Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TheImportantFart]

Myers has plenty of stupid things attached to his name. Imagine cows like Bob, Maddox and Mark Waid all rolled into one super-autistic human being. That's PZ Myers for you.

This is my favourite thing anyone has ever done about Myers:

I'd say you could do something similar for Bob, but the fact is, Bob was nowhere near as relevant as Myers if you compare the two of them before they torpedoed their respective careers. Myers was actually a respected scientist and influential speaker/writer before he threw in with Social Justice. Bob was... well...

 

[lechatnoir]

Doesn't Myers have a daughter, too? I'm given to understand that she's kind of fucked in the head, but he's at least reproduced. Has any woman ever deigned to touch Blobbo, aside from his mother?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Doesn't Myers have a daughter, too? I'm given to understand that she's kind of fucked in the head, but he's at least reproduced. Has any woman ever deigned to touch Blobbo, aside from his mother?

Saint Anita let the movie blob touch her once. It's in the op

 

[Mola Ram]

Saint Anita let the movie blob touch her once. It's in the op

Hoverhand don't count, sport.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Hoverhand don't count, sport.

fair enough. It's as close as he did get though

 

[Mola Ram]

fair enough. It's as close as he did get though

Anita strikes me as the sort of feminist who secretly and desperately flicks her bean to hulking alpha frat boy types and has a MAGA-themed vibrator.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Anita strikes me as the sort of feminist who secretly and desperately flicks her bean to hulking alpha frat boy types and has a MAGA-themed vibrator.

The secret truth to male "feminist" they're either a soy boy beaten to believe men are evil and he becomes the bitch boy for feminist as penance or they're a creeper who thinks the feminist shtick will get them laid and given Bob's history of mentioning in film reviews of women he finds attractive he's the latter and when you're Joss Whedon it works but when you look like the bastard son of Jabba the Hutt and Paul Bearer like Bob no amount of feminist virtue signaling is getting you pussy.

Should note this applies to straight guys.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Add his non-stop sperging about the family separations controversy to the list. He ended up stopping when the controversy died down, but for awhile it looked like he was actually going to reach the point where he was going to kill someone over it.

Eh, the family separations were his pet cause of the month, and while Bob may be an emotionally-driven moron who's incapable of thinking before speaking, he'll probably never actually kill anybody.

But this James Gunn shit is totally his Blarms.

 

[Flexo]

Saint Anita let the movie blob touch her once. It's in the op

Hoverhand don't count, sport.

Never forget...

(also has anyone seen these girls since then?)

 

[RockVolnutt]

Never forget...

(also has anyone seen these girls since then?)

They were absorbed into Bob's "Superior" mass.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Never forget...

(also has anyone seen these girls since then?)

maybe they're chained up in Bob's basement?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Doesn't Myers have a daughter, too? I'm given to understand that she's kind of fucked in the head, but he's at least reproduced. Has any woman ever deigned to touch Blobbo, aside from his mother?

That is a completely libelous statement! You’ll be hearing from Bob’s Mother about these false accusations of touching Bob!

 

[Lensherr]

maybe they're chained up in Bob's basement?

C’mon, Bob doesn’t have anywhere near the charm to pull off the Plinkett persona.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Never forget...

(also has anyone seen these girls since then?)

Fat girl with pink hair: The credit card better cleared.
Girl on his lap: It Cleared.
White girl next to her: Better Fucking Cleared is right.
Black girl in yellow shirt: I'm too stoned to care.
Blonde Chick in back: Where am I?
Goofy Face Girl: I'm giving no fucks this is what we really think about you fat boy.
Blonde girl with glasses: Mom's going to be so stoked I met a guy from Miami Vice.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I imagine Mario’s isn’t as bad as Bob’s.

I don't think I heard about MovieBlob's parents. Is it in the Lolcow wiki or somewhere in the thread?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't think I heard about MovieBlob's parents. Is it in the Lolcow wiki or somewhere in the thread?

Not much has been revealed about Bob's parents. Aside from the fact that his father died last year. Given however the kind of person that Bob is, it's most likely that they weren't the best of parents.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I bet Bob spent the funeral arguing about Marvel on Twitter.

 

[Knyttet]

I bet Bob spent the funeral arguing about Marvel on Twitter.

I actually remember him tweeting about movie trailers the day of the funeral. His feed was half mourning about his father's passning and half sperging about Marvel movies.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I actually remember him tweeting about movie trailers the day of the funeral. His feed was half mourning about his father's passning and half sperging about Marvel movies.

Doesn't even account for the fact he now connects Guardians of the Galaxy 2 to his own feelings regarding his father's death.
I will however not try to make fun of the fact that he gets emotional over Yondu.
What I do criticize however is just that for someone who has a tendency to make fun of the wants, misery and need of others, he certainly can often times come off as the more overdramatic, childish baffoon.
Particularly the very moment it is all about some 80s videogame icon.

 

[Mola Ram]

Doesn't even account for the fact he now connects Guardians of the Galaxy 2 to his own feelings regarding his father's death.
I will however not try to make fun of the fact that he gets emotional over Yondu.
What I do criticize however is just that for someone who has a tendency to make fun of the wants, misery and need of others, he certainly can often times come off as the more overdramatic, childish baffoon.
Particularly the very moment it is all about some 80s videogame icon.

It's his narcissism. The fears and concerns of others are meaningless-to-amusing, depending on how much they rustle his jimmies. But Bob's fears and concerns, his hopes and aspirations -- those are the most important things in the world, and FUCK YOU if you do anything to question them.