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Dave is just all over the place. At one point it was 50%-60% less revenue, then it was 50%-30%... I am blown away at his entitlement.

Turn off that pesky Adblock!
 
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There always has to be an "emergency" going on. Some sort of "career" threatening dilemma to milk the gullible paypigs with.

Every emergency v-log video is copy-and-paste the same as the previous one.

1. "I didn't want to have to make this video".
2. The "emergency".
3. Blaming everyone but himself for it.
4. "I'm going to lose my car".
5. "I'm going to lose my house".
6. "Soulmaid will lose job"
7. "I'm going to be literally out on the street"
8. Angrily address question about going back to connecticut.
9. "I don't know what else to do guys *SNORT*".
10. "A dollar a month!"
 
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TheGoutinator said:
There always has to be an "emergency" going on. Some sort of "career" threatening dilemma to tard cum the gullible paypigs with.

Every emergency v-log video is copy-and-paste the same as the previous one.

1. "I didn't want to have to make this video".
2. The "emergency".
3. Blaming everyone but himself for it.
4. "I'm going to lose my car".
5. "I'm going to lose my house".
6. "Soulmaid will lose job"
7. "I'm going to be literally out on the street"
8. Angrily address question about going back to connecticut.
9. "I don't know what else to do guys *SNORT*".
10. "A dollar a month!"
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You forgot the half hour or so pre-amble that starts every emergency vlog where he goes on about his 10 year "legacy" and who he is like anyone gives a fuck.
 
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WeeblesWobble said:
Indie titles are like AAA releases these days. People do like watching them and the games themselves are cheap. Graveyard Keeper is awesome, but it's quiet and a little too slow for Phil. He could do an entire stream of indie games and not play the same game for more than an hour. There are a lot of good ones out there. Phil is just old school and thinks people only want the big names.

Is he seriously playing Dark Souls AGAIN!‽?? Good god man. May as well become a speedrunner. At least then there would be an excuse for playing the same game constantly and trying to cheese it.
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Yes its true,
I'd rather see him play indie games than dark souls street fighter v and scarface.
So as a question what does he have of it except views.
The games become boring after a while.
As I said back then he should have played pathologic 2.
It comes Pathologic 2 PAXWest Alpha Teaser.
It may be that he does not get many views but it would make more sense and give him new knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rzTTN8wVKw
 
He's literally crying about getting paid the exact same rate as every other YouTuber on a personal AdSense account. He doesn't even seem aware that ever since the bitchfit he threw that got him shitcanned from Machinima a $1 CPM has been average on YouTube. He's painfully clueless about fucking everything!

How does he know exactly what ads are playing on his videos? He says YouTube doesn't give you a way to choose, or see, what ads your channel gets, but then goes on to state exactly what ads play on his channel and when. He must be watching his own videos to have this info.

Oh, I 100% called it. He's relying on increased ad payments during Q4 on YouTube to pay most of his 2018 Federal taxes and after seeing the average YouTube CPM he is freaking out and realizing that for his shit tier channel he may not even see a significant CPM increase during Q4.

Yes Dave, that's exactly what adults do. Pack your entire streaming and gaming gear into your car, and whatever electronics of Kat's she wants. You take turns driving non-stop to Connecticut, it takes 3 days. You ship a box of clothes. Everything else in that house is gone. Contact a fucking junk merchant and get an offer on your shit. TVs, couches, dressers, kitchenware, appliances, etc. And actually fucking research something instead of talking out your ass. When I was reading up on what business fees you would have to pay to rent property in Connecticut I read that Bridgeport is actually seeing good job market and property investment growth right now. There's entire industries built around acquiring the possessions of dumbfucks like you who couldn't pay for the place they're storing all their shit in and reselling it. The longer you wait to make the hard choice the worse it will be. . .you might not even be left with a choice.

"As usual, I NEED your help guys." lol ok Dave
Holy shit! He really just said, 'Turn off that pesky AdBlock' unironically! I'm fucking done!
Aloota Peepul on the internet: Fatt Jarbo is worse than DSP.
Dave: Hold my gin Kat! Kat? Baby where'd you go? Who's Tyrone? This is fucking stoopid! How was I supposed to know she was a gold digger? I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct! Oh, here come the stoopid trolls. No, we weren't cheating on her long-term boyfriend together, that's a stoopid detractor meme. They were already over, she just never told him and kept giving him sex in return for him paying most of her living expenses. What we have is totally different. . .(continues to rant for 2 more hours)
 
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Prince Lotor said:
...Yes Dave, that's exactly what adults do. Pack your entire streaming and gaming gear into your car, and whatever electronics of Kat's she wants. You take turns driving non-stop to Connecticut, it takes 3 days. You ship a box of clothes. Everything else in that house is gone. Contact a fucking junk merchant and get an offer on your shit. TVs, couches, dressers, kitchenware, appliances, etc. And actually fucking research something instead of talking out your ass...
(continues to rant for 2 more hours)
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Or...
You load your stuff in a U-haul truck towing your car behind it on a car dolly for ~$30/day plus fuel.
 
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Destro1986 said:
I was more surprised that nobody on Twitter or on here had pointed out that that is ABSOLUTELY not how you make pasta sauce OR meatballs
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Nope, at least 2 peepuul pointed it out.
However, his way of making the sauce might be wrong BUT it's grannie's wrong recipe. So at least it's indeed unique?

