NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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How the hell is anybody still a registered member at that place and NOT banned?
one of my accounts got perma, had to make an alt one. that place would be an actually good gaming forum if they would vet out any political discussion. instead they filter out just the ideologies they dont like.
You also see that anyone verified to work in the industry rarely post cause they know that place is a think tank with extreme "guidelines" over what to say and not.
 
One interesting thing is that ResetEra's tards seem to be wondering: "BUT WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS WHEN WOLFENSTEIN 2 WAS SO #WOKE?!"

Because Wolfenstein New Colossus sold like hot shit and the fans of New Order hated it. The game sold 60% of what New Order did, with the PC version doing especially poorly. Doom Eternal will print money and kick ass and the devs know the usual whiners of the industry will hate it because they can't run and shoot, so best to do the right thing and alienate those faggots in the opening salvo. They weren't gonna buy your shit anyway.

It's capitalism, too, which burns their ass even more. Delightful.
 
exelsiorlef bat-phones the mods
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From a thread of ResetEra reeing over popular-streamer-man not wanting to ruin his brand, piss off his wife and open himself up to getting #MeToo'd by streaming with titty-streamers. https://www.resetera.com/threads/po...stream-with-women.61394/page-21#post-11379650

PS. exelsiorlef, if you're gonna sleuth you should at least google benson827. He has a NeoGAF account dating back to 2010, also with a sparse post history. Perhaps he's just some guy, and ResetEra is hyper-paranoid about wrong-thinkers (aka nuanced opinions that fail purity testing).

lol holy shit if true www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.msg2480447#msg2480447 (https://archive.fo/wvisq)
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Lemme get this straight: They're buttmad over MHW getting a PC release instead of being exclusive to their precious Nintendo consoles? And they're trying to manipulate things in public discussion to fuck with MHW's PC platform image?
 
one of my accounts got perma, had to make an alt one. that place would be an actually good gaming forum if they would vet out any political discussion. instead they filter out just the ideologies they dont like.
You also see that anyone verified to work in the industry rarely post cause they know that place is a think tank with extreme "guidelines" over what to say and not.
Nah, it would still suck. Even when they just talk about games they are assholes and entitled nerds. Look at how they always talk in absolutes, how they say basically that if a game is not a masterpiece, then is pure shit that's not worth your time (like Wolfenstein 2. Ok, it's not as good as TNO, but they literally said it's not even worth your time and they're happy it didn't sell well... ). Or how they like to talk like developers, breaking down mechanics, and tell you how they are basically inherently flawed, and the devs suck. Funny thing is, the REAL developers never talk about other games trying to give themselves a tone. Oh, and did you know that your favorite game actually sucks and it's overrated?
 
Lemme get this straight: They're buttmad over MHW getting a PC release instead of being exclusive to their precious Nintendo consoles? And they're trying to manipulate things in public discussion to fuck with MHW's PC platform image?

It's adorable they think they have that much power.

They pissed the mass majority of the semblance of such power away trying to coup d'etat NeoGAF, and even the super "woke" game devs that are remotely capable of understanding money is where the non-woke games are getting wise to the fact being woke means being poor.

Bethseda, for example, might be greedy and stupid and trying to run Fallout into the ground, but they do understand trying to make Doom, of all things, politically correct, is essentially suck starting a shotgun with their mouths, and they didn't enjoy the last time they did that with Wokenstein II, and even the Fallout crap, dumb as it is, is driven by a desire to make a profit.

Also, it's hilarious they are pissed over Monster Hunter, given it was on Sony systems nigh exclusively before.

The MH devs are like the Sega devs and throwing console exclusivity in the trash because they want to make money, and thanks to the latter putting Yakuza on PC and Yakuza 0's port being damned good, they have guaranteed I will toss them money to pre-order Yakuza Kiwami ASAP.

Watching these assholes butthurt game companies won't suck their dicks because they don't want to be in the red financially is just too damn funny.
 
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I have a personal encounter story:

Yesterday afternoon I met a friend at a brewery. We started chatting with a guy who was sitting near us, he said he was the first to show for a beer meet-up that was arranged on a forum, I asked what forum, he said "have you ever heard of a place called resetera?"

I didn't feel like blocking any limp-wristed punches so instead of saying I was a kiwi I just feigned ignorance. Another person joined him for the meet-up event, apparently there were supposed to be a dozen joiners but these two were the only ones who didn't ghost on it without bothering to tell anyone. Anyway the subject of Puerto Rico came up because I mentioned another friend of mine recently went on a business trip there, we started talking about the possible future of Puerto Rico gaining statehood or becoming independent or whatever. They both said it would be fantastic for the democrats if the island became a state because obviously the fine poor poc people of the island would naturally vote unanimously for DNC representatives to the house. For sake of argument, we stipulated that the population of the island would qualify it for 8 seats - probably not accurate based on its population but that wasn't important for the conversation.

