Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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It begins. He didn't have a lot of people on his early morning stream so I want some bets as to how many he'll lose during/straight after the Jim stream.
 
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That Dumb Derp said:
You generally have a decent point here, I'll give you that. However, I would still like to point out that Donald Trump made incestual comments about Ivanka, his "grab them by the pussy" comment... and half of his twitter feed.

On the other side of the coin, we have Hillary Clinton laughing about a pedophile she helped keep free and making a speech that could be construed as calling black people "super predators
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Literally all of those things were taken wildly out of context and some were even purposefully crafted like "super predators." It's not comparable to some wanabe memelord. You are also missing the insane connections and wealth these people have.
 
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This dumb motherfucker is seriously delusional. Sargon shows when Jim pulls up Sargon's "pan-european politics" discord messages and accuses him of being a power hungry egotist and it seems like Sargon cannot comprehend what is wrong with them. Instead he says "I am not in any danger, your words don't apply to me". He is either wearing horse blinders and being borderline autistic or he is actively lying to cover up the cringey shit he wrote in discord by acting autistic (classic skeptic tactic).
 
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That Dumb Derp said:
Everyone's kinda fucking stupid in this situation to be perfectly honest. Sargon comes off as more stupid currently because he doesn't have good dirt on Jim, and he's letting the afterglow of being in the EU Parliment inflate his ego.

However, we still can't forget that Jim isn't entirely free from his own brand of stupidity, but before I get into that I would like to say that Metokur is generally at his best as an outsider. As in, his videos are better when he's an outsider looking in, but exceptions are made if he's actually looking at a genuinely deranged individual or group.... or that Guy with the Glasses. But when his content starts shifting into actually petty drama, it becomes his weakest videos. The Kraut and Tea saga is the best example, as the initial "hey look at this dumbass trying to dox alt-righters and begging for academics!" was quite insightful and showcased a true hypocrite, but just... dragged... on.

That said, both Sargon and Jim have inflated egos, but there's a difference. Sargon thinks he's too big to fail, acts like he's too big to fail, and gets lambasted for it. Jim, however, thinks he's too big to fail, acts like he's too big to fail because he only takes on easy targets (like Sargon) and keeps a nice, lovely echo chamber of fans willing to bow down to him. It also doesn't help that Jim's stance on trying to actually get things done is "you're a fucking faggot if you try", unless talking about pedophiles and mocking school shooters out of shooting up schools.

But you know what? On a mostly unrelated note, it's fucking rich of TL;DR to essentially become Sargon's strawman of Metokur's idea of politictians. Seriously, has TL;DR not seen how bafflingly stupid a large chunk of politicians in the real world are? Have we already forgotten Article 11 and 13 not only exist, but have a chance of being signed into law? Have we already forgotten how Ajit Pai and his corporate cronies helped sign into law the crawling demise of the internet as used by the general public? Have we actually forgotten that not only has a literal reality TV show host found his way to the presidency, but in peak horseshoe, the Left has seriously considered Mark Zuckerburg and Oprah as 2020 Democrat candidates? Granted, a decent chunk are "actually smart" or "actually competent", but it's still mostly braindead idiocy.

Apologies if that seemed "spergy", but this was just all around embarassing.
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I mean, you're wrong, but I don't really want to do do a line by line. He doesn't think trying to change things is dumb, he thinks that being a talking avatar who talks about "white niggers" and says shit like "I wouldn't even rape you" is dumb, because it is. You take his statements as absolutes, when he is specifically referring to morons on YouTube. Jfc, he made an entire video over the crooks at the Minnesota DFL, WP lying about the Michelle Fields "assault," Dalhousie University, Peeple, throttling by YouTube and Twitter, so don't give me that bullshit, it's a factually incorrect statement that he opposes "getting shit done." Just because he doesn't actually get involved in politics proper or address the issues that you want him to address doesn't mean he thinks that anyone trying to "get shit done" is a faggot.

Also, your punching down argument is retarded, he hasn't been btfo because he makes solid arguments and doesn't wave his bullshit in front of people's noses for them to pounce on, not because he only punches down.

