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This has always been what bothers me most about him. He can't ever just be honest. What's stopping him from talking to Wings privately. Maybe he is worried about being "bullied" or having the piss taken out of him. Why not tell him this privately? Why the whole "I didn't get an email dood"?

He doesn't need to make it public he could just talk to him privately. Say he doesn't want to do whatever for whatever reason and that's that. Now he's coming off like a pussy again.

He doesn't need to collab if he doesn't want to. Just be honest. This was a little funny when it was just starting while he played games. When I thought he was acting. Now it's a blatant and horrible character flaw amongst many more.


Yet again ‘it’s not my fault’. Not his fault LTG didn’t agree to his terms. Not his fault that Wings’ email landed in his spam. If it’s lost in his spam there is ZERO stopping him hitting Wings up saying hey missed your email, whaddup.

The ego on this guy that people have to come to him before he’ll even entertain the notion of then making up a bullshit excuse that rids himself of any blame. He doesn’t want to collab, sticks barriers up to put people off, then blames the other party for it not happening. He HAS to be the victim even when there’s no victim.
 
So I ended up watching his latest street fighter V gameplay and it’s just comically sad

He does nothing but shit on the game and say that there’s other fighters that are way better right now....but doesn’t list any, or more importantly, PLAY any. Like come on dave, who you trying to kid, you shit on every fighter you play now, and if you aren’t shitting on the fighter itself you shit on its net code instead

Like, all of my friends play league of legends, I can’t fucking stand the game. You know what I don’t do? Play league of legends....crazy concept I know. Maybe don’t play a game you hate so much, especially since you claim there’s better alternatives

It’s also pretty comical to hear him say how safe all the characters moves are and it’s all safe patterns...when the game is heavily criticized for lacking defense options and moves being very risky due to crush counters.

Also he’s talking about moves in sfv being safe when in 4 you could actually make any move safe with a focus cancel lmao, but he shit on 4 as well and called that shit the worst street fighter, so whatever
I really liked him saying "I wasn't doing anything" when "counter" is popping up on the screen showing that he was, in fact, attacking. I mean you want proof that Phil is full of shit in all of his game complaints it's right there clear as day on screen. What an insane ego this guy has that he has to lie about getting countered and pretend that he was blocking the whole time.
 
I’d actually be VERY interested in seeing this.

To be honest, I've never heard him talk about any expense that was totally outlandish. The closest he came (in my opinion) was when that sewer bill from the CT condo association came up (the one that was supposedly like $300 to fix it or something). Otherwise, every bill he lists is shit that 99% of people deal with in part or in full. Mortgage (2x for Phil's 2 swank condos and includes property tax and homeowners insurance), car payment, utilities, food, health insurance, money he should be setting aside for taxes, credit debt (from credit cards and "business loans"), and the games he buys. He hasn't had to buy any new gaming systems in a couple of years (Switch being the most recent new one he bought--PS4 Pro doesn't count since it's an unncessary "upgrade"), and he hasn't purchased any new streaming equipment in years.

If Phil's really having trouble keeping up, it's because he's just shit with money. With as much as he makes, he should be able to handle his bills easily, put some money away as a buffer for slower months, and still be able to build a retirement nest egg.
 
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This has always been what bothers me most about him. He can't ever just be honest. What's stopping him from talking to Wings privately. Maybe he is worried about being "bullied" or having the piss taken out of him. Why not tell him this privately?
Because he's a coward before anything else. On top of his insane pride and ego, all of Phil's actions stem from fear and paranoia. Being honest now means admitting to himself that he messes up things regularly and means giving Wings, a complete stranger, info that could be used to criticize him despite Wings, or anyone else, likely not really caring about Phil's minor fuckups.
 
This page is very helpful. Pulling in DSPGaming's views and leaving the other stuff as is, it gives a monthly income of ~$1500, which is in the ballpark of what an average of $1-$2 CPM gives as well, so I'm feeling much better about it now. Thanks.



Rest assured I don't take Phil at his exact word. But because he doesn't do well at keeping a continuous lie, it's usually possible to put up bounds on things like this. Take, for instance, his early statements on his back state taxes. He would never give an exact amount, but he would say things like "it's not more then $10k". Okay, cool. So let's assume he's exaggerating (Phil? Never!) and cut it in half to $5k. All of a sudden, we get $5000 spread over ~2.5 years (this was 2014-2016), and we could take the highest possible business tax rate of 1.5% and back out ($5000 / 0.015 = $333,333 taxable income) that Phil was roughly making $100k+ in 2014-2016, even as he was crying poor then. Taken alone, that's flimsy at best, but when you look at his income from 2017 that was worked out, it came out to around $100k (minimum) as well. Since there were demonstrable changes that resulted in a drop in his income (losing Machinima, for instance), we can infer things about his previous income.

