Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Don't forget she's been on youtube since like 2011. She's had a ton of exposure and there's over 1,500 videos to work with.

True, but her videos don't have much replay value. It's not like someone who posts how-to videos or tech reviews or prank vids or something else that remains useful or funny for years. Her old videos are useful only to make funny compilation videos with. The total number of views for each really don't move much a few days after they are uploaded. Unless one is specifically curious about the details of Amberlynn and Destiny's relationship or something, there is little to draw in a new viewer. Her big draw has always been "what is gonna happen next?" If nothing is uploaded, that question goes unanswered and then there is no draw.
 
I'm not saying Amber has ever produced quality content. I'm saying that having an old channel with so many videos (and the type YT finds to be advertiser-friendly) helps boost her in youtube's algorithim, which broadens her reach.
 
So, what she really wants is to find a way to lose weight that does not involve giving up all-you-can-eat buffets, daily Cheesecake Factory, multiple Taco Bell runs in a day, bedtime Peanut Butter Cups, pints of Baskin Robbins, et. al. She wants to lose weight only if she can keep eating like she has been
I totally agree. People who get WLS that alters the stomach are all trying to stop eating so much. But some people get a duodenal switch surgery instead, which only affects the small intestine and severely limits absorption. It has a way higher death rate, but most patients eat like truckers and cannot get super obese again if they tried. she's gonna die soon anyway, so it's not such a bad deal for really hopeless cases like AL. Not a lot of surgeons do it, but it might be her only real option since she doesn't want to stop bingeing.
 
So has anyone else noticed Becky looks identical to Chris griffin?
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True, but her videos don't have much replay value. It's not like someone who posts how-to videos or tech reviews or prank vids or something else that remains useful or funny for years. Her old videos are useful only to make funny compilation videos with.
A lot of her sit down videos where she's not cackling or screeching make for nice background noise while cleaning or doing other chores, and they're good for a laugh when you already know how badly her plans are going to turn out.
 
I agree that she wants to jump to being thin because she assumes she will be as happy as all the girls she sees online and out in the world. But since she's never been a healthy weight in her entire life, she doesn't realize that it won't be the magic thing that makes her happy. She will hate herself just as much even if she could snap her fingers and be skinny tomorrow.
 
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Amber retweeted this last night. I can't imagine she gives a shit about John and Yoko or anything they stood for (except perhaps their infamous 2-week long "bed-in for peace" which is the kind of protest our gorl can get behind) so I can only assume she tweeted this is a metaphor for her love of Orange Chicken.
"There's no reason on Earth why I should be alone without Orange Chicken".
I can't imagine being with someone constantly, especially a 600 lb screaming toddler that needs to "feed the binge monster". Becky really needs to get her shit together and leave
 
Being huge is a shield for Amber. It's allowed her to create this parasitical lifestyle, to take no accountability, to remain in a state of arrested development where all adulting is done by others even down to the basic maintenance of her pets. Then it gives her an out for all those who are revolted by her manipulative, solipsistic and bone-idle personality - Amber doesn't have to face any of her very unpleasant character flaws; she has the perfect opt-out "they hate me because I'm fat."

Amber is the type of stupid that thinks its clever and she is prone to magical thinking. She envisages thin, successful, adored ALR whereas reality is she'd be just as despised, just as stunted. Her version of thin Amber isn't anything to do with what would actually happen if she dropped 400+ lbs overnight - her skeleton won't recover, she'll have tons of excess droopy skin, her lymph system is damaged. She'll always have the droopy, downturned face of the megafats, these things are permanent. And she won't have the sparkling, Trasha Payme YT funded reality lifestyle which, to her, is the epitome of class because outside the trainwreck, who is going to watch her fiddle with hideous plastic jewellery, read from barely literate journals or endure the Thumb's relentless stories? Amongst everything else, they are both very, very boring.

Amber's problem is Amber. Her size is the least of it, really.
 
So AL tweeted this today. Thought it was interesting that she didn't actually deny it or use her usual laughing emoji deflection.View attachment 543238
But I don't know, maybe it's the fact that there's been no weigh in after explicitly promising to be accountable, Eric's food orgy/shopeeen Lexington birthday extravaganza, the failed-and-forgotten 2000 step plan, or the deep-fried sushi platter she posted this weekend. Or perhaps it's the fact that in her latest vlog she's somehow gained another chin and her pants are so overburdened they are actually see-through now.

