Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Bob did his Game Overthinker dressed in a Camaro t-shirt with a white Monster, at least it'd be good for some yucks. But who wants vidya advice/analysis from a 40 year old?

Why would you want advice from an idiot who reads Wikipedia and just gleams off the surface, along with having shit taste most of the time?

 

[Mola Ram]

If Bob did his Game Overthinker dressed in a Camaro t-shirt with a white Monster, at least it'd be good for some yucks. But who wants vidya advice/analysis from a 40 year old?

If he was a genuine grognard who's been playing since Zork was a thing, and who had continued to watch the genre advance and change since the early 80s, and who still loved games or had a funny love/hate relationship with them, it could be really great. But that's not him at all. He's basically a Nintendo sperg who outgrew gaming, whose tastes never changed as the medium evolved, and now exists mostly to sneer at it.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

>Implying his muscles don't have the consistency of pudding at this point.

The shooter was a Trump-hater and believed that the Jews were controlling the president. Just to troll Bob a little, I would pose this syllogism to him to see if this would break his walnut brain. The Left hate Trump and Robert Bowers also hated Trump. Bowers was also an anti-semite. Wouldn't that make the Left anti-semitic by the transitive relation?

There seem to be quite a few Democrats who don't appear to mind being seen with a rabid anti-semite like Louis Farrakhan...

And some photos from his con. (Do what you will, @A Big Bumbling Black Man.)

For Miyamoto's sake, Bob! You would look less pretentious and pathetic if you dropped the blazer!

 

[RockVolnutt]

If he was a genuine grognard who's been playing since Zork was a thing, and who had continued to watch the genre advance and change since the early 80s, and who still loved games or had a funny love/hate relationship with them, it could be really great. But that's not him at all. He's basically a Nintendo sperg who outgrew gaming, whose tastes never changed as the medium evolved, and now exists mostly to sneer at it.

Still would be interesting to watch how he acts almost bipolar in presenting himself both as the new hip cool kid that doesn't play by the rules and the wise elder teaching you forgotten knowledge. His "hot takes" in general contain a lot of that.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Jesus bawb the bodies arnt even cold and you're already grandstanding on them. You nasty fuck.

Also I'd bet my right eye that 'response' is a lie.

 

[RockVolnutt]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1056691181495685120
"BUY EVERYTHING, DISNEY. ONLY THE SUPERIOR DESERVE THE RIGHT TO LIFE"

Here are some of his followers either being grossed out or misunderstanding what his "Superior Future" is.

Bob complaining that you aren't Woke enough if you don't like the Superior Future.

 

[Applejack]

BUY EVERYTHING, DISNEY. ONLY THE SUPERIOR DESERVE THE RIGHT TO LIFE"

Has anyone tried to explain to him how the economy works, nah fuck it he's just dumb.

 

[Emperor Julian]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1056691181495685120
"BUY EVERYTHING, DISNEY. ONLY THE SUPERIOR DESERVE THE RIGHT TO LIFE"

......Or if you're not very keen on the 1st world elite lining their pockets on 3rd world exploitation/chinese serfdom, while turning the local working class into disenfranchised underclass.

Bobs superior future is the 19th century british Empire except democratic nations can't actually stop the chinese making their own citizens slaves.

The face of the 'superior' individual as she works for roughly 1 dollar an hour on a 11 hour shift 7 days a week. Her ability to be treated like total shit or die is a superior trait.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Last I checked Scott Adams was the one with a popular, long-running comic strip. (And this is coming from a guy who doesn't even like Scott Adams.)

I mean, at least she's not Asian?

No Bob, they're just surprised that a fat man can be so hateful.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1056691181495685120
"BUY EVERYTHING, DISNEY. ONLY THE SUPERIOR DESERVE THE RIGHT TO LIFE"

Here are some of his followers either being grossed out or misunderstanding what his "Superior Future" is.

Bob complaining that you aren't Woke enough if you don't like the Superior Future.

Why do I have the feeling his excuse for talking about the Brazilian election is "I'm a quarter Portuguese, friendo"?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I was reading Richard Rorty’s Achieving Our Country and it talked about how the cultural left’s obsessive ramblings about ideology rather policy is how something like Trump’s election would happen.

After reading this, I couldn’t help but think about Bob and his ilk running the Democratic Party to the ground.

 

[Positron]

No Bob, they're just surprised that a fat man can be so hateful.
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It sure surprised me that someone as paranoid and psychotic as Bobby isn't a meth fiend.

 

[Applejack]

Last I checked Scott Adams was the one with a popular, long-running comic strip. (And this is coming from a guy who doesn't even like Scott Adams.)
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Look at bob, trying to be edgy. I thought that was illegal for SJWs.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

No Bob, they're just surprised that a fat man can be so hateful.
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Bob's probably not lying here. The only stimulants he's on is the dopamine high he gets when his tri-weekly Pizza Hut order arrives.

 

[Mola Ram]

hateful

Anyone bet on "Fall 2018" for the infarc?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Has anyone else noticed that Bobby here would benefit the least from his Superior Future? He isn't smart, he is white, he has no valuable artistic skills, and he isn't fit.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Has anyone else noticed that Bobby here would benefit the least from his Superior Future? He isn't smart, he is white, he has no valuable artistic skills, and he isn't fit.

The running gag forever is Bob's only use in the superior future is getting rendered into biofuel for the automated combines tending the Moon Farms.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Anyone bet on "Fall 2018" for the infarc?

Holy shit! When I said that the only reason people go to see Bob at a convention is because they're hoping to see his heart explode, I didn't think his heart was actually going to explode...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Has anyone else noticed that Bobby here would benefit the least from his Superior Future? He isn't smart, he is white, he has no valuable artistic skills, and he isn't fit.

Everyone knows that which makes this hilarious, but in Bob's superior future he believes he is a cultural elite like he is now, telling the peasants what type of stuff they should entertain themselves with.

 

[tehpope]

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She looks like a young celine dion.

 

[Flexo]

So apparently there is a controversy in the Mario community right now. Can we get a poll about how involved with this Bob is? (my vote is "completely at fault")