Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

All is not quiet around the Spud Cave:
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Note the use of plural pronouns and "trannies".

Yeah toren, he's really going to be offended seeing the idiotic name you gave your network. Also, stop projecting yours and Phil's delusional anxieties onto your neighbor. It's you two that think people are spying on you and it's you two who think the farms is going to invade your shitbag hovel.
 
I don't know. Part of me utterly hates that these goofs are subsidized by taxpayers, but on the other hand they may be too deranged to work in the private sector. Perhaps some gubmint social worker gig or nonprofit shit.

Just let 'em starve and leave the bodies out in the street. Good deterrent towards this behavior from others in thr future.

I hope he and Phil get raped and murdered by a schizophrenic who suffers from disturbing delusions, because they couldn't stop taunting him and triggering his paranoia.

But John Bulla sexually of godly fucks lives in Florida . . .
 
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It would be hilarious if the vodka goblin is the one who gets both him and Phil killed by stalking and harassing a schizophrenic who is already afraid of their harassment.

Or got them evicted from their apartment because they're harassing another tenant who has probably been there longer and takes better care of his apartment.
 
Gang let's ALL be honest here, no real adult surfs for fresh WiFi and sees something aimed at them and goes "oh fucking fuck they ARE sending trans-holograms through my cable box". 2 14 year old Edgelords stinking up a hovel sans air conditioning and foodstuffs.
 
"Tranarchist" isn't something that everyone would get. Why didn't he name it "Transsexual Anarchist" like a normal functioning adult? Or is it Toren also a special kid who thinks his made up words are immediately accepted by society?
 
Just a thought, Toren, but if you believe that a secret organization of Trolls and harassers is stalking you and means to do you harm, is posting the name of your wifi network on Twitter REALLY such a good idea? Please keep in mind that you claim to already have been hacked once.

Now go run along and change your SSID to something less idiotic like a good boy.
 
Gang let's ALL be honest here, no real adult surfs for fresh WiFi and sees something aimed at them and goes "oh fucking fuck they ARE sending trans-holograms through my cable box". 2 14 year old Edgelords stinking up a hovel sans air conditioning and foodstuffs.
On the other hand, a schizophrenic suffering from severe paranoid delusions might leap to all sorts of conclusions . Phil’s getting a baseball bat to the stinkditch next time he goes on Antifa patrol (i.e. Toren kicks him out so he can masturbate in peace).
"Tranarchist" isn't something that everyone would get. Why didn't he name it "Transsexual Anarchist" like a normal functioning adult? Or is it Toren also a special kid who thinks his made up words are immediately accepted by society?
Toren doesn’t interact with the real world much and actively avoids anyone who disagrees with him. He probably thinks his autistic terminology makes as much sense to everyone else as it does to him.

Which is weird, it’s not as if being trans and being an anarchist are a good match. Who will provide the tardbux when the state is smashed? Who will provide the WiFi in order to antagonise the mentally ill?
 
On the other hand, a schizophrenic suffering from severe paranoid delusions might leap to all sorts of conclusions . Phil’s getting a baseball bat to the stinkditch next time he goes on Antifa patrol (i.e. Toren kicks him out so he can masturbate in peace).

Toren doesn’t interact with the real world much and actively avoids anyone who disagrees with him. He probably thinks his autistic terminology makes as much sense to everyone else as it does to him.

Which is weird, it’s not as if being trans and being an anarchist are a good match. Who will provide the tardbux when the state is smashed? Who will provide the WiFi in order to antagonise the mentally ill?
Who will provide the hormones, once the medical corporations are smashed also?

I'm sure anarchists make great chemists in the same way black people make great farmers in South Africa.
 
Just a thought, Toren, but if you believe that a secret organization of Trolls and harassers is stalking you and means to do you harm, is posting the name of your wifi network on Twitter REALLY such a good idea? Please keep in mind that you claim to already have been hacked once.

Now go run along and change your SSID to something less idiotic like a good boy.

Right??? He postures and pretends to be tough, but just like Phil he completely forgets his lies about being hacked. I wonder if he knows or how he feels about people being able to park outside his apartment and leech off their WiFi???
 
Toren doesn’t interact with the real world much and actively avoids anyone who disagrees with him. He probably thinks his autistic terminology makes as much sense to everyone else as it does to him.

The same goes for Phil, tbh, and most SJWs. They can't seem to comprehend that outside of their severely sheltered hitbox, most people don't know (or more importantly care) about "migroaggressions," "cultural appropriation," "problematic language," "call out culture" and "transmisogynists." The problem with buzzwords is that only people who are actually invested in them have any idea what they mean. The rest of the world just carries on as usual.
 
