Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

[The Un-Clit]

None of them used synthol; the reason the muscles don't look "real" is because Dylan uses photoshop to morph and touch up the pics to make em all look bigger than they are - and he can be rather ham-fisted about it at times.

He justifies this as just keeping up with what happens with professional models in the gay / adult industry, after his exposure to the practice in his time working for Colt Media - despite hugely exacerbating their collective body dysmorphia.

It takes a special kind of lack of skill and/or understanding to doctor up an image of your muscles with the intent to make them look good, only to make it look EXACTLY like the totally unrealistic mutated muscles that are the result of synthol injections!

 

[AnOminous]

It takes a special kind of lack of skill and/or understanding to doctor up an image of your muscles with the intent to make them look good, only to make it look EXACTLY like the totally unrealistic mutated muscles that are the result of synthol injections!

That's because that's the kind of muscles he actually fetishizes, though. These weirdos aren't into anything that occurs in nature. Even the ball inflation shit is from weird fetish porn drawings, not from reality.

 

[MtKilimanjaro]

Ok, this thread is being shared by gay friends on Facebook and it was a very long thread to read but learning about this gay couple/group? was interesting and also kind of disturbing too. I have a weird take on this. His slaves (is that what they go by?) must have a very alternative view to this because no matter what the perks (if any?) are I wouldn't be able to look at the face of the master of this group and say 'Master Dylan' with a straight face without bursting into laughter because the dude legit looks like an inflated squirrel. It it like because the slaves are feeling bad for him and letting him do whatever to make him feel better because they have such excessive submissive and charitable yet insignificant personalities? Or maybe slaves have such low self-esteem that they can consider a person with no charisma or redeemable physical traits a master? Or both? This is all soooo very interesting

 

[nertz]

Good to hear that this is gaining traction on the wider net.

 

[thebigbadwolfie]

The fact Angus renamed himself gives me hope he's distancing himself from this.

Ok, this thread is being shared by gay friends on Facebook and it was a very long thread to read but learning about this gay couple/group? was interesting and also kind of disturbing too. I have a weird take on this. His slaves (is that what they go by?) must have a very alternative view to this because no matter what the perks (if any?) are I wouldn't be able to look at the face of the master of this group and say 'Master Dylan' with a straight face without bursting into laughter because the dude legit looks like an inflated squirrel. It it like because the slaves are feeling bad for him and letting him do whatever to make him feel better because they have such excessive submissive and charitable yet insignificant personalities? Or maybe slaves have such low self-esteem that they can consider a person with no charisma or redeemable physical traits a master? Or both? This is all soooo very interesting

So - I know a few guys who live in BDSM relationships. What Dylan and his group have is, in my opinion, a flashy facade designed to get attention. They are not practising BDSM - it's merely a cult poly group of narcissist self promoters. That's what they all are - narcissists who want a name for themselves on a tiny scene. They pick & mix from a number of subcultures - bear, BDSM, pup, gainer - and package it up with photoshopped pics and shove it on social media.

The contract that's banded around a lot - just LARP rules, and I doubt they really live them. My feeling is that a lot of that contract was brought in by Tank. It's posted online to generate controversy and draw more attention to themselves. They all thrive on it - and, in a sense, this thread is playing into that too.

The switching roles - nope, not a BDSM relationship. Absolute control - nope, that's not how BDSM contracts are framed - it's unhealthy and any dominant would know that. None of it has any authenticity at all and I don't think they live its rules at all. I think Tank *wanted* to - judging by his videos the guy wanted to be the perfect sub pup. But the rest of them don't behave in the same way.

The interesting thing though is that all of this idiotic stuff that Dylan has put out on social media has given people enough rope to hang him with. The contract has effectively framed him as culpable in Tank's death - and in that I'm glad that he's ended up falling on his own sword.

So to answer the question - I think publicly the pups play along with the 'Master Dylan' thing - but at home I guess it's all dropped and they just behave like regular (to an extent) guys.

 

[munki]

not sure if this was posted:

http://wesleybracken.tumblr.com/post/179427737006/an-eulogy-for-tank

 

[chimpgimp]

Another of Jack's friends has posted about their final day together, and their final message before being cut off (no doubt by Dylan commanding the disconnection) as a friend on social media.

https://bonusholebull.tumblr.com/post/179408475110/just-a-warning-im-emotional-as-fuck-over-this

 

[MtKilimanjaro]

So to answer the question - I think publicly the pups play along with the 'Master Dylan' thing - but at home I guess it's all dropped and they just behave like regular (to an extent) guys.

