Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I was trying to lead into paraphrasing the note passed around during the movie:

We are so lucky to have MovieBob back at the Escapist.
Now we have the pleasure of hearing that tub of lard's hot takes all day long.
If I was him I'd walk my fat ass into oncoming traffic.

Come on, you know the other staff are passing that note around.
I didn't know it was a reference. I assumed it was something from a film or TV. I was trying to make the joke that, aside from the Moviebob comparisons, an overweight wrestler in a gaudy purple outfit could describe Jim Sterling. I fucked up.

Apparently Paul Feig was rumored to be in talks to direct GotG3. Seeing how Bob white-knighted Ghosbusters 2016, I wonder how he would take this.
Kind of a smart move from the far-left. If they get a director that is all but guaranteed to fail, this allows them to have it both ways. If it fails, it can be blamed on the lack of JamesGunn and the "misogynerds" that didn't like Ghostbusters 2016. If it's a success, Paul Feig is vindicated and Disney gets to pat itself on the back.
 
Bob doean't seem to get that Burt Reynolds wasn't a parody of anything. A big part of his appeal was that the charm was the real deal and he with Burt you get what you see.

Can hardcore postmodernists even understand honesty?
Plus, Paul Feig will do whatever Disney and Marvel tell him to do.
The best thing they could tell him is not to put Melissa McCarthy in the movie.
 
He has a point, any algorithm that pushes Moviebob is horribly flawed.
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Peppermint, now playing at a theater near you.
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I think you're grating, but you don't hear me complain about it.
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"I'm from Boston, I fight."
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Hilariously Bob fails to realize which side of the “show/not show” divide he would land on should the public become aware of how vile his actual world views are. Notice how he is reporting that account for linking to his twisted Nazi final solutions?
 
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White knighting Cory Booker.
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Y'know, you can't mock people if they've pissed you off countless times before.
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And the movie that'll hopefully replace #RehireJamesGunn.
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MovieBob reviews should just be called, "MovieBob misses the point." That's all the thumb does anyways.

I was about to go into a spergish diatribe on how he completely misses the point (and intellectual reputation) of the Federalist Society, then I read your post and remembered how much I'd be wasting my time. Can he have the fucking infarc already?
 
White knighting Cory Booker.
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"Pass the frozen peas"
What?
I get that he's trying to make another fascist jab at free speech but that phrase makes no sense, even by Bob standards.
Did the diabetes rot his brain finally?
 
"Pass the frozen peas"
What?
I get that he's trying to make another fascist jab at free speech but that phrase makes no sense, even by Bob standards.
Did the diabetes rot his brain finally?

He's implying that Ben Shapiro got such a bad smackdown that he needs to nurse the bruise with a bag of frozen peas, like you do with a black eye or whatnot.

That this did not actually happen is of no consequence.
 
I honestly wonder why folks at the conventions where Bob is at don't go to finally be able to pin his fat ass with questions he can't weasel out of?

Because security would pull them out of the stand once he does and state no comment about it. The fat bastard never goes to enemy territory without a back up covering his fat ass
 
He's implying that Ben Shapiro got such a bad smackdown that he needs to nurse the bruise with a bag of frozen peas, like you do with a black eye or whatnot.

That this did not actually happen is of no consequence.
There's also an incident where Orson Welles flew off the handle recording a commercial about Frozen Peas, but I can't imagine how that links up with what Bob said. Still, that's where my mind went.
 
Bob doean't seem to get that Burt Reynolds wasn't a parody of anything. A big part of his appeal was that the charm was the real deal and he with Burt you get what you see.

Can hardcore postmodernists even understand honesty?

The best thing they could tell him is not to put Melissa McCarthy in the movie.

In the world of Leftist Twitter, nothing is genuine except for anger. These are the same idiots who glorify Chuck Tingle, everything is sarcastic praise or ironic arms-length acceptance. They think Burt Reynolds was a parody, and you'll notice how that's how they engage with all forms of masculinity. To them every mustache is a "porn stache." God damn I'm getting all riled up just imagining their shitty takes on everything, you probably know 3 people like this in your everyday lives.
 
SJW like Bob have absolutely no sense of humor and can't take criticism so they can't understand when dudes like Burt Reynolds who was the epitome of cool in the 70's and the biggest box office star for 5 years could also years later when his career was waning could make fun of it. But no it had to be a statement on their past career instead of a guy who loved his career and could laugh at himself too.
 
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