Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Tragi-Chan]

Can I just say "noise making thing" is my favorite name for Jake? Not only is it accurate it sounds like an undefined Lovecraftian horror which is appropriate given which part of the U.S he dwells in.

It pretty much sums him up. He talks a lot and says nothing. His rants are basically the verbal equivalent of white noise.

 

[OG 666]

Jake's new white knight Trayofbees might be worth a closer look.

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http://archive.fo/qyDWZ

https://twitter.com/Trayofbees/with_replies

Name: Daniel Ethan Lalande
DOB: 12/29/1981
Address: 2348 ABBOTT AVE, ASHLAND, OR 97520
Facebook: https://archive.is/vKL3D

Doxing trayofbees proved to be quite the challenge, but I was eventually able to find his identity by tracing back the username from this tweet to his account on this forum. To absolutely nobody's surprise, this brave, politically charged nonbinary leftist is a fat, hairy, Homestuck-obsessed, middle-aged creep with a fetish for My Little Pony. He also has a mullet.

Given the political nature of his Twitter account, his internet activity on the Kingdom of Loathing forum is quite interesting. In one post, he "jokes" with other forum users that he might be able to snap some photos of the local high school girls at his new apartment. He also occasionally discusses the sexual arousal he feels while watching My Little Pony, and he seems to have a strange fixation on tentacle porn and monster hentai. Here is a post in which he lamented the fact that all the "hotties" in his former town were underage.

Here is another choice quote.

One might assume that his former internet persona is a remnant of the past, but he was active on the website a few hours ago, and still posts semi-frequently. According to his bio, his interests are "sports, video games, fulfilling genetic imperatives by stickin' my wee-wee in some vaginas."

I've attached some other interesting forum screenshots and selfies. Have fun.

 

[Ruin]

He calls his cock "wee wee" severe arrested development, perfect friend for Jake.

 

[repentance]

Jake just retweeted this. Crossover.

 

[AnOminous]

He calls his cock "wee wee" severe arrested development, perfect friend for Jake.

He also has some fairly obvious incel traits, from the "all women are drug addled roasties" and "only little girls are hotties" spergings.

 

[Water-T]

I wonder how Jakey is taking the news that Twitter is removing the "like" button? How will he ever find the will to continue living without what little asspats he gets?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I wonder how Jakey is taking the news that Twitter is removing the "like" button? How will he ever find the will to continue living without what little asspats he gets?

the same way he always has. With lots of whining, googleshngs and no self awareness

 

[repentance]

I wonder how Jakey is taking the news that Twitter is removing the "like" button? How will he ever find the will to continue living without what little asspats he gets?

It's not as though he gets many likes anyway. He'd probably have a meltdown if Twitter stopped displaying follower counts, though (which might not be a bad idea).

 

[Richard Stabone]

For those who have followed him for awhile, is there a pattern for when he sleeps? I'm curious if he just rolls out of bed at noon each day.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Name: Daniel Ethan Lalande
DOB: 12/29/1981
Address: 2348 ABBOTT AVE, ASHLAND, OR 97520
Facebook: https://archive.is/vKL3D

Doxing trayofbees proved to be quite the challenge, but I was eventually able to find his identity by tracing back the username from this tweet to his account on this forum. To absolutely nobody's surprise, this brave, politically charged nonbinary leftist is a fat, hairy, Homestuck-obsessed, middle-aged creep with a fetish for My Little Pony. He also has a mullet.

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Given the political nature of his Twitter account, his internet activity on the Kingdom of Loathing forum is quite interesting. In one post, he "jokes" with other forum users that he might be able to snap some photos of the local high school girls at his new apartment. He also occasionally discusses the sexual arousal he feels while watching My Little Pony, and he seems to have a strange fixation on tentacle porn and monster hentai. Here is a post in which he lamented the fact that all the "hotties" in his former town were underage.

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Here is another choice quote.

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One might assume that his former internet persona is a remnant of the past, but he was active on the website a few hours ago, and still posts semi-frequently. According to his bio, his interests are "sports, video games, fulfilling genetic imperatives by stickin' my wee-wee in some vaginas."

I've attached some other interesting forum screenshots and selfies. Have fun.

