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Why am i hoping he doesn't wear a costume for halloween and reveals he's the celebrity he was talking about.
Sadly i think DSP isn't smart enough to think up something as simple as that
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He a while ago said that 'Celebrity' was wining the $5+ poll. He demand a 'genera' o he can ultimately pick the costume. A 'real' poll would be the costume period, but DSP cannot allow his patron that much power.
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Bill Cosby. Full on blackface.
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Is he going to black up and be Drake? He could even get Kat some dangerhair and have her be Ninja. Just to show the haters how much he's over that whole thing.
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Are we doing this? The mascot joke? A’ight.
“Dude, yo, what the shit, there’s no eagles in philly. I have never seen an eagle in philly.”
“Dude, yo, there’s no tigers in Louisiana! The LSU tigers? The fuck?”
“Dude, what the shit is a war eagle? Bigfatfaggotdicksucker cheered and said auburn are the tigers too. Uh, then why do they say war eagle? Why is an eagle at their games? Hahahaha, whatever”
“The USC Trojans, hahaha, condom, hahahaha. There’s gays in California.”
But DSP isn’t into sports, so I can give him a pass. He’s just ignorant. Spent his formative years in arcades trying to dodge sex offenders.
“Dude, yo, what the shit, there’s no eagles in philly. I have never seen an eagle in philly.”
“Dude, yo, there’s no tigers in Louisiana! The LSU tigers? The fuck?”
“Dude, what the shit is a war eagle? Bigfatfaggotdicksucker cheered and said auburn are the tigers too. Uh, then why do they say war eagle? Why is an eagle at their games? Hahahaha, whatever”
“The USC Trojans, hahaha, condom, hahahaha. There’s gays in California.”
But DSP isn’t into sports, so I can give him a pass. He’s just ignorant. Spent his formative years in arcades trying to dodge sex offenders.
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Pre-stream 16/10-18!
Did a quick check of him playing WWE online, first thing i hear is that the game is a laggy piece of shit that dont work online and it is followed up with that his opponent was just lucky.
Guess he lost!
Edit 2:
Checked out the rematch.
"I cant do anything im pressing buttons!"
"Some shitty kid with poor internet connection"
"Did you see that? He knows how laggy it is so he run away!"
- His weekly schedule is going to be hard since he plays so many games.
- Soul Caliber is one of the originators of single player fighting games.
- RDR 2 is going to be his focus, the game everyone wanna see and will be talking about and one of the most hyped releases in years, no other game have been as hyped as RDR 2.
- He have now put in some cool Halloween decoration in his office that will stay up until the end of the month.
- So he put up the christmas lightning...
- He bought some "cool" ghost lights, but they were to bright to use. He can't have it behind himself since the camera wont focus and he cant have it behind the camera since it blinds him.
- So for the rest of the month all he will have is some string lights.
- Tomorrow he is going to close the poll for what costume he is going to wear for Halloween and if there is a tie he will decide on his own.
- Last time he checked it was a tie between classic movie monster and celebrity.
- So either he is going to put in some plastic fangs and pretend to be dracula or comb his hair and be Trump?
- Expects more viewers when he starts to play RDR 2. Apparently "lots" of people have come by regulery, but the long he drags out the gameplay the more viewers he loses.
- What happen with not carring about views anymore?
- Thinks that the reason he made more money during the summer, than now, was because his fans was so appreciative of him picking games they wanted him to play.
- It had nothing to do with the constant "Maah bills!" at all.
- Jokes about him plugging how to support him is him shilling.
- Claim that his WWE streams have always been fun for everyone.
- The best level on Patreon is the $5 level, since you get to vote, but there are also other cool stuff like getting your question answered on his Q&A or get private Q&A videos. (He rushed through the last 2 cool stuff)
- Please consider pledging! (considering that it is below half of what it used to be)
- Please consider pledging! (considering that it is below half of what it used to be)
- Time to thank all his Patreons with some pompous music!
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- And lets not forget
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- Shows of his "graffiti" t-shirt and gets surprised that his couch moves as he gets up from it. He himself can garante the high quality you get from teespring since he had some shirts for over a year and they never gone bad from all the washing or worne out.
- Makes you wonder how many shirts of each he have ordered to keep that appearance up?
