My experience with Christian (featuring a new original art piece)

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Stud2Stud said:
Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it boild down to: Every female-sounding name must be a fan and every male-sounding name must be troll, with only a few exceptions.
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Well, he loves his fans, regardless of gender. When he rants on "Brassieres for males", he points out what he thinks are bad aspects of men, like how he thinks they're showoffs. I think it's more likely he just thinks his male fans fit his idea of what an acceptable man should be.
Stud2Stud said:
Also I would love to see a discussion between the Coward and Chris where the Coward says he wants Sonichu to give a thumbs up and say something nice to his comic-self. I mean, when you think about this particular gem:

It would be hilarious reading Chris reasoning why Sonichu would never say something nice to the Coward since he was as mad at him as Chris or something.
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Alec and I talk about this sometimes. Like remember when Chris rescued Asperchu as "Mitch"? What if Alec then brought Mitch into his comic, had Asperchu and Mitch interact and clearly showed that the two were actually different characters? Would Chris try to refute that? What would that mean in Chris' head-canon? God, Chris' beliefs are like a cargo cult, but with sonic and TV cliches.
 
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P-Logic said:
Chris doesn't seem to understand that his art work has no real value, and any purchase is basically a trinket that has been exchanged for a charitable donation. Like in Middle Eastern countries where crippled beggars sell little packets of Kleenex tissues for much more than their true value.
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I don't think that is the motivation of most buyers. Not that they think the art is good, but they think it is hilariously bad and tied to CWC and all of the hilarity that surrounds him. I think most are willing to pay that money because that is how much they value it, so in its own way the art does have real value.

Actually, I think Chris thinks of the eBay business too much like a charity. He has made all kinds of posts saying "we really need the money". If he had more of a sense of it as a business, he might have responded to these situations by launching new products instead of begging, which would have been more productive.

Stud2Stud said:
It would be hilarious reading Chris reasoning why Sonichu would never say something nice to the Coward since he was as mad at him as Chris or something.
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Chris might have more difficulty having Sonichu be insincerely nice to the Coward than he would being insincerely nice himself. Sonichu compromising his integrity or his love of CWC would be a huge blow to Chris.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
So, Chris really doesn't understand that Mike Snyder got what he wanted? He sued Chris to cover his medical damages, not just to take money in general. And he got his medical damages.
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It's interesting to see just how far Chris will reach in order to claim victory (or at least deny defeat). He got arrested, successfully sued, and restraining order'd, but somehow Snyder is the one who lost because what happened was obviously a grand-plot to trick Chris into running him over in order to collect cash and fabulous prizes. He also went out of business ...years after the fact, but it seems that Chris is somehow considering this as a personal victory that was directly tied to Chris's initial "victory" of ...not being rich.

He believes what he wants to believe, and continues to pay the price for it.
 
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Some JERK said:
It's interesting to see just how far Chris will reach in order to claim victory (or at least deny defeat). He got arrested, successfully sued, and restraining order'd, but somehow Snyder is the one who lost because what happened was obviously a grand-plot to trick Chris into running him over in order to collect cash and fabulous prizes. He also went out of business ...years after the fact, but it seems that Chris is somehow considering this as a personal victory that was directly tied to Chris's initial "victory" of ...not being rich.

He believes what he wants to believe, and continues to pay the price for it.
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I think that has to do with the Church of the Ursine Deity. Chris believes in karma, particularly for those who don't please him and various curses and hexes he can put on people. So if anything bad ever happens to Snyder, or Megan, or MLW, or Mimms and Lucas, or any of the trolls, Chris feels his beliefs are vindicated. Actually, that should read "if Chris believes anything bad happens". For all we know (I think) Snyder closed the business quite willingly and moved on to something else.

That belief system has advantages for Chris. He has so many enemies, and he requires so little to claim a victory, that his beliefs are frequently vindicated. Remember how you stubbed your toe last week after spending a few minutes on CWCki forums? That was GodBear.
 
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timtommy said:
I think most are willing to pay that money because that is how much they value it, so in its own way the art does have real value.
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It has subjective value but not real value. It's more like a parent valuing a drawing that a small child did. It doesn't have any actual value as a piece of art.
 
Some JERK said:
It's interesting to see just how far Chris will reach in order to claim victory (or at least deny defeat). He got arrested, successfully sued, and restraining order'd, but somehow Snyder is the one who lost because what happened was obviously a grand-plot to trick Chris into running him over in order to collect cash and fabulous prizes. He also went out of business ...years after the fact, but it seems that Chris is somehow considering this as a personal victory that was directly tied to Chris's initial "victory" of ...not being rich.
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It's just so weird. It's like Chris is going "Joke's on you, we're too poor to give you any money!" What especially irritates me is how lenient Snyder was during all of this, but how does Chris thank him? Inventing some scheme on Snyders part and accusing him of being at fault for a SERIOUS CRIME Chris commited.
Chris is always quick to point out just what a nice kind of guy he is, someone who will forgive and forget... but when someone (who's never harmed him) actually does something nice in his favor, Chris just outright spits the guy in his face.
On an unrelated note, I would bet a great number of dollars that Chris thinks Snyder went out of business due to his Lego-figure being shaken in a jar with the bitch and the witch.
Marvin said:
Well, he loves his fans, regardless of gender. When he rants on "Brassieres for males", he points out what he thinks are bad aspects of men, like how he thinks they're showoffs. I think it's more likely he just thinks his male fans fit his idea of what an acceptable man should be.
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Which is kind of a nice idea. Misguided but it's kind of nice to see Chris giving someone the benefit of the doubt, so to speak.
Marvin said:
Alec and I talk about this sometimes. Like remember when Chris rescued Asperchu as "Mitch"? What if Alec then brought Mitch into his comic, had Asperchu and Mitch interact and clearly showed that the two were actually different characters? Would Chris try to refute that? What would that mean in Chris' head-canon? God, Chris' beliefs are like a cargo cult, but with sonic and TV cliches.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he would just declare Asperchu some sort of dimension-traveling Bizarro-Mitch and send him back to his plane of existence or something. Essentially, I imagine something along the lines of "So Asperchu was sent back into his dimension, cured of his Aspergers and the link between the two worlds was sealed, never to be opened. So there."
Alec managed to pry open Chris' world in a way never seen before (or since, for obvious reasons) and that lead to a lot of possibilities to get at Chris from different angles and make him challenge his world-views. It's a shame the aforementioned situation didn't happen, since the result would have been interesting, I am sure.



