

I think I was introduced to this site when the Vade drama happened, boy was she a funny person to read about back then.
 
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Actually have been here for a while, but never got around to this. I was lurking a lot in the beginning but I've come go realize that this is the only site that makes me laugh anymore.

It's nice to find a upfront, hilarious, welcoming community anywhere anymore, and I'm glad this is it because you're all great.
 
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Been lurking since ~2015, figured it was finally time to join since KF is in my top 10 most visited sites :autism:.

Genuinely have gotten many laughs from innumerable threads here :)
 
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Hello Kiwi Farms,

Long time lurker, first time joiner. Figured it was time to make a profile instead of having to search for the threads I was reading.
 
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Should've looked here first. Oh well. Longtime lurker, I just tend to like reading about all the crazy people the internet has to offer. I'll try to keep powerleveling and sperging to a minimum (will probably just keep on lurking for the most part, with the only difference being that I'll be logged in).
 
Hi. Nothing to see here. Just another random nobody.

Here's a swimming ferret for you to enjoy:

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Been lurking for a while in the YandereDev thread. Actually knew of this place for a while now when I heard about Chrischan. I don't remember how, I just remember finding the CWCki (is it still updating? Last I checked it was months behind), finding Kiwi Farms from it, and then forgetting about it until I eventually came back and started lurking.

I've been on/off watching YandereDev, Clawshrimpy, Schrodinger Productions, PurpKek, and some others. I'm hoping to have a good time. Let me know if there's anything I need to do behavior wise!
 
Since I'm not easy to troll, I'll open here since few are actually saying much out of fear. I'm a 35 old that was diagnose autistic at Stamford, thankfully my mother prepared me well and my dad prepared me for reality. He used to actually say, "No one gives a shit whether you live or die, you have to make your own way in life, because no one will give it to you". It turns out I outsmarted him on that, I got my tugboat every month. I was bullied more in physical so dealing with that was hard, but I quickly learned to deny them what they wanted. I was always and artist interested in maps and had a few years with Creative Growth in Oakland, CA. My work was shown in Paris at the gallery owned by Creative Growth. An example of my work. When it comes to the magical crap, that was because of bullies, I had to find a legal way to deal with them. All them are either in jail or in dead end jobs, or worse for a few that I turned the tables on and got them to go crazy and do something really stupid. The magical shit continued as my focus went to things I saw no one else was doing and that was photographing rituals with my friends and showing the demons and whatever else showed up in the images. Now I've published a small fraction of my 5,000 pages of material on the occult covering 30 different belief systems classed under 6 major groupings. The messed up thing, a girlfriend never came up in my quest, but I had 3 since being 18 and older. They just happened. I almost got married to my coven leader, but decided not to because she was crazy in a bad way. I heard she sacrificed a homeless man and I left that shit behind. I have learned my destiny is open to love, but it's not required for my mastery of my craft, it's just complimentary to it. What is meant to be is meant to be. Currently I can't host guests due to my design for my place to be purely me and my spirits. Bordon brings me here since social media tends to feel so damn fake like Fake News with Trump's administration. If I went up and said hi to everyone on the street, it would probably be similar to being here. I learned a long time ago to never judge, not even Chris Chan, for his faults. Yeah I'll tease, but I mean nothing by it. I do however hate drug addicts and violent criminals, because they chose to be that way, not 99% of humanity that was born that way. If I don;t like something, I'll just leave. Happy trials trolls, ogres, imps and the good people here to read interesting stuff. Finally my human face, no magic, no anything, just plain ol me. Actually I think I'm pretty good looking for being nuttier than a walnut orchard.
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Since I'm not easy to troll, I'll open here since few are actually saying much out of fear. I'm a 35 old that was diagnose autistic at Stamford, thankfully my mother prepared me well and my dad prepared me for reality. He used to actually say, "No one gives a shit whether you live or die, you have to make your own way in life, because no one will give it to you". It turns out I outsmarted him on that, I got my tugboat every month. I was bullied more in physical so dealing with that was hard, but I quickly learned to deny them what they wanted. I was always and artist interested in maps and had a few years with Creative Growth in Oakland, CA. My work was shown in Paris at the gallery owned by Creative Growth. An example of my work. When it comes to the magical crap, that was because of bullies, I had to find a legal way to deal with them. All them are either in jail or in dead end jobs, or worse for a few that I turned the tables on and got them to go crazy and do something really stupid. The magical shit continued as my focus went to things I saw no one else was doing and that was photographing rituals with my friends and showing the demons and whatever else showed up in the images. Now I've published a small fraction of my 5,000 pages of material on the occult covering 30 different belief systems classed under 6 major groupings. The messed up thing, a girlfriend never came up in my quest, but I had 3 since being 18 and older. They just happened. I almost got married to my coven leader, but decided not to because she was crazy in a bad way. I heard she sacrificed a homeless man and I left that shit behind. I have learned my destiny is open to love, but it's not required for my mastery of my craft, it's just complimentary to it. What is meant to be is meant to be. Currently I can't host guests due to my design for my place to be purely me and my spirits. Bordon brings me here since social media tends to feel so damn fake like Fake News with Trump's administration. If I went up and said hi to everyone on the street, it would probably be similar to being here. I learned a long time ago to never judge, not even Chris Chan, for his faults. Yeah I'll tease, but I mean nothing by it. I do however hate drug addicts and violent criminals, because they chose to be that way, not 99% of humanity that was born that way. If I don;t like something, I'll just leave. Happy trials trolls, ogres, imps and the good people here to read interesting stuff. Finally my human face, no magic, no anything, just plain ol me. Actually I think I'm pretty good looking for being nuttier than a walnut orchard.
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Is this a copypasta?

If not, what do you think about yokai? @cumrobbery is also our crypto-zoology person here.
 
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