Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[EH 110]

Has she ever gained this fast, this continuously and this relentlessly before? I know she's lazier than ever, got even less motivation, doing even less than ever before but I'm really starting to wonder if she's absolutely given up.

She was in the 400 pound range forever. She admitted to being 500 pounds less than 6 months ago, and she's currently over 540. At this rate, 600 pounds is only a handful of months away. The reason she's not filming that much right now is because she's too busy stuffing her face.

 

[Hrothgar]

Here is one of her masterpieces, you can send my three figures to the charity of your choice. This is from the vlog "Reading from My Journals" of July 26, 2018. Despite the title, she did not actually read anything from her journals, but she did have a page in one journal written on it, and I took a screenshot. It is very anaphoric:

"Creating My Own Story (See the World)" seems to be the title, although I call it "Amberlynn's Impossible Dreams"

I want to see the world. I want to swim in the water of Bora Bora. I want to pick up a rock located near the Grand Canyon. I want to drive across the Golden Gate Bridge again. I want to kiss as the ball drops above me on New Year's Eve. I want to waste money on Las Vegas slot machines. I want to ride on a real train. I want to visit every state and take a piece of it with me. I want to visit other countries and see other cultures. I want to break free from these ways. I want to create my own story and not have anything hold me back....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBqOJVpnmw4&t=1s

The response to pretty much all of those things is "No, you're too fat." Of course it's things outside of your control holding you back, Big AL. Of course it is.

 

[easyaf]

I don't think it even computes to her how the 89 elbees she holds up for herself (and others), the most successful she has ever been on any weight loss endeavor in her life, is now almost what she would have to lose just to get back down to 469. Which for a long time she considered her highest ever weight. God Damn.

 

[FitBitch]

I'm guessing you mean this?

As hilarious as her proportions ate here, at least she looks like she practiced self-care and seemed happy. I'm sure getting kicked out as a teenager did a number on her but she might have had a chance. She reconciled with her family, had a job, paid her portion of rent, had friends, wasn't as fat. If she got therapy she could have been decently adjusted.

I know quitting her job made her complicit in her demise but think of where she might be if Amber never rolled into her life... (the same place she was before Amber rolled in bit it seemed like enough for her.)

I don't think it even computes to her how the 89 elbees she holds up for herself (and others), the most successful she has ever been on any weight loss endeavor in her life, is now almost what she would have to lose just to get back down to 469. Which for a long time she considered her highest ever weight. God Damn.

She's said before she thinks overall she's lost 1000 pounds in her lifetime. Too bad taking a shit before stepping on the scale to show .8 pounds of loss doesn't lead to cumulative results.
Edit: spelling

 

[Long time lurker]

Has she ever gained this fast, this continuously and this relentlessly before? I know she's lazier than ever, got even less motivation, doing even less than ever before but I'm really starting to wonder if she's absolutely given up.

I know we all speculate about Becky ditching her, but I think Becky either loves her, persuaded herself she does, or has decided to settle. But I don't think Albert is happy at all, yet has boxed herself into a desperate situation. I really don't mean this just to be unkind but Becky is very, very boring - we laugh at Big Al ignoring her or eye-fucking herself when Becky's talking but I think she gets jumpy in dual videos because she knows Becky will just ramble on, it won't be funny or interesting, she'll never get to the point and Amber's right about that. Its like she's signalling "hurry up or shut up." The only thing she gets wrong is that SHE is just as mind-bendingly tedious, but in a different way. Destiny could be funny with chippy little comments or oddities, but have any of you ever sniggered over anything Becky says?

I've already said my bit on this whole set of vids Becky has made and I think it served a number of purposes. And now the like ratio has changed, Amber can use that to take charge of the channel and chip Becky out - she won't have liked Becky constantly getting praise in the comments so tested it out with the expected results which I'm sure she'll let Becky know, which will make Becky retreat from the camera in every way (except the back of her head when she's chauffering AL.) I could be totally wrong, but I'm getting distinct resentment vibes from AL - she's absolutely stuck, they have no common interests, she's outside the clique with things like films and games, there are no other friends and they spend every waking hour together. Anyone whose been in that situation whether with partners, housemates, whatever, knows that edge-of-your-teeth feeling as previously tiny annoyances drive you utterly round the bend.

And she's too massive to do anything about it unless she can snag another sped and hitch on to their life but that's way harder now than it was last time. Everything from her attitude, her interactions with Becky, her depresshuns, the boredom - eating out is possibly the only bearable thing left where she can almost ignore the fact she's doing so with someone she's utterly bored with. You can be far more lonely when surrounded by people than you are alone...

Dunno. Tinfoil, I know. But that's what I picked up from their last snore-fest together - boredom, annoyance and resentment. But if only part of that is correct, what the hell can she do about it? Cos I can't see any way out. She's eaten her way out of any agency in her own life.

Other thunks - how the HELL can she get into the back seat of the car? I know there's room to spread once she's squished all her lumpage in there, but those size cars have a smaller area to actually get in to the back. Is Becks greasing her up and dropping her through the sun roof? A vuhlooorg of our gorl getting in the car would be fascinating!

