Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Captain]

Fuck.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

What does his vision process entail? Are they dreams? Is it just a passing thought he has while shitting? I imagine it's him taking a bunch of pills from an unmarked bottle, laying in bed, and closing his eyes and imagining really hard until he declares it a vision. Followed by 3 Monsters so he can get out of bed.

 

[Mason Verger]

Fuck.

Haha sweet Jesus. You're in the shit now, welcome to the Sonichu family!

 

[The Captain]

Haha sweet Jesus. You're in the shit now, welcome to the Sonichu family!

I'm going to mix up a Moscow mule or two tonight, play some Soul Calibur VI (message me for my PSN if you want it) and pretend this isn't happening.

 

[nertz]

I'm going to mix up a Moscow mule or two tonight, play some Soul Calibur VI (message me for my PSN if you want it) and pretend this isn't happening.

Maybe if you beat up a custom Sonichu character in the game you can purge your unclean half.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I guess he's describing @The Captain since Chris has declared him as half-Sonichu the other day.

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Chris, those aren't psychic zaps, it's just further degradation of your corpus callosum causing hallucinations. The Captain is now part of the royal family, that Habsburg Jaw should be coming in nicely.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris has deleted the two posts about @The Captain 's Sonichu form.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The Captain who is somehow half-Sonichu?

btw, calling someone half-sonichu sounds like a very autistic way of insulting one's mother.

The polite term is "mulatchu"

 

[No_one]

The polite term is "mulatchu"

Sounds better than 'son of an electric-hedgehog-pokemon (OC donut steal)' but only a bit.

 

[Mason Verger]

I'm going to mix up a Moscow mule or two tonight, play some Soul Calibur VI (message me for my PSN if you want it) and pretend this isn't happening.

See if you can unlock the Chris "Hamburgler" character:

 

[BScCollateral]

Fuck.

Congratulations on the promotion. To help you celebrate, I have purchased a $100 Amazon gift certificate for you, and have transmitted the code telepathically. Given your powers, you should have no trouble cashing it in.

 

[The Captain]

Chris has deleted the two posts about @The Captain 's Sonichu form.

*The Captain has deleted the two posts about @The Captain's Sonichu form.

 

[No_one]

*The Captain has deleted the two posts about @The Captain.

There is now way back now. You are a part of the half-sonichu family along with Bob and Ted Bundy. Now you just need to find your counterpart in Equestria. If Chris wouldn't be as lazy as he is you may even be immortalized in the comic.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

*The Captain has deleted the two posts about @The Captain.

Why don't you deny it to Chris's face instead of continuing the lackadaisical approach.

 

[Gooby]

Alright, @The Captain it is time to change your avatar.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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I guess he's describing @The Captain since Chris has declared him as half-Sonichu the other day.
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Fuck.

Chris has deleted the two posts about @The Captain 's Sonichu form.

*The Captain has deleted the two posts about @The Captain's Sonichu form.

He posted this, though:

@The Captain did you ever post those texts Chris sent you about you being a Sonichu?

EDIT: ninja'd by @Gooby

 

[Silver Octopus]

Be careful @The Captain ,
First he'll make you into a half-sonichu.
Then he'll add you to his polyamorous marriage!

 

[nertz]

It's ok, the military has apparently been dispatched to neutralize the abomination.

 

[Pixy]

How could Chris mess up the nosecone of an aircraft? All he had to do was draw a triangle.

Out of all the things in that image, this looks the most decent.

 

[The Captain]

Alright, @The Captain it is time to change your avatar.

Yep, sounds about right.

I wonder if he'll mail this to me? haha