It's relieving if that's the case. BDSM is a fun and healthy way to explore sexuality and even new aspects of personality, but when it is in form of role play as opposed to reality.

Still though, if that's the case, despite being relieving in the general schema of things, why are the slave/puppy (do they all identify as dogs?) members of this group suspiciously very silent about this issue? If this is all part of a role play for the sake of an ostentatious flamboyant charade, this is the time to come clean. If they all keep silent, then I think the bloodstain is equally on every member of this group for remaining silent. It's a different issue if it's not a role play and they are forced to be silent. Is anyone friends with these people/slaves/dogs on Facebook? Do they post anything?

 

[queerape]

It's relieving if that's the case. BDSM is a fun and healthy way to explore sexuality and even new aspects of personality, but when it is in form of role play as opposed to reality.

Still though, if that's the case, despite being relieving in the general schema of things, why are the slave/puppy (do they all identify as dogs?) members of this group suspiciously very silent about this issue? If this is all part of a role play for the sake of an ostentatious flamboyant charade, this is the time to come clean. If they all keep silent, then I think the bloodstain is equally on every member of this group for remaining silent. It's a different issue if it's not a role play and they are forced to be silent. Is anyone friends with these people/slaves/dogs on Facebook? Do they post anything?

:powerlevel: As someone interested in BDSM as a submissive :powerlevel: I can tell you it would be out of bounds for a Dom to force silence on something like this. Doms may be able to play with you in the bedroom, but they will never try to prevent you from expressing an opinion. They can't take away your opinion or voice, otherwise, how can you give feedback, how can you explain what you do and do not consent to, which is the important thing. If Dylan is doing that it's a massive no no and abuse of power.

Even 24/7 arrangements are usually not 24/7 all the time. Most of the time, it's 24/7 for a set period of time (like a week, two weeks, a month) and then there is a break period so the sub's opinion is not totally suppressed.

 

[chimpgimp]

Dylan has a whole new wordpress on his site over at macaroniandtuna.com

http://noodlesandbeef.com/singapore-noodles-and-beef/ (archive)

He's now a food blogger? LOLs
And this is a cover-up in case people go over to his website?

Can we presume that now he has pulled down his 'heartfelt' (*cough*) grief-stricken (*cough*) post about Jack/Tank, that he's now completely over it!?!?!?!?
I wish I could have a dead, disposable boyfriend/pup/slave/set of ashes in an urn!

 

[throwaway7825]

Dylan has a whole new wordpress on his site over at macaroniandtuna.com

http://noodlesandbeef.com/singapore-noodles-and-beef/ (archive)

He's now a food blogger? LOLs
And this is a cover-up in case people go over to his website?

Can we presume that now he has pulled down his 'heartfelt' (*cough*) grief-stricken (*cough*) post about Jack/Tank, that he's now completely over it!‽‽‽?
I wish I could have a dead, disposable boyfriend/pup/slave/set of ashes in an urn!

He's definitely trying to clean the SEO on "noodlesandbeef" and his real name. His instagram is now the same, a bowl of literal noodles and beef.
I hope this thread stays at the top of the google search for Dylan Hafertepen though.

 

[Disco Tits]

So to answer the question - I think publicly the pups play along with the 'Master Dylan' thing - but at home I guess it's all dropped and they just behave like regular (to an extent) guys.

No they do live 24/7 dom/sub (except for Alpha and Angus who sometimes switches with Dylan). Dylan's husband (daniel) sleeps on the floor every night as part of his service. Also they have to greet their master in the morning in a jockstrap in the kneeling submissive position. There's photos of this from tumblr/insta but it might have been wiped.

The switching roles - nope, not a BDSM relationship.

This does happen sometimes in relationships but it's not talked about often. Switch relationships exist as well. But yeah Dylan has a pup identity called krypto where he wears a temp bandana on his neck as a 'collar'.

Gotta love Dylan and the harem photodocumenting all of their degeneracy.

EDIT: I found Jack's youtube, and there is a video in his liked playlist:

The video in question is only a month old.
Interesting

 

[cockgoblin]

i need to catch up with the thread but boy fucking howdy, it is something else to see a person you went to school with and once cared a great deal about have their own kf thread inspired in part due to their involvement in the extremely fucked-up death of a partner.

i have a great deal of information about dylan, but i have no idea how to disseminate it without implicating myself. the web of bullshit he's built up around himself is absolutely enormous.

what a fucking waste.