Because they were clearly ignorant of it, I explained that there is a cap of 435 seats in the House of Representatives, and if a new state joins the union its seats would have to to be apportioned away from existing states, they wouldn't simply be added out of nothing. So even if you presumed the island would get 8 solid blue seats, they'd have to come at the cost of seats elsewhere that might be blue seats anyway. One of them simply could not grasp the concept that there was a cap on the number of reps in the House. The other one got the concept but just got hung up on "well then we can take the 8 seats from republican-held states". This one was similarly frustrated when I explained you don't just get to take them from wherever you want, they get redistributed based on population.

Have you ever explained something to someone who had a really wrong idea and they wanted to learn or at least get the concept of what you were saying? Or just wanted to change the subject but kept being friendly like a normal human anyway? Yeah, that wasn't these two hunyucks. My friend and I quickly got the pouty frowns and huffy sighing under the breath that indicated I was ruining the fun of the truthiness in their guts with my "all facts, no heart" attitude toward knowledge. To them, talking politics or world events was not what you do to gain or exchange knowledge, it's what you do because bitching about the correct enemies is fun and right to do and anyone who corrects your mistaken beliefs is doing it wrong. Eventually we left for greener pastures.

Oh, and I haven't mentioned it because the subject of trans issues didn't come up at all, but in case you guys are wondering, yes of course one of these two was trans.
 
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Lemme get this straight: They're buttmad over MHW getting a PC release instead of being exclusive to their precious Nintendo consoles?
where is this coming from? you can not mention any semblance of bad about MHW on ERA cause everyone goes highwired defensive.
 
I have a personal encounter story:

Yesterday afternoon I met a friend at a brewery. We started chatting with a guy who was sitting near us, he said he was the first to show for a beer meet-up that was arranged on a forum, I asked what forum, he said "have you ever heard of a place called resetera?"

I didn't feel like blocking any limp-wristed punches so instead of saying I was a kiwi I just feigned ignorance. Another person joined him for the meet-up event, apparently there were supposed to be a dozen joiners but these two were the only ones who didn't ghost on it without bothering to tell anyone. Anyway the subject of Puerto Rico came up because I mentioned another friend of mine recently went on a business trip there, we started talking about the possible future of Puerto Rico gaining statehood or becoming independent or whatever. They both said it would be fantastic for the democrats if the island became a state because obviously the fine poor poc people of the island would naturally vote unanimously for DNC representatives to the house. For sake of argument, we stipulated that the population of the island would qualify it for 8 seats - probably not accurate based on its population but that wasn't important for the conversation.

Because they were clearly ignorant of it, I explained that there is a cap of 435 seats in the House of Representatives, and if a new state joins the union its seats would have to to be apportioned away from existing states, they wouldn't simply be added out of nothing. So even if you presumed the island would get 8 solid blue seats, they'd have to come at the cost of seats elsewhere that might be blue seats anyway. One of them simply could not grasp the concept that there was a cap on the number of reps in the House. The other one got the concept but just got hung up on "well then we can take the 8 seats from republican-held states". This one was similarly frustrated when I explained you don't just get to take them from wherever you want, they get redistributed based on population.

Have you ever explained something to someone who had a really wrong idea and they wanted to learn or at least get the concept of what you were saying? Or just wanted to change the subject but kept being friendly like a normal human anyway? Yeah, that wasn't these two hunyucks. My friend and I quickly got the pouty frowns and huffy sighing under the breath that indicated I was ruining the fun of the truthiness in their guts with my "all facts, no heart" attitude toward knowledge. To them, talking politics or world events was not what you do to gain or exchange knowledge, it's what you do because bitching about the correct enemies is fun and right to do and anyone who corrects your mistaken beliefs is doing it wrong. Eventually we left for greener pastures.

Oh, and I haven't mentioned it because the subject of trans issues didn't come up at all, but in case you guys are wondering, yes of course one of these two was trans.

Honestly, this kind of basic political ignorance is so rampant that I've stopped bothering discussing politics with most people. You would be surprised at how many people don't know what checks and balances are and think the president/prime minister can/should be able to do whatever they want.
 
You would be surprised at how many people don't know what checks and balances are and think the president/prime minister can/should be able to do whatever they want.
While simultaneously crying like it's the end of the world when that office they want to be omnipotent becomes occupied by a person they didn't vote for.
 
It's adorable they think they have that much power.

They pissed the mass majority of the semblance of such power away trying to coup d'etat NeoGAF, and even the super "woke" game devs that are remotely capable of understanding money is where the non-woke games are getting wise to the fact being woke means being poor.

