My experience with Christian (featuring a new original art piece)

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I'd never known anyone who could keep grudges as strongly and passionately as Chris does, and my grandparents have spent over twenty years not speaking to some of their former friends.
 
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Given the many "subtle" jabs at The Coward in the picture and elsewhere (I love the "Troll Face" and Chris's weird fixation on it), I think Chris insists on referring to him as "Mr. Smith" because he really, really wishes he could have doxxed him and gotten away with it.

But really, that picture is brilliant. When you give Chris any length of rope, he always manages to magically make it long enough to hang himself with.
 
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Kaiser Carranza said:
My inner Freud's having a field day with Sonichu's bent ears.
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They're bent because Chris is trying to show Sonichu is unhappy, like an animal flattening their ears back when they're angry or afraid. Except Chris doesn't know how they work so they just look broken or floppy.

Just noting that because I remember drawing animal ears doing that exact same thing when I was a kid.

Or he's unwittingly referencing his horrible bent duck.
 
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It always amazes me what lengths Chris will go for petty revenge. He could have avoided all of it if he had just handled the situation maturely and did his job but in the end he just makes more work for himself to right the wrongs he creates... and in the process, creates more problems for himself just so he can have the last word, always missing the point.

It's truly glorious.

The Coward said:
Brace yourself, Fellas, there's an apology video coming.
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Oh boy! A video where he apologizes for all the trouble he caused you while demonizing you at the same time. Just like the good old days.
 
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I'm usually pretty sympathetic to Chris (at least in comparison to most posters on this website) but I'd be just as frustrated as you, The Coward.

Chris doesn't seem to understand that his art work has no real value, and any purchase is basically a trinket that has been exchanged for a charitable donation. Like in Middle Eastern countries where crippled beggars sell little packets of Kleenex tissues for much more than their true value.

He should be incredibly grateful. Instead, his attitude here is fucking extraordinary, as if he's charging a bargain price for his worthless, talentless garbage. I don't want to see Chris suffer, but I would like to see him wake up to the realities of this arrangement. Although he thinks that mowing the lawn and taking out garbage are herculean tests of will and strength that no one should be subjected to, so I guess he's never going to understand the nature of reality until he does suffer further.
 
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WilhelmIIofPrussia said:
Not even then. He does not learn, end of. Suffering sometimes makes him crazier (e.g. Megan, Snyder).
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Yeah, you're right. And as we can see, to him an ebay dispute (or, indeed, any type of dispute against him) is just bullying. So I suppose he'll never learn no matter what misfortunes befall him.
 
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Centipede said:
I've got butterflies in my stomach. The idea of a new, proper Chris video after all these years is just too much to bear.
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Well, there was "I love you Catherine" a few weeks ago.
P-Logic said:
Yeah, you're right. And as we can see, to him an ebay dispute (or, indeed, any type of dispute against him) is just bullying. So I suppose he'll never learn no matter what misfortunes befall him.
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He'll never learn why he gets in trouble. But maybe if enough customers complain enough, he'll learn how to keep his money from getting locked, anyway.
 
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Do you think he'll ever learn that people buy his artwork for a joke or out of charity rather than a genuine appreciation for it?
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He's aware that's the case with a lot of people, but he doesn't think about it too much. He probably just thinks he's got a number of trolls and a number of fans buying his stuff, so just to keep feeling good, he doesn't bother to think about what the actual ratio is.
 
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Marvin said:
He's aware that's the case with a lot of people, but he doesn't think about it too much. He probably just thinks he's got a number of trolls and a number of fans buying his stuff, so just to keep feeling good, he doesn't bother to think about what the actual ratio is.
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Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it boild down to: Every female-sounding name must be a fan and every male-sounding name must be troll, with only a few exceptions.

Also I would love to see a discussion between the Coward and Chris where the Coward says he wants Sonichu to give a thumbs up and say something nice to his comic-self. I mean, when you think about this particular gem:
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By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist.
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It would be hilarious reading Chris reasoning why Sonichu would never say something nice to the Coward since he was as mad at him as Chris or something.
 
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