- He is going to put out a new t-shirt soon, one with RDR2 art on it and it is COOL! So if you want something that ties you playing RDR 2 with Phil streaming RDR 2...
- He is using a designer to come up with all this and there will be a new line coming out next year in order for the designer to aaah... aaah... aaah... celibrate that he is a fan of Phils stuff!
- Celebrate what?
- No spoilers, but they are cool and Phil thinks that they can do very well... Same thing he claimed about all his others designes.
- You know the rules when tipping and cheering, always be positive, dont bring up detractors, dont offend anyone, no religon or politics, no trolling and so on
- Let's see how long before he breaks the rule himself, usally dont last until the end of the pre-stream.
- His streams are ment for people to hang out, have fun, be drama free and enjoy his honest commentary so that you can eascape from the real world.
- He is not wrong there, he kind of lives in a fantasy world where he does nothing wrong and evil people and companies steals from him and everyone wants to be him!
- The last thing before shout outs he will talk about is how to tip him since most people dont know how to do it and he rarely talks about it.
- He only talks about it on every pre-stream...
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[*]When did you start feeling old?
- When he turned 30, but actully when his back injury started to hurt real badly and he realized he was mortal and might live like that for the rest of his life.
- Yes and no, yes because of technology and medicine advances and no because resources will get low and crime rates will go up, so it will be like during the stone age when cavemen lived until their 20s.
- So he laste a few minutes with the politics, starts talking about the disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi, who he claims is a turkish journalist.
- If there is a job anywhere in the world where people have to work 100 hours per week the management is stupid and don't know what they are doing! Game devs need to unionized since they get abused and mistreated.
- Peopel needs to stop treating game development as something for the kids since it is a serious business and makes more money than anything. Claims that the movie, music and all the other entertainment industries have unions, but not the gaming industry.
- Suggest that devs should tell the companies that they refuse to make good games unles the company goes through the union first.
- The ear of physical discs is over as the internet and downloading gets better. But yeah, they lied since not enough people bought a physical copy, he dont care about digital sales, it has to be overall sales.
- If the physical disc ear is over, how about getting rid of all those bluerays Phil?
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- He have no feelings and just play it, he aims at 30+ hours of gameplay in 1 week.
- Claims he avoid being spoiled by trailers or released game play since he dont need to know it and dont want the game play spoiled by various idiots who uploades it.
- Phil: "Its like going to see a movie but you have already heard about the plot of the movie so why the fuck did you go see it?"
- So no more movies about historical things such as WW2, War of Independence, Al Capone or Samurais, already knows about what happened there!
- Thanks!
- They are assholes, no one legitamly is going to critisize a few lights he put up for Halloween. He have never said that he would use money that he got from subs or anything to fund it.
- So where did he get the money to fund it from?
- Claims people would criticise what ever he would do because those people are shitheads.
- So when he was going to decorate the office for the upcoming hollyday, he only meant putting in a doll and 2 light strings? A few days ago he bitched about how hard it was for him to decorate the office...
- No, he is going to put up a poll for what games to play this week. He is upset that he needs to clarify why it is so important that people becomes patreons so that they can vote on these BIG, GINORMOUS events that will pull hundreds or thousands of viewers for 7 or more hours and it is a HUGE deal that so few people decides instead of as many as possible.
- Phil: ""Oh i wish Phil would have played that game" Why didnt you pledge $5 and become a patreon, you would have seen me play it?"
- Because he wont unless said game gets enough votes and the more people that votes the more votes the game needs!
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- Since he have no connection to Microsoft or know anything about Allen he dont know what he is expected to say beside from RIP.
- Claims that everyone behind eg a movie or a music album gets paid properly because of the union, claims it took a long time for it but it happened.
- There have been a union for the entertainment industry since late 1800's in the USA.
- Consider TellTale and RS being to many horror stories.
- The problem is capitalism in america where everyone is just trying to get ahead for themselves and only looks out for themselves, it doesn't make sense to him, but he guess it is because he have so much common sense.
- Sounds like Phil needs the union to catch up to other more successfull YTers and have them keep him safe when breaking ToS or anything.
- Takes a stab at Sikorsky, claims they trained him and how redesigned their interior processes and they just kicked him out. Claims he wa never paid by them.
- Atleast he stopt claiming he made the company profitable and ran it!
- Hahahihihihihi, but you know he dont want politics on his stream.