timtommy said:
I think that has to do with the Church of the Ursine Deity. Chris believes in karma, particularly for those who don't please him and various curses and hexes he can put on people. So if anything bad ever happens to Snyder, or Megan, or MLW, or Mimms and Lucas, or any of the trolls, Chris feels his beliefs are vindicated. Actually, that should read "if Chris believes anything bad happens". For all we know (I think) Snyder closed the business quite willingly and moved on to something else.

That belief system has advantages for Chris. He has so many enemies, and he requires so little to claim a victory, that his beliefs are frequently vindicated. Remember how you stubbed your toe last week after spending a few minutes on CWCki forums? That was GodBear.
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In that regard, it would be fascinating to see people (whom Chris has a grudge on) succeeding in their life. Like Mimms winning the lottery, Megan being happily married to a rich guy and also having a daughter, MLW being honored for her work as dean of PVCC...
I'd just love to see Chris react to such things.
 
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Stud2Stud said:
In that regard, it would be fascinating to see people (whom Chris has a grudge on) succeeding in their life. Like Mimms winning the lottery, Megan being happily married to a rich guy and also having a daughter, MLW being honored for her work as dean of PVCC...
I'd just love to see Chris react to such things.
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He would be bitter and outraged. But then if he found that on the day Mimms won the lottery he had a slight headache he would feel vindicated.

On the other hand, if one of those people were paralyzed in a car crash but had a few friends rallying around them he would feel vindicated by the car crash but bitter and outraged about the friends.

No victory is too small, but no victory is sufficient.
 
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CatParty said:
Where have you been?
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2014-oct-4-i-love-you-catherine.5153/

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/yt-11-05-13-lego-manchester-high-video.2352/
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The Catherine video I forgot about, but I think most of Chris's videos that have been leaked/posted over the past couple of years have been relatively boring. The Lego Manchester High School video was just several minutes of Chris talking about a lego model he made, and even that was posted nearly a year ago: assuming this apology video ever gets posted, it'll be nice to see "old school" grumpy Chris again.
 
Marvin said:
Well no, let me rephrase, he loves the people who buy his crap, which are fans enough to him.
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Well. Shit...
Centipede said:
The Catherine video I forgot about, but I think most of Chris's videos that have been leaked/posted over the past couple of years have been relatively boring. The Lego Manchester High School video was just several minutes of Chris talking about a lego model he made, and even that was posted nearly a year ago: assuming this apology video ever gets posted, it'll be nice to see "old school" grumpy Chris again.
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I don't know. If he actually posts the video, I doubt it's gonna be all that interesting, to be honest. I assume it's gonna be a dull "Hmm Yeah. I am sorry Mr. Smith, now please close your case against me and stop being a cyber-bully."
Then again, there is a chance he will go above and beyond with his video and surprise us all yet again with his antics.
It might be a childish attitude, but I would love to see him get back at making videos like in the past, but truth is: It's not only highly unlikely, it's also a lot less interesting when it's Tomboy-Chris.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
He loves when people do things for him, and calls them evil when they stop. Same as ever.
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I used to think his reaction to exhausted demand would be interesting. Could he be made to understand that he had sold Sonichu merch to everyone who wanted it and there was noone left to buy? Would he blame previous buyers for tempting him with money and then pulling the rug out? Would he blame trolls for scaring buyers away?

I am starting to think he might lose interest before buyers do. There probably is still some demand out there for products like custom videos or new comic pages, but he seems to have found the whole thing so frazzling that he might just be content to let it die out.
 
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Well obviously the coward should have known that Chris' comfort and desires are the basis of all morality, because everyone in the world<Chris. His requests caused Chris discomfort, so he deserved to be punished. And instead of accepting his divine punishment like the wretched MALE he is he inexplicably maintained that Chris had done something wrong. This heresy makes no sense to Chris, so the only explanation is the coward is a troll who hates him for being an autistic tomgirl.

timtommy said:
I am starting to think he might lose interest before buyers do. There probably is still some demand out there for products like custom videos or new comic pages, but he seems to have found the whole thing so frazzling that he might just be content to let it die out.
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To Chris no amount of effort can be worth any rewards. The buyers should have just given him free money, and I'd bet he bitterly resents every moment of drawing and sculpting.
 
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