TL;DR: You're right, but there are, to use Phil's terminology, nuggets of truth contained within.

I was commenting on the people speaking about his CPM claims as if they were fact.
 
Because he's a coward before anything else. On top of his insane pride and ego, all of Phil's actions stem from fear and paranoia. Being honest now means admitting to himself that he messes up things regularly and means giving Wings, a complete stranger, info that could be used to criticize him despite Wings, or anyone else, likely not really caring about Phil's minor fuckups.

Yeah, I just wish something new would happen. We've kinda been stuck in this cycle for years. You'd think at some point he'd at least try something different. Instead he'll just ignore Wings till he disappears and then later act like he made the decision. It's impressive how many opportunities and people he's willing to let walk away from him

TBH, I don't even feel sorry for him anymore. This is completely in his control, I have to assume that he's always been afraid of people. Which is probably why he sucks at entertaining them.
 
Because he's a coward before anything else. On top of his insane pride and ego, all of Phil's actions stem from fear and paranoia. Being honest now means admitting to himself that he messes up things regularly and means giving Wings, a complete stranger, info that could be used to criticize him despite Wings, or anyone else, likely not really caring about Phil's minor fuckups.
Not to mention that Wings gets trolled far harder than Dave ever does. All Dave has to put up with usually are troll cheers (which benefit him more than the idiots who cheer him), whilst Wings gets frequently team killed in Siege and stream sniped in his FPS PVP games, among other things.
 
saying "it went to my spam folder, email me again" is like saying "i dropped your envelope on the floor and i'm too lazy to pick it up, can you mail another?"

Worse than that. The second email will almost certainly go into the spam folder as well, unless you tell your email system the first email was not spam.

So it's more like your secretary has filed it to be thrown away, so instead of telling your secretary to give you the letter, you tell the guy sending the email to send another so the secretary will put it in the junk file again...
 
Phil's mods are MIA so he's moderating chat himself during the pre-stream. It's going about as well as you would expect.

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Update: oh boy

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Edit: at about 5 minutes in Phil talks about his little joystick business. And he hems and haws saying that he lost interest in it and that's why he stopped doing it.


What Phil, John and Howard were doing was actually illegal. You cannot use copyrighted images and sell that shit on a joystick or anything else. And he was making videos showing them "Build" the sticks when in actuality they bought Mad Catz sticks and just slipped in whatever custom (copyrighted) artwork a customer wanted and ship that out.
 
GirlonDuty commented in chat that people keep whispering her. If you're doing this, I sincerely doubt it'll work, but it will feed into Phil's victim narrative, so knock it off. I am curious as to why she is here. She stated in stream chat that she is here to watch some Dark Souls, but that's the most transparent excuse possible - nobody watches Phil when they want some quality gameplay. No streamer I have ever watched seems to have Twitch staff circling so consistently.

Phil just repeated the lie that he hasn't received an email from Wings - "Oh well". Several people in chat commented that he should email Wings and Phil ignored that, pinpointing a random question that Yusuke asked instead. I guess he's pulling his weight as a new mod, creating smokescreens. Swagginz said Phil doesn't have to email Wings because 'he isn't the one that wants to do it.' Yes Fagginz, that's the point. Your boss has no balls and can't say he doesn't want to do it because that would shit on his busted narrative, so he's lying and these people who cling to a modicum of intelligence are rightly calling him out on this nonsense. Phil, meanwhile, clings to a story that would only have dubiously worked in 1998 when the AOL servers were acting up, claiming there is 'nothing he could do' in spite of there being a million smarter options (including the truth). Just like always.

UPDATE: Swagginz is really, really on board with the stream growth and narrative that Phil takes fan feedback. Quality mod.
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I am curious as to why she is here. She stated in stream chat that she is here to watch some Dark Souls, but that's the most transparent excuse possible - nobody watches Phil when they want some quality gameplay. No streamer I have ever watched seems to have Twitch staff circling so consistently.

She's followed Phil on Twitch for nearly two years, so I'm guessing she's a legit fan.
 
Is Dave going to play Smash when it comes out? Or will it be the new Monster Hunter where he refuses to play the biggest release of the year (one of them anyway) in the middle of DA HARDCORE GAMING SEASON because he's double buttmad about getting rekt AND making no adbux from it.
He probably will play it, play through each game mode once, only pick kirby/bowser and do only down-b, and quit the game after a 3 weeks tops. Will probably only do 4 ffa online, and never do 1v1 online because he just has no fucking idea what to do in smash bros at all.
 
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