NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

The more these people scream and whine and treat fictional examples of sexual harassment as if these were exactly the same as real life situations, the more they prove that all they care for is feeling good about themselves. Not for real victims who may (GASP) tell them to not make their situation all about their virtue signalling.
 
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Y I K E S

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vg24-valkyria-chronicles-4’s-sexual-harassment-problem-is-unacceptable-in-2018-read-op.70827/

(This doesn't even begin to cover all the extreme :autism: I've seen in small doses in the last few weeks, but I don't want to stare into the abyss for too long)

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I love it when they ban someone for "disparaging journalism" or something similar. Like politicians and celebrities, journalists should never be above criticism. Especially in Current Year.
 
I bought Valkyrie Chronicles 4 and Raz (butt grabber guy) is portrayed as a sexist douch no one likes. I'm only an hour in a half and two missions in but Raz has already been chewed out by his female CO twice for being a dick and in both missions the squad was saved when a strong female character came to the rescue, sniper chick (mission 1) and demolitions chick (mission two)

There's a lot of girl power in this game. It's hardly sexist.
 
I bought Valkyrie Chronicles 4 and Raz (butt grabber guy) is portrayed as a sexist douch no one likes. I'm only an hour in a half and two missions in but Raz has already been chewed out by his female CO twice for being a dick and in both missions the squad was saved when a strong female character came to the rescue, sniper chick (mission 1) and demolitions chick (mission two)

There's a lot of girl power in this game. It's hardly sexist.
Uhhh girl power? Female character? It's extremely sexist to have those things in a video game, there should only be women with penises.
 
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https://www.resetera.com/threads/vg24-valkyria-chronicles-4’s-sexual-harassment-problem-is-unacceptable-in-2018-read-op.70827/

(This doesn't even begin to cover all the extreme :autism: I've seen in small doses in the last few weeks, but I don't want to stare into the abyss for too long)

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So much "duration pending". I guess they think that looks better than a sea of "permanent".

The minor inconsistencies in ban messages (7 days, a week, 1 week) are more offensive than anything those posters have said.
 
So much "duration pending". I guess they think that looks better than a sea of "permanent".

The minor inconsistencies in ban messages (7 days, a week, 1 week) are more offensive than anything those posters have said.
Consistency? Surely you jest.

I've seen fucking MUDs run with more professionalism than this dumpster fire.
 
I bought Valkyrie Chronicles 4 and Raz (butt grabber guy) is portrayed as a sexist douch no one likes. I'm only an hour in a half and two missions in but Raz has already been chewed out by his female CO twice for being a dick and in both missions the squad was saved when a strong female character came to the rescue, sniper chick (mission 1) and demolitions chick (mission two)

There's a lot of girl power in this game. It's hardly sexist.
Are you downplaying sexism??

That’s a ban!
 
I bought Valkyrie Chronicles 4 and Raz (butt grabber guy) is portrayed as a sexist douch no one likes. I'm only an hour in a half and two missions in but Raz has already been chewed out by his female CO twice for being a dick and in both missions the squad was saved when a strong female character came to the rescue, sniper chick (mission 1) and demolitions chick (mission two)

There's a lot of girl power in this game. It's hardly sexist.
Wow, it's almost like they haven't even played the game.
 
So much "duration pending". I guess they think that looks better than a sea of "permanent".

The minor inconsistencies in ban messages (7 days, a week, 1 week) are more offensive than anything those posters have said.
I mentioned this before. They do it every time. Even several ban messages of the same general category will have different wording on that site, let alone the duration info.

And nail on the head, "duration pending" at this point is just their way of saying "perma'd" without actually saying it. Because if they had a fucking sea of "permanent" bans it would look so much worse for their website. Which is FUCKING weird because they seem to go out of their way to show how god awful that forum is in the first place, so I just don't understand why they even bother with this small, so blatantly transparent level of damage control. It makes no sense and only makes them look WORSE, amazingly enough.

They truly have turned setting oneself on fire into an artform.
 
The minor inconsistencies in ban messages (7 days, a week, 1 week) are more offensive than anything those posters have said.
I mentioned this before. They do it every time. Even several ban messages of the same general category will have different wording on that site, let alone the duration info.
Do you think we could train a TensorFlow model to recognise lexico-stylistic patterns and cross-reference them to ban messages to learn who issued which ban? :thinking:
 
And nail on the head, "duration pending" at this point is just their way of saying "perma'd" without actually saying it.
@CrunkLord420 How hard would it be to check if people who have "duration pending" bans ever come back? Can your bot scrape the "view user's last posts" page or the equivalent?
 
Alot of them play games on easy to bum rush them and "having good feelings" ( https://www.resetera.com/threads/i’m-like-80-done-with-spider-man-ps4-i’ve-been-playing-it-on-easy.70906/ )
And then you have gems of autism like this

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I’ve got a launch PS4 (like 2013 launch, not late 2016 Pro “launch”). Earlier this year it was sounding like a hair dryer, and would shut itself down from heat pretty quick if I didn’t have another fan on it. Opened it up, scooped out the clumps of dust, new thermal paste and its quiet as it ever was. What kind of crust bunker does this simpering bitch live in, and when will he learn to operate a screwdriver?
 
I’ve got a launch PS4 (like 2013 launch, not late 2016 Pro “launch”). Earlier this year it was sounding like a hair dryer, and would shut itself down from heat pretty quick if I didn’t have another fan on it. Opened it up, scooped out the clumps of dust, new thermal paste and its quiet as it ever was. What kind of crust bunker does this simpering bitch live in, and when will he learn to operate a screwdriver?
I have a launch PS4 and a PS4 Pro and the guy has a point - the Pro is embarrassingly loud.
 
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