People voted for Trump because he is a billionaire that was a totally unrepentant prick, not because he was a TV show host.

Horseshoe is a dumb fucking theory, yeah, Trump, the dude who backed out of the Paris Accords, got NATO to actually help with collective defense, and cut taxes has so much in common with people who collectively want stronger gun control or outright bans, tax hikes to pay for socialized medicine, lax immigration or outright open borders, and support Black Lives Matter. Real similar.

Basically, you are very wrong and also a jackass.
 
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MidUSA said:
Fuck 2017 man.

He's STILL running with it!

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spvcxghxztpvrrp said:
"Kekistan" could not look more like the most unfunny faggot posers if they tried.
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The whole pepe/kekistan thing is shameful. They took some pretty funny memes and raped them to death. After they died they continued fucking the cold corpse and eventually ended up skinning them. Now, they're running around wearing the rotting skin of those memes.
 
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It must be sad to be as old as sargon and to hold onto petty drama like he does

Like there never has been a man who tries some incredibly false allegation over someone being with a younger mate that wasn't just the most hurt, jealous individual you could possibly imagine. And all the while Carl does this while squelching anyone from telling him what a teenage schoolgirl he's behaving like.

Like seriously Carl you're a grown man and you can't even handle banter from some randos telling you how fat you look in a suit. Like one day your stepdaughter is gonna grow up and find out all this information, and its gonna stay registered in the back of her memory banks. And in the future you'll give her a call and be like, "hey sweetie how is everything?" And she'll be like, "oh it's fine haha you're so caring," but in the back of her head she's like "ohhh man this guy's a fucking faggot"

That's gonna be you sargon
 
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Derp Potato said:
I was wondering when Jim would do a series solely on Sargon. He's likely had content built around Sargon for awhile now.

Thank you, Sargon, you ill-fitting suit wearing fuck. Shit like this makes Jim perform at his best and I look forward to the many lulz that will come of this.

OT: Do people/groups forget that Jim doesn't really solely on YouTube gibs? He doesn't beg on a (known) GFM, doesn't have a Patreon that I know of, etc etc. He does this for the lulz while the AdSense and super chats are just a bonus.
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Btw Metokur does have a patreon but he isn't "DONATE TO MY PATREON SO WE CAN SAVE THE WEST" just "Sure just donate"
His tier description are the best in all of patreon tbh
 
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nyess said:
It must be sad to be as old as sargon and to hold onto petty drama like he does

Like there never has been a man who tries some incredibly false allegation over someone being with a younger mate that wasn't just the most hurt, jealous individual you could possibly imagine. And all the while Carl does this while squelching anyone from telling him what a teenage schoolgirl he's behaving like.

Like seriously Carl you're a grown man and you can't even handle banter from some randos telling you how fat you look in a suit. Like one day your stepdaughter is gonna grow up and find out all this information, and its gonna stay registered in the back of her memory banks. And in the future you'll give her a call and be like, "hey sweetie how is everything?" And she'll be like, "oh it's fine haha you're so caring," but in the back of her head she's like "ohhh man this guy's a fucking faggot"

That's gonna be you sargon
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It makes sense that he is mad jelous. Remember, his wife already had a kid before/while they met. Jim is chad in this situation and Sargon, the totally uncucked, probably has always had a problem with chad as he never ever got to be him
 
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"Jim, you're grooming children lol"

I can't wait to see Jim's reaction to that.

BUT, I'll give Sargon this. He brought up a nice couple of interesting things about Jim that I'm genuinely interested to see Jim react to. And on top of that, we're getting more Jim stuff.
 
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MidUSA said:
Fuck 2017 man.

He's STILL running with it!

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http://archive.is/Cx11k

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http://archive.is/JQE6b
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Spooky said:
The whole pepe/kekistan thing is shameful. They took some pretty funny memes and raped them to death. After they died they continued fucking the cold corpse and eventually ended up skinning them. Now, they're running around wearing the rotting skin of those memes.
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It still amazes me that people in the current year are still holding onto Kekistan, I didn't know Sargon still was though. It's just depressing
 
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