 

[Disco Tits]

Rhode Island Red? Nice rebranding, Angus. Funny to see how gagging he was to have the attention of belonging to Dylan and now he has to spin and distance himself from the mess!

That's his burlesque (boylesque?) name. Dylan spearheaded the whole thing.

If I were Angus, I'd get the hell away as fast as possible. He was essentially a clone/replacement for Jack, down to the ballsack inflation. If Jack's passing wasn't a warning, I don't know what is. The longer he stays, the harder it is to get out, just as Jack experienced.

Dylan might not go to prison, but I sincerely hope his personal and professional life is permanently ruined. I hope his current employ is informed of his involvement in this death, and he subsequently fails background checks for future employment. I hope the gay community steers clear of him no matter where he settles, his remaining allies step away from this mess, and impressionable subs no longer fall prey to this predator.

 

[thebigbadwolfie]

No they do live 24/7 dom/sub (except for Alpha and Angus who sometimes switches with Dylan). Dylan's husband (daniel) sleeps on the floor every night as part of his service. Also they have to greet their master in the morning in a jockstrap in the kneeling submissive position. There's photos of this from tumblr/insta but it might have been wiped.

What I'm saying is I just don't buy what he's selling at all. It's all just stage-managed and posed photos. All of his energy goes into creating the appearance of this scene/life - and that's the important thing. All we have to go on is the photos as documentary evidence - it's common knowledge that he photoshops everything. He does not act like a dominant at all - in the way he conducts himself or the videos I've seen of him. It's a fantasy that he puts out on social media.

This one is five years old, sure - but nothing about the way they interact suggests a dom/sub relationship...
https://vimeo.com/62221328

Just my take on it really.

 

[theshep]

He's definitely trying to clean the SEO on "noodlesandbeef" and his real name. His instagram is now the same, a bowl of literal noodles and beef.
I hope this thread stays at the top of the google search for Dylan Hafertepen though.

http://noodlesandbeef.com/silicone-injection-comparison/ (http://archive.is/YkxWn)

It's clear that is what he is trying to do. What a sick motherfucker.

 

[cockgoblin]

as much as this makes me feel like a shitty person, I hope that Dylan Hafertepen, of Santa Cruz California, is forever followed by this. Dylan Hafertepen the designer is morally responsible for the death of a man who desperately clung to a sense of belonging, Jack "Tank" Hafertepen.

Spoiler

guys, this is fucking me up. I've known this guy since he was 15. there is so much I want to say but I'm concerned that if he figured out I was behind it he'd wave his goddamn legal threats my way, too. I'm trying to think of a good way to put a few things together for extra info, though. he cannot just make this disappear

 

[glass_houses]

as much as this makes me feel like a shitty person, I hope that Dylan Hafertepen, of Santa Cruz California, is forever followed by this. Dylan Hafertepen the designer is morally responsible for the death of a man who desperately clung to a sense of belonging, Jack "Tank" Hafertepen.

Spoiler

guys, this is fucking me up. I've known this guy since he was 15. there is so much I want to say but I'm concerned that if he figured out I was behind it he'd wave his goddamn legal threats my way, too. we were really fucking good friends for my entire high school life. I'm friends with his mother, as well. I'm trying to think of a good way to put a few things together for extra info, though. he cannot just make this disappear

You might try talking to a mod and see if they can help you conceal your identity. It's kind of what they do. You, however, may have already outed yourself regardless. A school friend still in contact with his mother? Just how many of those does Dylan have? Given the likelihood that he is following this thread, the chances are high that he knows exactly who you are.

 

[throwaway7825]

http://noodlesandbeef.com/silicone-injection-comparison/ (http://archive.is/YkxWn)

It's clear that is what he is trying to do. What a sick motherfucker.

Oh jesus christ... what next? He's going to make a post about army tanks and car jacks isn't he... You are gross Dylan Hafertepen, I know you're lurking reading this thread because it's still the top search! I'm gonna keep throwing in key words for google: noodlesandbeef, silicone injection death

I have to say, having followed him since SF (when he initially only had official 2 pups I think, his husband and the Alpha one), you can clearly see their descent deeper into that fantasy furry (specifically bulls) esthetic over the years. After the muscle growth, branding, the silicone injection into their balls was just the cherry on top.

 

[Yutyrannus]

Yes, his remains were returned by Dylan this week in person.

Ugh, I know its morbid, but I'm disgustingly curious about how the silicone injections look post mortem. Is the family going to have to see the deformed junk?