I think he’s gone troon. He sure as shit looks like some weird deviant troon in that photo wearing a green shirt. Can you tell which is the most recent photo of him? FB stopped updating three years ago. I’m going to bet he’s now a lesbian who wants to stick his “girl wee wee” in vaginas since he’s defending Jake.

 

[talk talk talk]

For those who have followed him for awhile, is there a pattern for when he sleeps? I'm curious if he just rolls out of bed at noon each day.

Somebody tracked it a while ago. He's basically nocturnal by this point.

"The sun! It burns us, it does!"

 

[OG 666]

I think he’s gone troon. He sure as shit looks like some weird deviant troon in that photo wearing a green shirt. Can you tell which is the most recent photo of him? FB stopped updating three years ago. I’m going to bet he’s now a lesbian who wants to stick his “girl wee wee” in vaginas since he’s defending Jake.

Well, he's mentioned on Twitter that he's too dysphoric to take pictures of himself, lmfao. I pulled the selfies in my post from his PhotoBucket: http://photobucket.com/user/Betrayer/library/

It doesn't look like PhotoBucket displays timestamps, but the website also shows up weird in my browser, so maybe they're just hidden for me.

 

[Next Task]

Sam (f) is neither disabled nor muslim. She is a great match for Jake, though, in that she uses both as covers for when she wants to go on the offensive, which is always.

But how did Jake find out about her? It can't have been through the dreaded Kiwi Farms, could it? That place where everything is lies and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever?

 

[repentance]

But how did Jake find out about her? It can't have been through the dreaded Kiwi Farms, could it? That place where everything is lies and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever?

It wouldn't surprise me if Jake searches Twitter for mentions of KF, but it also wouldn't surprise me if he's contacted the latest autistic legion of doom.

 

[GethN7]

It wouldn't surprise me if Jake searches Twitter for mentions of KF, but it also wouldn't surprise me if he's contacted the latest autistic legion of doom.

Likely both.

He's at the point him being the newest member of the Autistic Legion would not surprise me at all.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m going to bet he’s now a lesbian who wants to stick his “girl wee wee” in vaginas since he’s defending Jake.

I wonder if he's been suckered into believing Jake is a wee little slip of a trap and not a hulking middle aged ogre even older and fatter and more of a neckbeard slob than he is.

 

[repentance]

Crossover.

Nora is apparently too stupid to screenshot stuff. I'm amazed that she didn't share the DM's with Jake, though, because that was at the time when Jake was so far up Nora's ass that former CON members started cutting him loose.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Name: Daniel Ethan Lalande
DOB: 12/29/1981
Address: 2348 ABBOTT AVE, ASHLAND, OR 97520
Facebook: https://archive.is/vKL3D

Doxing trayofbees proved to be quite the challenge, but I was eventually able to find his identity by tracing back the username from this tweet to his account on this forum. To absolutely nobody's surprise, this brave, politically charged nonbinary leftist is a fat, hairy, Homestuck-obsessed, middle-aged creep with a fetish for My Little Pony. He also has a mullet.

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Given the political nature of his Twitter account, his internet activity on the Kingdom of Loathing forum is quite interesting. In one post, he "jokes" with other forum users that he might be able to snap some photos of the local high school girls at his new apartment. He also occasionally discusses the sexual arousal he feels while watching My Little Pony, and he seems to have a strange fixation on tentacle porn and monster hentai. Here is a post in which he lamented the fact that all the "hotties" in his former town were underage.

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Here is another choice quote.

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One might assume that his former internet persona is a remnant of the past, but he was active on the website a few hours ago, and still posts semi-frequently. According to his bio, his interests are "sports, video games, fulfilling genetic imperatives by stickin' my wee-wee in some vaginas."

I've attached some other interesting forum screenshots and selfies. Have fun.

Great find. This guy's even creepier than Jake, & that's saying something.

 

[repentance]

Jake retweeted this idiot. The thread is notable because weev gets a couple of mentions in it.

http://archive.fo/UBLru

 

[AnOminous]

Jake retweeted this idiot. The thread is notable because weev gets a couple of mentions in it.

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Well, both Adrian Lamo and Julian Assange are gigantic pieces of shit. Well, Lamo was, but is now burning in Hell.