Prince Lotor said:
playing on his videos? He says YouTube doesn't give you a way to choose, or see, what ads your channel gets, but then goes on to state exactly what ads play on his channel and when. He must be watching his own videos to have this info.
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Everybody who makes videos clicked a few times on their own videos, not necessarily on purpose. For example links to YouTube comments will send you right to your auto played video.

I don't know the exact khaaaantext and what Dave exactly said, so just to make the circle round:
In your video options you can set the type of ad, it's also possible his MCN gave him some informations.
 
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I just see another begathon in the near future. The way he was talking last night, he was almost as pathetic as he was when he said his YouTube viewers needed to STEP UP! He actually said, “...if you promise to support me, I will keep doing what I love!” I think Tevin said it before, nobody owes Dave a goddamn thing. He always tries to guilt his viewers, he wants to get paid extra to do things HE wants to do, not necessarily what his viewers want. After like 6 years, he FINALLY did what his viewers have been asking for for years and started uploading longer videos. It’s only been like 2 weeks, and he’s disappointed that he hasn’t seen a boom in subscribers or ad revenue. He’s so delusional that he thinks people are going to flock to his channel simply because he finally caved and did what his viewers wanted, but just like the Slenderman movie, it’s too little too late. He needs to just forget about YouTube. His channel is fucking dead; 100k+ subscribers and he’s lucky to get 5k views on his videos. Some have a couple hundred, but on average he has around 1k on his videos. That is a DEAD CHANNEL. He was so obnoxious and so abrasive, he pushed a lot of his fans away and absolutely nothing has changed, despite the fact that he thinks he has evolved so much. He talks about how he’s so much better and so much different now, but if you compare a stream from yesterday to a stream from like 3 years ago (comparing ST is a perfect example), and you won’t know the difference. Because there is none. It’s always the same whining and excuses in fighting games. When he was playing SFV the other day, he was actually enjoying himself and smiling when he was winning ranked matches, but as soon as he started losing the same old rhetoric followed... “Oh my god I couldn’t blawk! The lag is so bad! They’re just mashing buttons! They’re using a lag tactic and there’s nothing I can do! This game is so fucking bad!”

He’s right to say he has a 10 year legacy... You’re hard pressed to find someone on YouTube who has been around for 10 years and has changed absolutely nothing. He talks so much shit on Pewdiepie, and admittedly I fucking loathed his old shit, like his horror game playthroughs... But he has evolved and makes content that is watchable at the very least. I actually enjoy some of his You Laugh You Lose videos. He doesn’t scream and talk about shit like raping pig corpses anymore, he’s changed. Meanwhile Dave is exactly the same, but has the nerve to talk shit about other YouTubers while being a loathesome, hypocritical, begging piece of shit. The irony is delicious.
 
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Snowface said:
Type II diabeetus is a joke, literally any fatass can cure themselves in a matter of weeks
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Him incorporating the Beetus into his routine is going to be fucking amazing. Not that I wish bad on anybody but I want that to be true because I can already hear him complaining about the Beetees like an elderly black woman. "Oh lawd, if you don't donate to muh Patreon or tip today the doctahs are gonna take mah feet." -DSP's complaining during the hardcore gaming season

If Phil wants to lower the risk of diabetes he might want to stop putting a pound of sugar in his fucking homemade sauce. Just an idea.
 
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TheGoutinator said:
There always has to be an "emergency" going on. Some sort of "career" threatening dilemma to tard cum the gullible paypigs with.

Every emergency v-log video is copy-and-paste the same as the previous one.

1. "I didn't want to have to make this video".
2. The "emergency".
3. Blaming everyone but himself for it.
4. "I'm going to lose my car".
5. "I'm going to lose my house".
6. "Soulmaid will lose job"
7. "I'm going to be literally out on the street"
8. Angrily address question about going back to connecticut.
9. "I don't know what else to do guys *SNORT*".
10. "A dollar a month!"
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At this point he probably has a flowchart written for this exact type of video. Somewhere under his "lies to remember" section
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Everybody who makes videos clicked a few times on their own videos, not necessarily on purpose. For example links to YouTube comments will send you right to your auto played video.

I don't know the exact khaaaantext and what Dave exactly said, so just to make the circle round:
In your video options you can set the type of ad, it's also possible his MCN gave him some informations.
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I was just poking fun at Dave's claim that he literally never watches any of his videos on YouTube and how Leanna would threaten to make Dave watch his own videos as a punishment. I wasn't trying to say anything like, 'Hey, report this sack of shit for fraudulently inflating his views by watching his own videos and get his AdSense account banned!' I was making a joke that he must be in really dire straights to be viewing his own videos, but I think I forgot to actually make the joke.
I think earlier this summer when he was Tweeting about how he was watching his 'History of Street Fighter: DSP Cheeses the AI Edition' videos is the only time I've ever heard of him actually watching his own cahntent. He knows how bad it is.
 
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Commander Keen said:
C’mon, Phil, the “I am the 99%” ship sailed long ago. Occupy Wall Street failed and now people laugh at morons who still use “99%” and “1%” unironically.
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Also, he's in the 1%. "According to the Global Rich List, a website that brings awareness to worldwide income disparities, an income of $32,400 a year will allow you to make the cut."
 
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