Bethseda, for example, might be greedy and stupid and trying to run Fallout into the ground, but they do understand trying to make Doom, of all things, politically correct, is essentially suck starting a shotgun with their mouths, and they didn't enjoy the last time the did that with Wokenstein II, and even the Fallout crap, dumb as it is, is driven by a desire to make a profit.

Also, it's hilarious they are pissed over Monster Hunter, given it was on Sony systems nigh exclusively before.

The MH devs are like the Sega devs and throwing console exclusivity in the trash because they want to make money, and thanks to the latter putting Yakuza on PC and Yakuza 0's port being damned good, they have guaranteed I will toss them money to pre-order Yakuza Kiwami ASAP.

Watching these assholes butthurt game companies won't suck their dicks because they don't want to be in the red financially is just too damn funny.

Oh yeah. By the way, while I 100% agreed with Jaimas' comment about how funny them wonder why Bethesda would do this after Wolfenstein 2, I didn't even feel that needed to be expressed.

The MOMENT I saw that in the comments in the thread I thought "Wow, these mongs literally cannot comprehend why a game development studio would opt to focus on what makes money and not what sells like flaming garbage. Who fucking knew that's how the world works?"

I really don't know much ELSE to say though, because I'm actually very unknowledgeable on Era's take on consoles. I get that they fanboy Nintendo? I don't know much else, but I assume they are just as retarded with it as everything else they handle.
 
Oh yeah. By the way, while I 100% agreed with Jaimas' comment about how funny them wonder why Bethesda would do this after Wolfenstein 2, I didn't even feel that needed to be expressed.

The MOMENT I saw that in the comments in the thread I thought "Wow, these mongs literally cannot comprehend why a game development studio would opt to focus on what makes money and not what sells like flaming garbage. Who fucking knew that's how the world works?"

I really don't know much ELSE to say though, because I'm actually very unknowledgeable on Era's take on consoles. I get that they fanboy Nintendo? I don't know much else, but I assume they are just as exceptional with it as everything else they handle.

The console fantarding is something they carried over from NeoGAF. Apparently, it just drives them MAD when games they expect to be specific to their preferred consoles branch out, mostly cause it punches a hole in their "X console is better than Y and Z" elitism.
 
The console fantarding is something they carried over from NeoGAF. Apparently, it just drives them MAD when games they expect to be specific to their preferred consoles branch out, mostly cause it punches a hole in their "X console is better than Y and Z" elitism.

Console peasants are the biggest plebs on the planet. They act like being too dumb to use a computer is some kind of virtue.
 
I have a personal encounter story:

Yesterday afternoon I met a friend at a brewery. We started chatting with a guy who was sitting near us, he said he was the first to show for a beer meet-up that was arranged on a forum, I asked what forum, he said "have you ever heard of a place called resetera?"

I didn't feel like blocking any limp-wristed punches so instead of saying I was a kiwi I just feigned ignorance. Another person joined him for the meet-up event, apparently there were supposed to be a dozen joiners but these two were the only ones who didn't ghost on it without bothering to tell anyone. Anyway the subject of Puerto Rico came up because I mentioned another friend of mine recently went on a business trip there, we started talking about the possible future of Puerto Rico gaining statehood or becoming independent or whatever. They both said it would be fantastic for the democrats if the island became a state because obviously the fine poor poc people of the island would naturally vote unanimously for DNC representatives to the house. For sake of argument, we stipulated that the population of the island would qualify it for 8 seats - probably not accurate based on its population but that wasn't important for the conversation.

Because they were clearly ignorant of it, I explained that there is a cap of 435 seats in the House of Representatives, and if a new state joins the union its seats would have to to be apportioned away from existing states, they wouldn't simply be added out of nothing. So even if you presumed the island would get 8 solid blue seats, they'd have to come at the cost of seats elsewhere that might be blue seats anyway. One of them simply could not grasp the concept that there was a cap on the number of reps in the House. The other one got the concept but just got hung up on "well then we can take the 8 seats from republican-held states". This one was similarly frustrated when I explained you don't just get to take them from wherever you want, they get redistributed based on population.

Have you ever explained something to someone who had a really wrong idea and they wanted to learn or at least get the concept of what you were saying? Or just wanted to change the subject but kept being friendly like a normal human anyway? Yeah, that wasn't these two hunyucks. My friend and I quickly got the pouty frowns and huffy sighing under the breath that indicated I was ruining the fun of the truthiness in their guts with my "all facts, no heart" attitude toward knowledge. To them, talking politics or world events was not what you do to gain or exchange knowledge, it's what you do because bitching about the correct enemies is fun and right to do and anyone who corrects your mistaken beliefs is doing it wrong. Eventually we left for greener pastures.

