Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Leibowitz]

...but they have to spend the campaign money on something.

Do they, though? Isn't this the time for a proper campaign to be building up a warchest? Spending thousands on a Mac or iPhones at this point in the campaign cycle is the height of waste. Why anyone would want to donate to the Brianna Wu slush fund is beyond me.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Do they, though? Isn't this the time for a proper campaign to be building up a warchest? Spending thousands on a Mac or iPhones at this point in the campaign cycle is the height of waste. Why anyone would want to donate to the Brianna Wu slush fund is beyond me.

If this was a proper campaign, Brianna would have started working on that war chest two years ago. But unlike her favorite mobile games, she can't just spend her way to victory against Lynch. He's got a considerable amount of funds in the bank (which he didn't have to dip into at all this season) and the support of a lot of powerful district players like the unions. The smartest thing Brianna could have done would be attending every town hall or city meeting possible to try and win these people over. However, as we learned from Warren, meeting with scoutmasters or people involved with various local causes was just too plebian for the Great Wu and, on the few times Warren managed to talk him into seeing these people, Brianna showed himself to be a 'tard and pissed them off.

It's been covered to death in this topic but John has fucked up every step of the way in trying to get his political "career" off the ground. The only reason this seems to still be going is he and Frank manage to keep finding people stupider than him to bilk.

 

[AnOminous]

The smartest thing Brianna could have done would be attending every town hall or city meeting possible to try and win these people over.

John is one of those rare people whose approval would probably tank even further as people realized he was a snarling, freakish giant ghoul, twitching and ticcing and lunging at people crazily.

 

[captn_kettle]

Don't mean to burst anyone's bubble but the HuffPo tweet was a video and that was the mug displayed when I happened to screencap. Not that John looks like anything more than tranny roadkill in any other picture, staged or otherwise.

Yes that's true John because you spent the donor money on Apply products and last-minute cross country flights.

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"I spend 3k out of my pocket towards myself"

"But I only spend because I don't have a child. But if I did I would've spent it on them".

"The reason? Lol fucking men!"

 

[Optimus Prime]

"I spend 3k out of my pocket towards myself"

"But I only spend because I don't have a child. But if I did I would've spent it on them".

"The reason? Lol fucking men!"

Oh god is Wu going on about needing to be a mom again?

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Kudos to the hairdresser who's managing to scam $3000 a month out of a delusional troon by doing no work. I salute him/her.

 

[Particle Bored]

"I spend 3k out of my pocket towards myself"

"But I only spend because I don't have a child. But if I did I would've spent it on them".

"The reason? Lol fucking men!"

To be fair, men are the reason Bri can't have kids. One of the men was named John, and one was referred to as "doctor" (at least by the other mechanics on the other side of the shop).

 

[Norvic]

Kudos to the hairdresser who's managing to scam $3000 a month out of a delusional troon by doing no work. I salute him/her.

I commend Natalie O'Brien for going to hairdressing college to make ends meet for her herself and her unborn child.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Tell her she's a fake woman John, do it!

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

Tell her she's a fake woman John, do it!

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Brianna “I FIGHT FOR WOMEN” Wu, everyone!

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Financial genius, John Flynt, everyone! Do please share with us your empirical knowledge of deficits and the "going concern" that was GiantSpaceGraft. Add this to your basic understanding of economics, which amounts to little more than: "Frank always has money to give me, the government has more money than Frank, so give everyone money and blame Orange Man and GomerGrape!"

The only deficit you are qualified to address, John, is your penis deficit.

 

[Karellen]

More lies and fake friends

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"...my throat swelled shut... I would have died if my husband had not been there." - Saved by the gawping mon(k)ey-man!

If this had actually happened, all one could say is "Fuck you, Frank, you asshole. Why'd you have to interfere with God's Plan? Why didn't you just urge John to 'Go to the light, the light loves you, baby!'? This is all your fault, you weird little scruffy yellow homunculus."

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Did she also tell you the location of Blackbeard's treasure while she was at it?

Oh yes, I'm prepared to take this at face value. Certainly it's impossible that anyone would do anything as fucking stupid as manufacture their own harassment for pity points, right John?

Give you some credit? For what, for incredulously spreading fake news because it fits your idiotic narrative?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"She committed suicide. He father found her corpse frozen to death..."

WTF is it with people and dogs freezing to death around you, John? Do you suck their body heat and life force out of them like a vampire? (Rhetorical question, of course.)

Snopes says it's true. Well, that's definitive then. Oh, my aching sides.

 

[AnOminous]

Did she also tell you the location of Blackbeard's treasure while she was at it?

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Sounds like John revised the real world story about how he froze his dog to death and put a person in instead.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sounds like John revised the real world story about how he froze his dog to death and put a person in instead.

The notion that one of John's dogs killed itself because it felt it had no dignity is, it must be said, completely plausible.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Did she also tell you the location of Blackbeard's treasure while she was at it?

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Illiterate John's tales of tragedy are always good for a laugh.

How the hell does a corpse freeze to death? How did the corpse climb to the rooftop?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

The notion that one of John's dogs killed itself because it felt it had no dignity is, it must be said, completely plausible.

And then blamed it on GamerGate for the death of the dog because Wu doesn't know how to stop feeding the trolls.

 

[Kosher Dill]

How the hell does a corpse freeze to death? How did the corpse climb to the rooftop?

And more to the point, how does someone "freeze to death" if they committed suicide? Did they go out on a wintry Boston night and pull a Chloe Sagal with water instead of gasoline?