Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
Stay salty.
jametoo.JPG

nolanhater.JPG


"I-I'm not a loser! EVERYONE ELSE IS!"
SS.JPG
SS0.JPG


You were the glue that held The Escapist together.

Fucking sure.
ego.JPG
 
Last edited:
This is how it always goes isn't it? Buncha hard lefty morons like Bob invent something to ruin the lives of people they don't like and when it inevitably gets turned around on them they bitch to high heaven.

Guess what Bob? There are bad tactics and they're bad because the thing is going to be used against you everytime without fail.
 
"IT'S ALL ETHAN VAN SCIVER'S FAULT THAT PEOPLE HATE ME!"
evs-jpg.520021

"Disgraced?" Odds are Dan DiDio and Jim Lee still have Ethan in their rolodexes (figuratively speaking) and I imagine that he is on good terms with Geoff Johns. Plus, Ethan has achieved more in his 14 years at DC than Bob will in his lifetime.


Yes, Bob. You're living a better life living in your brother's basement "apartment" yelling at people on Twitter. I envy you.
 
I may be alone in this, but can anyone else JUST NOT WAIT until Movieblob actually puts his twitter hours where his mouth is and debates a right of center politinerd who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about? I'd spend a month's salary just to call in and deliver a jab.
He went on a rant about how "Debates are bullshit!" the other day. In other words, he's either too much of a pussy to actually debate a right-winger, or he knows they'd mop the fucking floor with him.
 
He went on a rant about how "Debates are bullshit!" the other day. In other words, he's either too much of a pussy to actually debate a right-winger, or he knows they'd mop the fucking floor with him.
Interesting. Just like his padawon Dobson. He'd rather go against all his previously stated principles and tell his younglings to punch dissenters in the face rather than hold his publicly stated positions up to a single modicum of scrutiny. Motherfucking dammit, these smug bubble dwellers really strike that nerve.
 
Oh wow! Bob's meltdown over James Gunn is his mot glorious since Gamergate!

Did anyone else notice that Susan Arendt, his new boss, stepped in and tried to calm him down at the start of one of his insane Twitter ramblings? The Escapist must already be getting sick of having to babysit him all the time and he hasn't even started working for them yet.
 
Ahhhhh. Bob's impotent, salty outrage feels like a down comforter stuffed with seraphim feathers. I shall sleep well tonight.

The lark 's on the wing;
The snail 's on the thorn;
God 's in His heaven—
Bob Chipman is in his Basement,
screaming at his Twitter Feed--

All 's right with the world!
 
Oh wow! Bob's meltdown over James Gunn is his mot glorious since Gamergate!

Did anyone else notice that Susan Arendt, his new boss, stepped in and tried to calm him down at the start of one of his insane Twitter ramblings? The Escapist must already be getting sick of having to babysit him all the time and he hasn't even started working for them yet.
Despite his claims to the contrary, fourm users and allegedly some members of The Escapist itself like Yahtzee hated Bob, so I don't know where his claim that he was the one person keeping it all together comes from unless he's just deluding himself yet again.
 
Despite his claims to the contrary, fourm users and allegedly some members of The Escapist itself like Yahtzee hated Bob, so I don't know where his claim that he was the one person keeping it all together comes from unless he's just deluding himself yet again.

Bob delude himself all the time (big shot movie critic,member of the superior future oligarchy,political influencer) to forget he lives a miserable exsitence confined in a basement with a beetus plagued body
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back