My experience with Christian (featuring a new original art piece)

[SeinorGeinus]

Hielo is the Spanish word for ice. Chris is still into peppering his work with random Spanish words, it would seem.

And of course he spells it Heilo. I guess it's time to change my username to SeinorHeiloGeinus.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think that has to do with the Church of the Ursine Deity. Chris believes in karma, particularly for those who don't please him and various curses and hexes he can put on people. So if anything bad ever happens to Snyder, or Megan, or MLW, or Mimms and Lucas, or any of the trolls, Chris feels his beliefs are vindicated. Actually, that should read "if Chris believes anything bad happens". For all we know (I think) Snyder closed the business quite willingly and moved on to something else.

He's not above rewriting history to suit him, so even if Snyder did close the business willingly, Chris would declare that it was still him somehow, and he is Close-Minded On The Subject. Or declare that he willingly closed it out of guilt or something.

In that regard, it would be fascinating to see people (whom Chris has a grudge on) succeeding in their life. Like Mimms winning the lottery, Megan being happily married to a rich guy and also having a daughter, MLW being honored for her work as dean of PVCC...
I'd just love to see Chris react to such things.

That would be the trolling conspiracy or Freakin' Emmanuel God. Or, of course, they're being set up for something terrible... eventually.

I think a lot of Chris' thought process comes from the fact that throughout his life, people have done everything for him or let him get away with the bare minimum of effort. Borb would sort things out or other people would let him off the hook because he's kinda pathetic. So I think that's the root of his "it'll all work out somehow" mentality. That's why he takes people refusing to accept his behaviour so badly - he's used to people just giving up on the tardbaby and letting him have his way because it's easier than dealing with his whining or a rampaging snorlax. So there's no need to be polite to people who he's screwed over, because eventually the problem's just going to go away.

 

[Hexbox]

This is also a prime example of how much eBay blows nowadays. A fucking untrustworthy manchild can't get kicked off while actually functional sellers get banned for little pointless shit.

 

[CuriousJDG]

So, just to recap:

1. You ordered one of the Sonichu medallions. Chris said it would take two weeks.
2. The two weeks came and went, and Chris did not make your medallion, though he already received the payment.
3. When you file a case against him for fraud, he accuses you of being a bully who is specifically targeting him for being autistic and a Male Lesbian Tomgirl.
4. Chris publicly reveals your private information.
5. A settlement is reached for the medallion and a free commission, which Chris purposely vandalized.
6. Chris still feels HE is the victim and YOU did wrong.

I know Chris has autism, comes from a shitty home, and has no friends and virtually no interaction with human beings aside from his mother, but Jesus. Not even the AssPat Crew could defend him for this. Shit, they called him out when he vandalized the Xbox One display at Wal-Mart. I usually feel bad for Chris, but this is just wrong.

If I were you, The Coward, I would have kept the case open and made sure Chris was punished by Ebay and Paypal. Now I really don't feel bad for the guy about the open complaints and hope this little enterprise does crash and burn.

 

[Rung]

Wow that is one messy ride. Im still surprised Ebay and Paypal hasn't gotten Chris in shit yet.

I wish I could give Chris some tips on 'painting' model magic as it's easier to buy yourself light colored clay (it's not really clay) but buying yellow Model Magic instead of sloppily painting white clay (that you can kinda see the white underneath) and it would help him churn them out faster.

 

[bigshot]

You really worked Chris over and profited from his limelight.

 

[DracoRincewind]

buying yellow Model Magic

But you can't get a 2 pound tub in yellow so it would cost Chris more money.

 

[VJ 343]

That passive aggressive picture is classic.

What I like about it is all these significant details that are supposed to blend in. I did a couple of pictures like that, but where chris fails is these details are supposed to be swathed in other detail, so the more you look at it, the more you see.

Guess chris thought we would be too focused on The Coward and Sonichu to notice all his hissyfitting in the background.

 

[Jeff Dunham]

angry eyes yellow sonichu and the noseless replacement.

What's with the ink smudge on the Certificate? Must've had a fit and broke his pen after signing it.

 

[kobebyarlant]

What a strange position Chris is in where the people he hates most are his only customers.

 

[stress sighs]

re: colored clay you can mix a little paint with it to get your desired color. It would work especially well for pink considering the neon color of the last rosechu i saw.
You don't even need a lot of paint, just knead a little bit in. Hope it helps

I love the new commission. He's always at his most interesting when he's mad and vindictive

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

the upper body pose is very similar to this famous drawing:

Spoiler

 

[BT 075]

the upper body pose is very similar to this famous drawing:

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Many famous artists draw inspiration from other timeless classics.

 

[Rung]

But you can't get a 2 pound tub in yellow so it would cost Chris more money.

Sadly you can't, but they sell them in I think 5$ packs with how much Chris uses his Model magic, about 2-3 Medallions per pack and pack in an 'art fee' in the shipping (since i've been seeing that a lot with Ebay sellers, asking 10$ for a product, then tacking on 30$ in shipping for a cartridge that can be sent in a bubble wrapped envelope/box that would just cost approx.10$ for snail mail.)

 

[EI 903]

Sadly you can't, but they sell them in I think 5$ packs with how much Chris uses his Model magic, about 2-3 Medallions per pack and pack in an 'art fee' in the shipping (since i've been seeing that a lot with Ebay sellers, asking 10$ for a product, then tacking on 30$ in shipping for a cartridge that can be sent in a bubble wrapped envelope/box that would just cost approx.10$ for snail mail.)

Free shipping, and it's unlikely to ever change.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

The picture is just fantastic and even in that that he can't help but jibe OP in some manner. I wonder if many of the other buyers have had similar interactions with Chris.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The picture is just fantastic and even in that that he can't help but jibe OP in some manner.

Yep. It may be an enforced apology, but Chris got a little jab in there, so he can consider it a win.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I love the look Sonichu is making. This image is priceless!

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

I'm really not sure what to say about the emails, other than this is pure Chris, raging when he doesn't get his way. Hopefully @The Coward is okay with this resolution, even if it's less than perfect (and hopefully he's not receiving any more ween calls!) That commission is fantastic though, you can see Chris/ passive-aggression shining through! What does the writing on the picture (of the sinking ship) say? I can see something written on the frame, in really tiny letters, but the scan isn't clear enough for me to see what it is. Apologies if this has been asked already.

Edit: Never mind, I'm dumb, I wasn't looking at the bigger version.

"YOU PUT ME ON A SINKING SHIP, KILLING MY FINANC[ES]." How very subtle, Chris,

 

[Blow Standard]

"YOU PUT ME ON A SINKING SHIP, KILLING MY FINANC[ES]." How very subtle, Chris,

You know Chris. He is the king of subtlety.