Also, (apologies if this is :late:, it may have been mentioned in another thread but I don't see it here) I believe Michael Lawrence deduced this by looking at her myfitnesspal tracker. It says she has 341 elbees to go in order to reach her goal- which has always been the elusive "199 lbs".
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One last thing of note, she's removed bolth her SW and CW on her CurvyCaloriess IG. Not a good sign, if she had lost even a single ounce she'd be screeching that shit from the rooftops.

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It’s obvious that if she removed it that she has a new starting weight. It’s going to be a doozy.

She asks "what makes you think I am 60 from 600?" as if it were an absurd statement, so far off the mark as to be ridiculous. However, she admitted on video to being 531 at the end of August, which is 69 from 600. Even if the guy is wrong about 541, we're talking only 10 pounds out of 531, or an error of less than 2%. Either way, she can end up 6 feet under.

She doesn’t say “no”, and the way she asks makes me think that it may be less than 60lbs away from 600.

I predicted when she was actually doing weigh ins and gaining at the beginning of the year that with her rate of gaining it would be around mid-October for 600lbs. I am now thinking that she is right on course.
 
Amber's been busy on Twitter, retweeting support for her Orange Chicken video and defending herself. Meanwhile, the dislikes on that video are at 4.8k, a new record for her.
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She's not backing down, and per usual completely missing the point. People aren't saying a fat person can't make jokes, you dipshit, they're saying they are irritated that you're choosing to make this asinine shit sassing the haydurs instead of doing what you promised and holding yourself accountable by doing weigh-ins.

I personally love this drama though. And I found it hilarious that in one of her clapbacks she accidentally called her eating disorder an "earring disorder". Which she also clearly has.
 
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Amber's been busy on Twitter, retweeting support for her Orange Chicken video and defending herself. Meanwhile, the dislikes on that video are at 4.8k, a new record for her.
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She's not backing down, and per usual completely missing the point. People aren't saying a fat person can't make jokes, you dipshit, they're saying they are irritated that you're choosing to make this asanine shit sassing the haydurs instead of doing what you promised and holding yourself accountable by doing weigh-ins.

I personally love this drama though. And I found it hilarious that in one of her clapbacks she accidentally called her her eating disorder an "earring disorder". Which she also clearly has.

Well, I guess it should come as no surprise that she is exceptional.

She doesn't get that the haydurs weren't offended by her psychotic video. The haydurs long ago learned to shrug their shoulders and roll their eyes at her idiocy.

The people who were most offended, judging from the comments, are the people who really were in her corner. The ones who told her they supported her despite all the nasty comments around them. The ones who battle their own weight issues and see something of themselves in Amberlynn. The "real" supporters that she pays lip service to whenever she disses the audience ("oh, I don't mean my real supporters") They took offense at the video because they saw it as mocking them and their efforts as well as making a mockery of Amberlynn's own rapid decline.

So far, she actually has lost subscribers due to this little stunt. She lost only a net total of 9 today, but she consistently adds 130+ a day and never has come close to a net loss of subscribers in a day. This isn't enough to do permanent damage, but it depends how she handles it from here. If she pisses off the "real" supporters again, she might actually see a bigger decline. Not appearing in up-to-date videos regularly will not help her subscriber count either. Bigger channels than hers have fallen apart due to the same things; pissing off devoted viewers and not delivering promised videos. It would be interesting if she had to cope with a decline in viewership. I wonder what wacky stunt she would do to bring them back?
 
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"One food" Fucks sake this cunt is really off the rails.
Lest we forget, in Amber's exceptional mind she doesn't see those excursions to the CF as contributing in any way to her being morbidly obese. Because after all, as she so elequently stated on ask.fm, "140 lb people also eat Orange Chicken".
Checkmate, haydurs.
 
Amber's been busy on Twitter, retweeting support for her Orange Chicken video and defending herself. Meanwhile, the dislikes on that video are at 4.8k, a new record for her.
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She's not backing down, and per usual completely missing the point. People aren't saying a fat person can't make jokes, you dipshit, they're saying they are irritated that you're choosing to make this asinine shit sassing the haydurs instead of doing what you promised and holding yourself accountable by doing weigh-ins.

I personally love this drama though. And I found it hilarious that in one of her clapbacks she accidentally called her eating disorder an "earring disorder". Which she also clearly has.

She‘s setting all new Lows with her YouTube channel and all new Highs with her weight ‘loss’.

I think it should be the opposite.
 
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