Money Twitter 10/8 - Chris begs for money while implying he's having suicidal thoughts

[Bassomatic]

What's the current exchange rate on cwc quarters to USD, XE.com isn't working showing it.

 

[Hmmpf!]

What's the current exchange rate on cwc quarters to USD, XE.com isn't working showing it.

I'd imagine we're a billionaire in CWCVille.

Last time I heard this is worth about 1 USD.

 

[The Other Chandler]

But Chris said he already can visit Cwcville at any time while perfectly alive. Is Cwcville another dimension or an afterlife? Stop contradicting your lore Chris! It's hard enough to follow as is.

Maybe it is just the difference between astral projection and actually being there. Chris is likely aware (even privately) that his visits don't feel "real". Even if he rationalizes that away somehow.

Either way, I'm sure the idea of living in Cwcville and never having to deal with real life has a huge appeal to Chris.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Um, give up on what exactly? Begging like a lazy bum? Give up avoiding getting a job? Guess that would be a good thing.

 

[The Other Chandler]

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Um, give up on what exactly? Begging like a lazy bum? Give up avoiding getting a job? Guess that would be a good thing.

I interpreted it as suicide.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Chris, just make money out of Model Magic!!!

Also, you could just get a job.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This seems to be a new wrinkle. Some day, we'll all be transplanted to Cwcville.

ok let me just go out and buy some Nikes and black sweatpants...

 

[PuckishRogue]

I'm a bit worried this is still playing off the Dark Tower shit Idea Dipshit was implanting.

 

[Eric Harris]

I highly doubt Chris would ever attempt suicide, I can hardly imagine him thinking of actual ways to do it.

He's just morphing into Barb 2.0, he's starting to show symptoms of the final stages.

 

[Lez]

I've received Nigerian prince scam emails more convincing than this.

 

[Mason Verger]

I've received Nigerian prince scam emails more convincing than this.

At least those have the decency to claim they'll pay you back in this dimension.

 

[repentance]

A week into the month and he's begging already. October's going to be fun.

 

[Mason Verger]

A week into the month and he's begging already. October's going to be fun.

Haha oh Jesus that's right. Tugboat already left port. More evidence of a fleecing or did Chris go on another toy shopping spree?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Send him Monopoly money so he can spend it in the Monopoly dimension.

Just kidding don't send him anything.

 

[repentance]

Haha oh Jesus that's right. Tugboat already left port. More evidence of a fleecing or did Chris go on another toy shopping spree?

Perhaps he threw money at debt collectors to make them back off.

 

[Mason Verger]

Perhaps he threw money at debt collectors to make them back off.

Logically, yes. And yet that's still the least likely of the three options..

 

[Count Olaf]

So, I'm interpreting this as: "I'm feeling suicidal so please give me money to make me feel better and once I die I'll repay you back in heaven/afterlife which is Cwcville."

This is the darkest tweet Chris(?) made in a while. He's kinda threatening suicide and that "give me money and you'll get it back after death" is sort of Heaven's Gate-y

Yeah, he took a page out of his mother's book, sprinkled it with a little autism, added in a dash of bat shit crazy, dropped in a glob of his own grease and put on facebook. In all seriousness though, suicide isn't funny and anyone thinking about it should get help because its not the right way to solve problems. On the other hand Chris has brought about his own misery, threw himself in the hole he dug for himself, and now spends his days pointing the finger of blame at everyone else from the bottom of the pit. I pity him, but I don't feel sorry for him in the slightest.

 

[Marvin]

Logically, yes. And yet that's still the least likely of the three options..

He's likely dour because he/Barb did the responsible thing and paid some bills.

If it was the reverse, and he splurged first, he'd be panicking and begging more aggressively.

I think he's just depressed that he's got a whole month to look forward to where he can't buy as much smack toys. (Because let's be honest, he's going to get at least a few.)

 

[Mason Verger]

He's likely dour because he/Barb did the responsible thing and paid some bills.

If it was the reverse, and he splurged first, he'd be panicking and begging more aggressively.

I think he's just depressed that he's got a whole month to look forward to where he can't buy as much smack toys. (Because let's be honest, he's going to get at least a few.)

If that's the case, it's hilarious that doing the right thing with his money and paying the bills makes him suicidal, not having gifs

 

[James Howlett]

He's likely dour because he/Barb did the responsible thing and paid some bills.

If it was the reverse, and he splurged first, he'd be panicking and begging more aggressively.

I think he's just depressed that he's got a whole month to look forward to where he can't buy as much smack toys. (Because let's be honest, he's going to get at least a few.)

Chris being depressed after paying bills and being broke is about the most well adjusted and normal reaction to grown-up life I think we've ever seen from him.