Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate


[The theatre doors crash open. BOB CHIPMAN and ANDREW DOBSON enter, dressed in silver spacesuits and wielding energy weapons. BOB points his tri-barrelled laser at FRANK 'N' WU]

Frank and Bri-Bri, it's all over
Your grifting is a failure,
Your life is just a lolcow's
I'm your new commander,
You're now both my paypigs.
You'll return to Mississippi --
Rev up the busted Porsche.
 
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That's absolutely horrifying.
You don't often get that view of her, but she's distinctly hunchbacked. She really does look like some sort of humanoid creature of mythology come to eat your flesh and/or steal your soul. Plus that dress gives you the unnerving sensation you're about to see more than you want to.
 
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Seeing pics of John and Frank together makes me think they're cast members in a remake of Island of Lost Souls, with John as The Panther "Woman", and Frank as a beast-man named Rumpledshitskin. In this version the Sayer of the Law would ask: "What is the law? No pay women!" or "What is the law? I've got a Porch!" Welcome to the House of Pain.

But then I realize that John & Frank are unselfconscious throwbacks to the grand tradition of the classic comedy teams: Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Arbuckle & Keaton, Hope & Crosby, Martin & Lewis. And of course, Leopold & Loeb.
 
[The theatre doors crash open. BOB CHIPMAN and ANDREW DOBSON enter, dressed in silver spacesuits and wielding energy weapons. BOB points his tri-barrelled laser at FRANK 'N' WU]

Frank and Bri-Bri, it's all over
Your grifting is a failure,
Your life is just a lolcow's
I'm your new commander,
You're now both my paypigs.
You'll return to Mississippi --
Rev up the busted Porsche.

And instead of The Time Warp, it's The GamerGaters.

Let's blame the GamerGaters again!
 
That's absolutely horrifying.
You don't often get that view of her, but she's distinctly hunchbacked. She really does look like some sort of humanoid creature of mythology come to eat your flesh and/or steal your soul. Plus that dress gives you the unnerving sensation you're about to see more than you want to.

The fat flapping at the back of his thighs as the hunchbacked arachnid walks is also quite unattractive. And it's something you never see on people who run as much as John claims to.
 
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