NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[DrunkJoe]

Hmm which side has more guns? Calling for open harassment of anyone who is a republican gonna catch a few soyboys bullets eventually. The cult of crazy sjws that make up Reeeeera need some lessons in how to act like a civil adult.

 

[SiccDicc]

Hmm which side has more guns? Calling for open harassment of anyone who is a republican gonna catch a few soyboys bullets eventually. The cult of crazy sjws that make up Reeeeera need some lessons in how to act like a civil adult.

Pretty sure these people are so fat - ironic considering soy - that once the Republicans have emptied a clip they're still coming at them. They're the Blob.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Imagine wanting to kill yourself for getting banned at an exceptional video game forum.

I say go right ahead buddy, cleanse that gene pool.

 

[Dreamland]

There has always been a belief within GAF in all of its various iterations over the years that they are at a premier video game discussion forum.

Remember that Reeee also has the support of Waypoint, CuckPaperShotgun and Polygon who both seem to be making free ads as well as instantly headlining quotes from the verafied devs ("Dev confirmed X is going to star the new Smash, RESETERA WINS AGAIN!!"). The site in itself is an extremely effective AstroTurf by the press and industry.

 

[AnOminous]

ResetEra userbase is full of mentally unstable extremists, and this is in comparison to a site like Kiwifarms.

This guy may be threadworthy. What a loser.

 

[JuanLee]

This guy may be threadworthy. What a loser.

SR in this context is Salmon Run, from Splatoon 2. Truly exceptional.

 

[A Hot Potato]

SR in this context is Salmon Run, from Splatoon 2. Truly exceptional.

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One of the biggest cucks in existence.

You're supposed to kill the people you lost against, like that Madden faggot.

 

[Null]

But GAF was never as influential as GAFfots thought it was.

Even Jim Sterling made fun of NeoGAF before it got #MeToo'd.

 

[Dreamland]

SR in this context is Salmon Run, from Splatoon 2. Truly exceptional.

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"Moooom! My tendies are undercooked, i'm gonna kill myself thanks to you, you'll never forgive yourself!!!"
"Ok sweetie, will you join us for breakfast tomorrow morning?"

 

[Judge Dredd]

I went back to the Valkyria Chronicles 4 thread from over a week ago to check on the various "Duration Pending" bans, and most of them are still pending. How long does it take to determine a ban length?

Remember that Reeee also has the support of Waypoint, CuckPaperShotgun and Polygon who both seem to be making free ads as well as instantly headlining quotes from the verafied devs ("Dev confirmed X is going to star the new Smash, RESETERA WINS AGAIN!!"). The site in itself is an extremely effective AstroTurf by the press and industry.

:powerlevel:I was fooled. I thought there was a time around 2010-2012 where there were various high profile leaked that were sourced from NeoGAF. The Crysis 2 leak springs to mind. It's why ResetEra keeps trying to appeal to professional developers before scaring them off. These days most of the big leaks are linked to Reddit so NeoGAF lost the one hook they had.:powerlevel:

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fi...confirmed-read-op.73208/page-22#post-13518710 (https://archive.fo/3kptl)
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https://twitter.com/Branduil/status/1048800889572478976 (https://archive.fo/fpv1m)
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https://twitter.com/Branduil/status/1048821920542552064 (https://archive.is/vVQVJ)
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ResetEra userbase is full of mentally unstable extremists, and this is in comparison to a site like Kiwifarms.

Too insane for the insane asylum.

 

[vertexwindi]

One of the biggest cucks in existence.

You're supposed to kill the people you lost against, like that Madden faggot.

Salmon Run is PvE, so that'd just be destroying the cartridge. Although if vidya is upsetting him so much maybe it's for the best he destroys them.

 

[Andrew_Noah_Patton]

Lol I hope that little faggot does end up killing himself, but I'm sure this is just a cry for attention.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Lol I hope that little faggot does end up killing himself, but I'm sure this is just a cry for attention.

Dude seems mentally fuked. I hope he gets help, but with the current state of psychiatric medicine, that's unlikely.

 

[Next Task]

If he kills himself after losing a bunch of Splatoon 2 games, does that mean the blood is on the little cartoony characters' hands?

I'm very sympathetic to suicidal thoughts, but not if they're a) written on Twitter, b) explicitly over nonsense, and c) repeatedly used as a threat. Go fuck yourself if you try to manipulate other people by using their basic human empathy for another life against them.

Which, yes, means a lot of lolcows should go fuck themselves. Unsurprisingly.

 

[SiccDicc]

I went back to the Valkyria Chronicles 4 thread from over a week ago to check on the various "Duration Pending" bans, and most of them are still pending. How long does it take to determine a ban length?

Spoiler: It's not a perm-ban if it's still pending.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

If ResetEra LLC does not contact the local authorities to warn them of these repeated suicide threats messaged directly to their official twitter account (as per procedures in their Terms of Service), I will take that as a sign that they are encouraging his suicide with their alleged gas-lighting.

Nibellion has been directly made aware of his intentions as well. https://twitter.com/Branduil/status/1048803961824628737 (https://archive.fo/vgwiY)
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10:15 October 6th.

10:07 October 7th.

Typically when one wishes to kill themselves they spend 24 hours telling everyone they can they're going to do it. But no, this time he clearly means it which is why he then continued retweeting people including pedocow Dan Olsen

See you here again same time tomorrow!

This was originally a 3-day ban until one of the users pointed out that advocating literal murder is something only crazy people do and the mods had to change it to permanent to save face.

"hmmm maybe having people unironically calling for political assassinations might be a bad look for our videogame forum"

As you might expect, reetards are already crying about it. One could point to the numerous threads of Excel Spreadsheet, BDS, etc, derailing threads in order to get someone they didn't like vanned but those are different because saying there's far more important issues out there than videogame titties is much worse than posting something that'll get you a visit from the Feds.

 

[Medicated]

There has always been a belief within GAF in all of its various iterations over the years that they are at a premier video game discussion forum. Which wasn't true then and sure isn't true now. That also has created an insular effect so most of them are unable or unwilling to see how awful the place really is.

I figured there is some sort of pedophile porn ring that operates under the surface. No one, not even nutters would want to stay there for the conversation.

 

[CrunkLord420]

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"hmmm maybe having people unironically calling for political assassinations might be a bad look for our videogame forum"

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Does Rowlf and Co. not realize they modded Nepenthe? The guy who defended the idea of racially motivated killing of infants? Mob mentality is not only part of ResetEra's highly controlled and moderator-enforced culture, it's literally the origins and basis for the website.

Era mod sets the record straight about ethics in racially motivated infanticide.

http://archive.fo/EKfhL
https://www.resetera.com/threads/french-rapper-investigated-for-call-to-hang-white-people.71646/

https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/staff/Nepenthe

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Perhaps Captain Autismo has some kind of severe brain damage and believes "I'm going to kill myself" is just another way of saying "I'm going to play more Splatoon"