Dutch Angel Dragons

I went through this whole thread.


Dysnomia said:
I thought the pronouns and the fact that they cannot yiff would be my favorite part. But then I saw the autistic guidelines for muzzle markings.:lol:

But I did see this:
http://www.dutchangeldragons.com/design-guidelines

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So it looks like while they can't shapeshift the can possess. So if they possess a horse they can have horse sex. Something tells me Telephone is obsessed with horses.

If they have no digestive track why do they have teeth?
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...they are useful in arts and crafts...
More seriously, they are self-defence.


Jungle Princess said:
Has Telephone explained how angel dragons reproduce without genitals?
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...Jewish physics?


lonesome said:
Here's what I want to know: Given the crazy-ass mythology surrounding the super special muzzle rings, can one of these things even be Jewish?

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Every day, you see Christian converts from native religions, and, in turn, former Christians. A Dutch Angel Dragon converting from Dutch Angel Dragon mythology to Judaism is completely plausible.
...though there is still ethnic Judaism.


Flareon said:
All these costumes are supposed to be the same species..?
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From what I see, the blue-brown-white one is actually a bird.


PeenusButter said:
Hilariously enough the person who owns the Kestrel suit, TwilightSaint, is famous for her previous acts of tracing artwork and reselling it. She used to make little shoulder puppets as well but now just overprices her copy paste artwork for all these dutch dragons. Say what you will but if your art is either adorable or painterly, even if it's the same picture over and over again, dutch angel dragons will buy it up like crazed fangirls over beiber.

Here's that lovely source to the Artist Beware on her. Sadly I can't find the artwork tracing page on her anymore, seeing as it was about five years ago when I saw it. Maybe one of you guys can dig more up but for me I'll show you what I found.

https://artists-beware.livejournal.com/tag/artist-twilightsaint

As you can see by at least one of her little "bewares" she even stole the shoulder puppets from another company who makes them with no shame at all in her doing so. One of them has just plain ugly artwork and horrible personality that shines through in her rude mannerisms and horrible attitude toward her customer base. Even years ago when I was looking at her stuff with interest her artwork was just plain ugly to me. It's trying too hard but at the same time falls really short in the worst ways.
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Haime‽ I am a fan of her... and saw her grow artistically... but I did not know how bad her art was in reality, much less her heavy faults in customer satisfaction, people skills, theft, what have you!
Thank you!


Steve Winwood said:
All I can think of is a fool and xir's money are soon parted.
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That was a clever update to the original quote, honestly.


Yes Man said:
DADs are weird and pointless, one dimensional things created by taking every trait a furry stereotypically finds cute and throwing it together into a fluffy biological disaster. Nothing about them has been thought out, the antlers, the tiny wings, the corgi legs, it's just sensationalized cutesy aesthetics and people eat it up. They're like, a trope, rather than a conceptual species, and I hate that.
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I am surprised that she could write elaborate lore and exacting rules regarding anatomy yet still make a mess.


Yes Man said:
All that aside though, I have to say I've literally not once in my entire life seen a DAD oc that has a decent color scheme. All of them are jarring and hard to look at, it's like they've all been specifically designed with the unspoken rule of making it as ugly as all fuck and I don't understand why.
Don't you think someone with some semblance of credibility with design and color schemes would be interested in these things? No? Probably not? Yes Man's expectations are too optimistic for the furry fandom?
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...challenge accepted.
 
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Woomy said:
I know the horses is dead .I just thought i would sucked to have your memorial to be a fluffy dragon species that can't even have the same of closed to the some muzzle band that your owner has . But thats probably just me
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What?
 
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Someone was commissioned to draw porn of one of these things and now people are harassing them for it.

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Their efforts are doomed, and it's fucking hilarious.

You can't force people not to draw smut of something on FurAffinity.

You can certainly label it noncanon, but you are never going to fucking control the Furfag desire to draw porn of it.
 
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Got2Hands said:
Someone was commissioned to draw porn of one of these things and now people are harassing them for it.

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Do they honestly think an artist is going to look up the specific rules for some random original species on the off chance the furry porn they're being paid to draw would be "disrespectful"?
 
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