More than ever the saying "be careful what you wish for" is appropriate. For a few months I kept on reminding people who felt sorry for Becky that this is the life she wanted. The same is true for Amber - she wanted a girlfriend she could control completely, so they would only do what Amber wanted, and here we are.

She's probably more bored than she ever was in her life so far because she chose to move in with a person who has no common interests with her, so she eats. She doesn't get outside stimuli since she worked so hard to break up the relationship Becky had with Rafe and Hannah, leading to no social interactions, which makes her even more bored and she eats to have something to do.
Because there is no reason to get out of the house - other than to eat - she's moving less, which leads to her gaining faster. Due to no outside influence other than the people she's paying to like her, she only goes out to do "fun" things, like eating and no one she has contact with has the courage to say no when she chooses to go to the Cheesecake Factory yet again.

So, although it's mind boggling, she is gaining faster than she ever has because Amber successfully managed to shun all the "mean" people from her life - Kasey's mom, who told her to go to college, Krystle's parents, who put her on a diet and paid for a personal trainer, Destiny's friends who wanted to do stuff other than go out to eat, and Becky's only two friends, who probably had interests other than when the food is coming.

I also think that at some level both of them know that what they have isn't a real relationship. I don't think either will try to break it up, though. At least not yet. If there is a rock bottom for Amber (and Becky) it's so further down a dark hole, it can't be seen.

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

I want to see the world. I want to swim in the water of Bora Bora. I want to pick up a rock located near the Grand Canyon. I want to drive across the Golden Gate Bridge again. I want to kiss as the ball drops above me on New Year's Eve. I want to waste money on Las Vegas slot machines. I want to ride on a real train. I want to visit every state and take a piece of it with me. I want to visit other countries and see other cultures. I want to break free from these ways. I want to create my own story and not have anything hold me back....[/FONT]

If she weren't such a delusional narcissist she would have written:

I want cuts to heal in days as opposed to months. I want Blake Lively to realize she's into morbidly obese hicks since Becky's just a placeholder. I want a huge hole to open in the Earth and for Dana, Zach, Cxnt, Pam and Michael to fall in it. I want the pre-amputation neuropathy in my feet to go away. I want perfume to hide the corpse odor of my lymphedema. I want a YouTube and GrubHub merger to streamline the money-food exchange process...

 

[a834604]

I tried to shoop away the fat girl angle, Becky more likely looked something like this.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I know everyone's different, but I think what will break them will be that steady build up of minor irritations until one or the other gets to the point that they can't hear that whiny tone, that stupid laugh, that unbearable sniff - whatever tiny thing it is - one more time. I think most people by the time they're nearing thirty have had one of those relationships, and neither Amber nor Becky have any idea of how to express their frustrations healthily. Amber is incredibly clingy and those are the fuckers you just CANNOT get rid of - every attempt ends up in them talking about their favourite thing, themselves, until you resort to screeching FUCK OFF whilst throwing pans at them. (Clanger's Guide to Healthy, Loving Relationships, Chapter 10, page 329.)

Ultimately that's what fucked over Amber with Destiny. She took her for granted, (watching that appalling presents fiasco now is very revealing - Amber has no interest in what Destiny is saying, cuts her off with a bored "yeah" and continually pulls back to herself - what she bought, why she likes it. Even when she asks D what her favourite thing is, she negates the answer in favour of HER favourite. Then shows the amazing gift of poo bags so D can clear up after her own dog, despite her being home all day. That video is truly revealing for the microcosm of Amber's world and expanse of her ego) didn't listen, pushed her own agenda and yes, Dustin found someone else. But the final nail was D coming home to whining and demands for attention until wounded AL snivelled "do you want to break up with me?" and Dustin flat out said "YES!" Dustin isn't unkind and I think she would - and probably did - try to let AL down gently but she got nagged into a corner.

Its also worth remembering that AL fawns on her previous ex. She doesn't value them whilst she has them, but wants them back when they've gone. There are a ton of instances of her treating Dustin with all the indifference she shows Becky, but her ego was wounded when D, who AL palpably thought was beneath her, slipped the noose. I don't think she really wanted Destiny either, she just wants a) the life back and b) the ego-balm of not being dumped unceremoniously by the girl who should have been locked down. Its not so much Albert wanting Destiny, more being outraged that D doesn't want her.

If Becky ever gets her shit together and does dump AL, Destiny will be as forgotten as Krystle is now and Becky will become the love-bomb target. It's almost like the golden-child thing with narc parents, except with exes.

Blether yak witter - its cos I actually watched that crimbo vid all the way through for the first time a couple of weeks ago and picked up all sorts of little tells. I shuts up now, honest.

(Edited 4,000 times because today wordage is the hard.)

 

[DrPhilth]

can we assume ALR has stopped talking to her therapist*?

