Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His takes on the Synagogue shooter.
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If you're trusting Film Crit Hulk's vidya opinions, then I don't know what to tell you.
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Incredible, he found a way to retroactively piss off High School me.
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"This didn't go 100% in a way that I would've liked, so I hate The Simpsons now."
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I thought Space Nazis were made-up. Then I started covering Bob.
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Laughing at Blobb criticizing the intercept, which puts out well sourced articles from people far more intellligent than a fat diabetic, Mario obsessed basement dweller.
 
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Today in REEEEEEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS.
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His takes on the Synagogue shooter.
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If you're trusting Film Crit Hulk's vidya opinions, then I don't know what to tell you.
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Incredible, he found a way to retroactively piss off High School me.
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"This didn't go 100% in a way that I would've liked, so I hate The Simpsons now."
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I thought Space Nazis were made-up. Then I started covering Bob.
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Lol he takes internet shit seriously.
 
>Implying his muscles don't have the consistency of pudding at this point.
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And some photos from his con. (Do what you will, @A Big Bumbling Black Man.)
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>Implying his muscles don't have the consistency of pudding at this point.
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Holy fucking shit, Bob. The bodies are not even cold, you heartless bastard. At least have the decency to let the families mourn before using their loved ones as fuel for your own bullshit agenda. Jesus fuck.
 
Also I see we're supposed to disregard entirely the killer's explicit distaste for Trump and MAGA. This time.
This is very much going to sound :alog: but I'm fairly certain Bob doesn't actually care about that woman beyond seeing "Holocaust" there and seeing it as a good weapon to beat his internet enemies over the head with. She's fucking dead, what do you want from people? Literally have never heard of this woman before or have any connection to her community and you know what? Bet that goes for Bob too. Does he expect his crocodile tears to produce anything other than extreme anger towards his diabetic ass? I extremely doubt the existence of our president was truly the trigger that caused a synagogue to be shot up, if we had president Hillary he'd just blame opposition to her being responsible for just existing.

Yeah, I know this rant in itself falls under "Jesus, the bodies aren't even cold yet" too. I know nothing of the event but I just don't like people who play that game.
 
This is very much going to sound :alog: but I'm fairly certain Bob doesn't actually care about that woman beyond seeing "Holocaust" there and seeing it as a good weapon to beat his internet enemies over the head with. She's fucking dead, what do you want from people? Literally have never heard of this woman before or have any connection to her community and you know what? Bet that goes for Bob too. Does he expect his crocodile tears to produce anything other than extreme anger towards his diabetic ass? I extremely doubt the existence of our president was truly the trigger that caused a synagogue to be shot up, if we had president Hillary he'd just blame opposition to her being responsible for just existing.

Yeah, I know this rant in itself falls under "Jesus, the bodies aren't even cold yet" too. I know nothing of the event but I just don't like people who play that game.

You're not wrong at all. Bob in all likelihood doesn't give one shit about this woman or her death other than he can use it to attack people he hates with.
 
Two important bits of info:

1.) The Game Overthinker's coming back, so get hype if you're a fan of exceptional opinions about vidya and fat people in cheap ninja costumes.

2.) He's in the hospital.
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1.) The Game Overthinker's coming back, so get hype if you're a fan of exceptional opinions about vidya and fat people in cheap ninja costumes.

That's his big news?! Another fucking YouTube spergfest with his voice sped up, just about vidya? That's ... well, that's exactly what I thought it was gonna be, I just didn't want to get my hopes up if it turned out he'd finally gotten the professional vindication he craves. I was at minimum expecting he had to mean a podcast with other people or something.

Also, glad he's taking care of himself. Way to blow those opportunities because of your dreadful diet and horrifying sleep schedule, Mr. Olympic.
 
>Implying his muscles don't have the consistency of pudding at this point.
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I like the way that we see our uber-Progressive intellectual and moral superior in his natural environment in this post: as part of a group completely composed of white males, 3/4 of whom have glasses and facial hair, with another such person visible in the front row of the audience. Um, shouldn't Bob have refused to take part unless they added at least one PoC or tranny or something? (I'll give them neurodiversity points at least, given Bob's autism.) But this is CURRENT YEAR!
 
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How is this the fault of Trump, again? Well, it must be. You know how he's stoked the fires of anti-Semitism by allowing his daughter to marry a Jew and convert to Judaism herself.......wait.....

Bob is that special brand of NPC programmed to knee-jerk oppose anything that's decent, sustainable, and good. He doesn't just spew what he spews because he has a desire to fit in with those whose wills are stronger than his. Rather, everything he says and does is calculated to satisfy his own diseased ego, and to create a world that scum like him can take maximum advantage of. And he has the gall to call other people "garbage humans". I'd rather spend my life with those "garbage humans" on a hardscrabble farm than dwell one second in a richly appointed mansion with Bob and his ilk.
 
Holy fucking shit, Bob. The bodies are not even cold, you heartless bastard. At least have the decency to let the families mourn before using their loved ones as fuel for your own bullshit agenda. Jesus fuck.
The irony is for his wanting to blame the MAGA crowd the last time we had a mass shooting targeting Jews I can remember was the 1999 one in California at some Jewish school and who was President the guy who cunt wife Trump beat.
 
If Bob did his Game Overthinker dressed in a Camaro t-shirt with a white Monster, at least it'd be good for some yucks. But who wants vidya advice/analysis from a 40 year old?
 
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