Oh, and I haven't mentioned it because the subject of trans issues didn't come up at all, but in case you guys are wondering, yes of course one of these two was trans.
How big a tip did they leave?
 
How big a tip did they leave?
We were sitting at tables in the courtyard, it's the kind of place where you have to go up to the bar to order and either pay right away or leave a card for a tab, so I wouldn't know if they tipped or not. My friend and I also left before they did.
 
The console fantarding is something they carried over from NeoGAF. Apparently, it just drives them MAD when games they expect to be specific to their preferred consoles branch out, mostly cause it punches a hole in their "X console is better than Y and Z" elitism.

Console peasants are the biggest plebs on the planet. They act like being too dumb to use a computer is some kind of virtue.

That makes more sense, yeah. Pretty ridiculous honestly. I mean, consoles are fucking great but consoles and a good PC make the perfect combination. Variety is the best after all. Too bad they're too stuck up to realize.
 
PS. exelsiorlef, if you're gonna sleuth you should at least google benson827. He has a NeoGAF account dating back to 2010, also with a sparse post history. Perhaps he's just some guy, and ResetEra is hyper-paranoid about wrong-thinkers (aka nuanced opinions that fail purity testing).
How shitty can excelsiorlef be at their 'job' as "resettlement advisor", if they can't even make a simple google search to confirm someone's credentials?

Hell, there should have been actual vetting when they first started taking in "NeoGAF refugees" (:story:). I believe it was Rinsfury who initially had to deal with an troll impersonator lol.

How the hell is anybody still a registered member at that place and NOT banned?
Same reason why there are still people living in North Korea, some people just get used to the program and color between the lines they're given by the mods.
Lemme get this straight: They're buttmad over MHW getting a PC release instead of being exclusive to their precious Nintendo consoles? And they're trying to manipulate things in public discussion to fuck with MHW's PC platform image?
Yes. They really are that pathetic.

Have you ever explained something to someone who had a really wrong idea and they wanted to learn or at least get the concept of what you were saying? Or just wanted to change the subject but kept being friendly like a normal human anyway? Yeah, that wasn't these two hunyucks. My friend and I quickly got the pouty frowns and huffy sighing under the breath that indicated I was ruining the fun of the truthiness in their guts with my "all facts, no heart" attitude toward knowledge. To them, talking politics or world events was not what you do to gain or exchange knowledge, it's what you do because bitching about the correct enemies is fun and right to do and anyone who corrects your mistaken beliefs is doing it wrong. Eventually we left for greener pastures.
Political discussions for those people function as a sort of catharsis rather than actually exchanging opinions for the aim of mutual understanding and learning.

By bitching about their enemies, they get to vent off their frustrations, which are in themselves a vortex of thousands of outrage tweets, videos or posts they digested since they last vented.
 
Did people get banned on ERA for...Uhh...complaining about Nintendo suing those ROM sites or some shit like that?

The EmuParadise thread was essentially just a giant honeypot. People were getting vanned left and right for even something as simple as admitting they downloaded something like Mother 3 off it way back in the day.

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It's great because there are a lot of games where "piracy" is the only real option people have to play them. Games like the aforementioned Mother 3 and Ace Attorney Investigations 2 were never localized officially or sold anywhere outside of Japan and collectors/scalpers have made purchasing games from a mere 2 generations ago impossible to all but people with the deepest wallets and in many cases it's the only way to play them because they were never re-released in any capacity.

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(Only 366 dollars, what a steal!).

There's a massive difference between pirating a brand-new 40-to-60-dollar release just because you don't wanna spend the money and emulating a game impossible to acquire otherwise and anyone who tries to conflate the two is either completely retarded or a shill. For example:

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ReetardERA is supposed to be a site for gamers made by gamers but instead it adopts a corporate-dicksuck moderation policy because it still believes and hopes people/companies outside of it take it seriously (much like how NeoFag was back in the day (see: E3 passes controversy)). It leads to this bizarre-ass standard where screaming at a game developer for 50 pages because he dared to point out the site has a tendency to scream at people far too often or trying to boycott a company for firing a literal prostitute or wishing death on a man whose been working at a company for 22 years over wrongthink is acceptable but mentioning in passing that you once downloaded a game that you could only get secondhand anyways thus costing a company literally nothing is ban-worthy.

tl;dr ReetardERA moderation's shittiness knows no bounds.
 
I only realized the other day that Windows has shit default fonts and the ban site looks like garbage because of it. This is the price I pay for removing Google's fonts.

The site looks fine on Linux. I'm slowly becoming everything I hate and the site will soon feature ~1MB of fucking fonts.
 
Y'know a few months ago I considered actually signing up for a ResetEra account because I thought the site looked clean and it looked pretty active but goddamn after reading some of the posts in this thread (especially those about the moderation) I idek what to think of that site now lol.
 
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