*ther-app-ist?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Speaking of tiny things that tip people over the edge, which of our gorl's many, many irritating characteristics would do it for you? Not the obvious stuff, the teeth-gritting do-that-again-and-I-will-fucking-STAB-you (Er....I can't be the only one, can I?)

I have a long list, but top is probably the way she says "and." I've never heard any American snuffle out "eeeeayurnd" down their nose the way she does eeeeayurnd it drives me round the bend. I know its petty, but its often the petty stuff that counts.

 

[DrPhilth]

Speaking of tiny things that tip people over the edge, which of our gorl's many, many irritating characteristics would do it for you? Not the obvious stuff, the teeth-gritting do-that-again-and-I-will-fucking-STAB-you (Er....I can't be the only one, can I?)

I have a long list, but top is probably the way she says "and." I've never heard any American snuffle out "eeeeayurnd" down their nose the way she does eeeeayurnd it drives me round the bend.

i absolutely cannot STAND how distracted and tangenty she gets about things that do. not. matter.
honestly makes me rage quit so many videos.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Here is one of her masterpieces, you can send my three figures to the charity of your choice. This is from the vlog "Reading from My Journals" of July 26, 2018. Despite the title, she did not actually read anything from her journals, but she did have a page in one journal written on it, and I took a screenshot. It is very anaphoric:

"Creating My Own Story (See the World)" seems to be the title, although I call it "Amberlynn's Impossible Dreams"

I want to see the world. I want to swim in the water of Bora Bora. I want to pick up a rock located near the Grand Canyon. I want to drive across the Golden Gate Bridge again. I want to kiss as the ball drops above me on New Year's Eve. I want to waste money on Las Vegas slot machines. I want to ride on a real train. I want to visit every state and take a piece of it with me. I want to visit other countries and see other cultures. I want to break free from these ways. I want to create my own story and not have anything hold me back....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBqOJVpnmw4&t=1s

It was 11 degrees on New Years Eve in Times Square this last NYE with a windchill of something like -7. They expected around 1 million people and saw 2 million instead with thousands of cops patrolling. You can't just walk up to Times Square on NYE and expect to get in. People start camping out in line early in the morning or even the night before (barricades are put up for people wanting to view the ball drop to line up but Times Square itself is open until the afternoon) and once you're in, you're in. You're corralled into pens where you have to stand, not sit, for hours upon hours. You aren't allowed to leave to eat or go to the bathroom - most people wear diapers and bring snacks - because you won't be allowed back into your spot if you do.

There's no way in hell she will ever be able to see the ball drop. She can't stand for that long or go without eating 'real' food that long. I'm sure the diaper would be a non-issue since she uses dainty Poise pads anyway but I don't think winter clothes would even adequately fit her to keep her warm. The only way she stands a hell of a chance at going to Times Square on NYE is if she lucks into a spot with the disabled viewers but even then the idea of her trying to waddle onto a train or cram herself into a cab is hilarious and unrealistic.

Keep dreaming, Amber.

 

[Twinkie]

Diapers? That whole description sounds like a horrible experience for idiots.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Diapers? That whole description sounds like a horrible experience for idiots.

Diapers. I thought it was just a bad joke at first but people really do fly in from all over the world to stand in a pen in the cold and piss themselves for hours. Finding a warm bar with drink specials (or some bars charge $15-25 for a bottle of champagne) and watching the ball drop on TV is a much wiser choice.

 

[sperginity]

Speaking of tiny things that tip people over the edge, which of our gorl's many, many irritating characteristics would do it for you? Not the obvious stuff, the teeth-gritting do-that-again-and-I-will-fucking-STAB-you (Er....I can't be the only one, can I?)

I have a long list, but top is probably the way she says "and." I've never heard any American snuffle out "eeeeayurnd" down their nose the way she does eeeeayurnd it drives me round the bend. I know its petty, but its often the petty stuff that counts.

Saying "Obviously" so god damn often when it's totally unnecessary. It's condescending.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@sperginity I think when she says "obviously" it means the next statement is likely a lie. "OBviously I shower every day," "Obviously I take my pets to the vet," "Obviously I know how to lose weight."

Yep. Liduhrally obviously.

 

[Whatthefuck]

@sperginity I think when she says "obviously" it means the next statement is likely a lie. "OBviously I shower every day," "Obviously I take my pets to the vet," "Obviously I know how to lose weight."

Yep. Liduhrally obviously.

It's kind of like when she does that shrill giggle thing. Or says, "just ask _______". Or basically whenever her mouth is open.

 

[Strine]

which of our gorl's many, many irritating characteristics would do it for you?

I was going to say "eeeen", as in wrideeeen, eadeeeen and cookeeeeen, but then I remembered she probably smells like a dumpster full of yeast, so I'm going with that.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

So "obviously" is the verbal equivalent of the laugh-crying emoji? Because fuck knows THAT signifies a lahh.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@Strine I'd guess the general honk probably counts as "the big things" along with the lyeeen, eateeeen and other immediate answers. So you can have that AND the eeeeeeeeeeen because yes, it is fuckeeeeeen annoyeeeeeeeen.