- The game industry will be fucked if the devs suddently says "Fuck you we will unionize!" since no work will be done until they have unionized
- Yeah, the companies will not hire new employes to finish the work and the devs wanna walk without pay!
- Ok so lets keep companies rush out horrible games on a yearly basis and have people horribly mistreated!
- Phil: "So you are telling me that when movie and music was unionized there was never anything good coming out of them ever again?"
- Not what he wrote Phil! Union dosent equal perfection and eternal happiness, looking forward to him bitching about being forced to pay the YT or Twitch union money every month!
- Thinks that chat is screwed up since no more cheers is showed and it turns out that no one have cheered.
- Goes on a rant that unions are needed or otherwise no good high quality games are going to come out, bringing in noobs is just going to make it worse. You have to unionize to stop the human abuse.
- A union have never abused it memebers?
- Pre-stream 1 hour 14 min long, without music 54 min, without the cheer shout out section and music he would have done about a 20 min pre-stream!
Did a quick check of him playing WWE online, first thing i hear is that the game is a laggy piece of shit that dont work online and it is followed up with that his opponent was just lucky.
Guess he lost!
Edit 2:
Checked out the rematch.
"I cant do anything im pressing buttons!"
"Some shitty kid with poor internet connection"
"Did you see that? He knows how laggy it is so he run away!"
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I had Phil low in the background as I was doing something else, so here's
Maybe-10-or-so random minutes with DSP: WWE 2K19
After completing the Career Mode, Phil announces that there's nothing left to do, so he'll begin a new mode called "Ladders". The chat, almost wholly made of notable-named Badges, overwhelming cries for him to play Online
Phil sees the wall of "Online" in the chat. There will be "lag" if he plays Online, and his other ready-made excuses. "What's the point" of him playing Online
There's something wrong with the game, so Phil cuts his recording for Youtube as it reloads. Waiting for the game to come back on, he dicks around on his phone for a minute of silence.
Maybe-10-or-so random minutes with DSP: WWE 2K19
After completing the Career Mode, Phil announces that there's nothing left to do, so he'll begin a new mode called "Ladders". The chat, almost wholly made of notable-named Badges, overwhelming cries for him to play Online
Phil sees the wall of "Online" in the chat. There will be "lag" if he plays Online, and his other ready-made excuses. "What's the point" of him playing Online
There's something wrong with the game, so Phil cuts his recording for Youtube as it reloads. Waiting for the game to come back on, he dicks around on his phone for a minute of silence.
And then, after his first few RDR2 streams have lower than expected attendance: "I knew it! I knew this would happen. A bunch of viewers told me they were going to play the game themselves, then check out my playthrough later on YouTube. I knew this would happen. (awkward laughter) uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh"
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hahaha
phil refused to read his name
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He's currently fighting what appears to be a player-made version of Tevin. Is he even having funny with it? Nope. Bitching about how he couldn't do anything as usual.
Edit: Fukkin' ninja'd
Edit: Fukkin' ninja'd
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I wonder how many fifths of tanqueray he goes through in a week. Or half gallons.
He shouldn’t have played the depression card. He should have played the alcoholic card.
He shouldn’t have played the depression card. He should have played the alcoholic card.
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My pet theory in the acting vs real debate is that we see phil basically as he truly is but he occasionally will purposely ham things up a little to gin up controversy because deep down he is aware that its what is keeping him alive. He's not that good at it and often he will go too far and end up sounding fake but he sometimes can pull a small troll even though in the end they just make him look even worse. I think this decoration debacle might be one of these times. He's trying to be dumb(er) and also flipping the middle finger at his cultists. I dunno, its just hard to imagine even someone like phil to be retarded enough that he'd genuinely be proud to post something like this online unironically...
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Pretty sure he has messages set to off...Nobody got that special PSN message going around to Dave?
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I agree. Same shit he did with his" "Look at me I'm wearing long sleeves because no heat" post.
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Yeah it is just a desperate attempt to stay relevant.
"did you see what DSP did the other day?" "yeah he put up half assed decorations in his house for Halloween what an idiot"
Everyone laughs and moves on. He isn't good at it and its clear when he does it.
"did you see what DSP did the other day?" "yeah he put up half assed decorations in his house for Halloween what an idiot"
Everyone laughs and moves on. He isn't good at it and its clear when he does it.
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