The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Bob Page]

Resident Evil 4?

Wrong.

Diablo?

Right.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Wrong.

Damn.

Guy goes to semi-popular vacation spot only to run into bad weather.

 

[Overcast]

Damn.

Guy goes to semi-popular vacation spot only to run into bad weather.

Dead Island?

Here's mine:

You're both a blank slate and someone who has a backstory.

 

[Wärring Ornac]

A church near a small village is filled with eldritch horrors and a former mad ruler.

Chrono Trigger?

You're both a blank slate and someone who has a backstory.

Hollow Knight?

 

[UnclePhil]

A young girl learns about football and corruption.

A young boy learns how to avoid failure.

Nobody pays enough goddamn taxes.

 

[jewelry investor]

Teenager says "why" once.

Black guy goes full circle.

Some guy asks people to do something on an island.

 

[Bob Page]

A cyborg mercenary moonlights as a blender.

 

[Overcast]

Hollow Knight?

No.

Hint #2:

You were many people, but you were also always the same person.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

No.

Hint #2:

You were many people, but you were also always the same person.

Planescape Torment

 

[Overcast]

Planescape Torment

Yup.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Dead Island?

Nope.

 

[Red Hood]

Guy goes to semi-popular vacation spot only to run into bad weather.

Silent Hill?

Some guy asks people to do something on an island.

Metal Gear Solid

 

[jewelry investor]

Metal Gear Solid

nope

 

[Sigma]

Avoid being furry: the game

 

[Toolchain]

A nerd gets stuck in a maze

Chip's Challenge...?

 

[OhGoy]

Infinite being overrated is such a popular opinion that it's hard to say it's overrated.

nigga it's got a 10/10 review score on steam

it's overrated

also, was i right or not?

 

[Red Hood]

nigga it's got a 10/10 review score on steam

it's overrated

also, was i right or not?

Overrated by critics =/= overrated by the general populace. you'll find plenty of people that flat out hate it.

Anyway, I like it. And as MovieBob taught me my opinion is the only one that manners and all that disagree are obsolete wasteland ghouls.

 

[Vault Boy]

• Three friends steal some shit.
• Explore an underwater ruin to find a girl.
• Search for a bunch of keys in an old mansion.
• Be a lab rat for advanced technology.
• Explore the past while being in the present.
• Wake up to deal with uninvited guests.

 

[Red Hood]

• Three friends steal some shit.
• Explore an underwater ruin to find a girl.
• Search for a bunch of keys in an old mansion.
• Be a lab rat for advanced technology.
• Explore the past while being in the present.
• Wake up to deal with uninvited guests.

Lets see...
Uncharted
Bioshock 2
Resident Evil
Portal
AssCreed
Blood

How'd I do?

 

[The Last Stand]

xplore an underwater ruin to find a girl.

Bioshock?

Search for a bunch of keys in an old mansion.

Resident Evil?

The place where everybody has fucked your mom.