The same goes for Phil, tbh, and most SJWs. They can't seem to comprehend that outside of their severely sheltered hitbox, most people don't know (or more importantly care) about "migroaggressions," "cultural appropriation," "problematic language," "call out culture" and "transmisogynists." The problem with buzzwords is that only people who are actually invested in them have any idea what they mean. The rest of the world just carries on as usual.

Or gleefully and mercilessly ridicule them and their asinine ideology, websites like Kiwi Farms and television shows/video games like South Park for example.

And if the government is disestablished and there is no more tugboat, then who will pay for Slingblade's vodka? Who will pay for Phil's tard scribbles to be permanently inked into his pig flesh? I don't think they've thought this whole "tranarchist" thing through.
 
Or gleefully and mercilessly ridicule them and their asinine ideology, websites like Kiwi Farms and television shows/video games like South Park for example.

And if the government is disestablished and there is no more tugboat, then who will pay for Slingblade's vodka? Who will pay for Phil's tard scribbles to be permanently inked into his pig flesh? I don't think they've thought this whole "tranarchist" thing through.

If we ever do go full anarchist, getting rid of the troon tugboat is the first thing we do.

And maybe just stop there to watch for a while.
 
Or gleefully and mercilessly ridicule them and their asinine ideology, websites like Kiwi Farms and television shows/video games like South Park for example.

And if the government is disestablished and there is no more tugboat, then who will pay for Slingblade's vodka? Who will pay for Phil's tard scribbles to be permanently inked into his pig flesh? I don't think they've thought this whole "tranarchist" thing through.
Hey now, tranny anarchists like Phil work harder than anybody to smash the system...
Their reproductive system.
 
Or gleefully and mercilessly ridicule them and their asinine ideology, websites like Kiwi Farms and television shows/video games like South Park for example.

And if the government is disestablished and there is no more tugboat, then who will pay for Slingblade's vodka? Who will pay for Phil's tard scribbles to be permanently inked into his pig flesh? I don't think they've thought this whole "tranarchist" thing through.

Neither of them really think anything through. Just like when toren said that he had his new SSID named to something about trannies or something thinking that would scare the neighbor they're no doubt hareassing. Thing is thought, torens already claimed to have been hacked, so why would he be publicly publishing his SSID??? Either for attention (most likely), because said hack never happened and he flipped out because he saw another MAC address in the wireless list, which was probably Phil's, or they forgot.
 
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Hey now, tranny anarchists like Phil work harder than anybody to smash the system...
Their reproductive system.

That's the one positive from this tranny nonsense (aside from the humor and entertainment from schadenfreude); that most of these rejects will never breed and their defective genes and toxic ideology will die with them. And many of them don't take care of themselves, do drugs, are morbidly obese, drink heavily...so they'll likely die off sooner rather than later. And once this tranny fad passes and people see how ridiculous it is then there won't be any more troons humping the identity politics line.

Neither of them really think anything through. Just like when toren said that he had his new SSID named to something about trannies or something thinking that would scare the neighbor they're no doubt hareassing. Thing is thought, torens already claimed to have been hacked, so why would he be publicly publishing his SSID??? Either for attention (most likely), because said hack never happened and he flipped out because he saw another MAC address in the wireless list, which was probably Phil's, or they forgot.

One of the most hilariously ridiculous things about Phil and Slingblade is how they think they are somehow scary or intimidating to people. It obviously a coping mechanism. They are both weak, cowardly, have no control over their lives or influence over anyone. They are completely at the mercy of the world around them and their meager tugboats. They're also both clearly insecure. So they comfort themselves with lies about being "super scawy tranarchist souper sowldurs" because to them the comforting delusions are better than admitting the truth to themselves; that they are fat, powerless, chicken-shit losers. Also, I'd like to point out that the desire to be intimidating to the people around you is a very masculine desire. Most real women don't go around hoping people are afraid of them.
 
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Most real women don't go around hoping people are afraid of them.

But then again, Phil (even though he had his tiny house cat dick surgically removed and replaced by a trench that is no doubt rotting from the inside out (which mind you, Phil probably feels the pain of his flesh decaying but believes it to be 100% normal and part of the healing process)) and slingblade (who probably has his dick, and debates every night whether to chop it off himself because it would get him attention and asspats, plus a raging infection because everyone knows the first thing he will do is attempt to finger that festering wound) aren't anything close to a noal woman now are they??? You know, sometimes I wonder if you went up to Phil and said that you'd give him 1.5 million dollars to detransition, I wonder if he would throw everything away and confirm that the life he's lived since leaving his mommy's house has all been a lie, and then I remember, of course he would, he's a selfish asshole. Same goes for toren, and especially Chris.
 
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