Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

I don't even think Bob was bullied like he says he was. He was more likely the kid who acted like a bully but got put into his place by people stronger and more intimidating then he was.

That’s the thing I get from him. I feel he acted like a asshole to people and got rightfully ridiculed for it.

 

[Flexo]

I don't even think Bob was bullied like he says he was. He was more likely the kid who acted like a bully but got put into his place by people stronger and more intimidating then he was.

That's my bet. With his ego it wouldn't surprise me for him to consider bullying a failure to recognize his greatness.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's my bet. With his ego it wouldn't surprise me for him to consider bullying a failure to recognize his greatness.

Whether Bob was bullied or not, it doesn't justify his jaw-dropping misanthropy or his immense self-regard. I've seen molestation victims who were more well-adjusted than this hateful tub of bacon grease.

 

[Knyttet]

Whether Bob was bullied or not, it doesn't justify his jaw-dropping misanthropy or his immense self-regard. I've seen molestation victims who were more well-adjusted than this hateful tub of bacon grease.

The saddest part is that Bob's bullies probably haven't even thought about him at all in the last two decades and meanwhile Bob has ruined his life and alienated everyone around him by stewing in his own wrath and bitterness over their percieved mistreatment of him.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The saddest part is that Bob's bullies probably haven't even thought about him at all in the last two decades and meanwhile Bob has ruined his life and alienated everyone around him by stewing in his own wrath and bitterness over their percieved mistreatment of him.

He’s pissed that they’ve done more successful and useful actions to society than he has.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Whether Bob was bullied or not, it doesn't justify his jaw-dropping misanthropy or his immense self-regard. I've seen molestation victims who were more well-adjusted than this hateful tub of bacon grease.

Blob has severe mental issues that have gone unchecked for years. He needs to be in therapy to get over whatever ghosts from his childhood and issues with his dad still haunt him.

That’s why he is a genocidal asshole on twitter and vehemently mean to people who he disagrees with politically. Also, getting fired from v1 escapist bruised his ego majorly (just wait until v2 escapist, which is a scam, shuts down).

 

[BScCollateral]

I ran into a High School bully unexpectedly ten years after graduating.

I said "Fill it up, premium please," and he said "Yes, sir."

I don't seethe much anymore.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Requesting MovieBob throwing a Trigglypuff tantrum.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Blob has severe mental issues that have gone unchecked for years. He needs to be in therapy to get over whatever ghosts from his childhood and issues with his dad still haunt him.

That’s why he is a genocidal asshole on twitter and vehemently mean to people who he disagrees with politically. Also, getting fired from v1 escapist bruised his ego majorly (just wait until v2 escapist, which is a scam, shuts down).

Another reason why he's like this is because he doesn't actually do anything. He spends all day sitting on his ass while he does nothing productive. He has all the time in the world to think and get angry over everything that's happened to him in his life. He can never take his mind off being bullied as a kid because he doesn't have anything else to focus his thoughts on.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Another reason why he's like this is because he doesn't actually do anything. He spends all day sitting on his ass while he does nothing productive. He has all the time in the world to think and get angry over everything that's happened to him in his life. He can never take his mind off being bullied as a kid because he doesn't have anything else to focus his thoughts on.

This is what happens when your entire identity is built off of a single incident.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Blob has severe mental issues that have gone unchecked for years. He needs to be in therapy to get over whatever ghosts from his childhood and issues with his dad still haunt him.

That’s why he is a genocidal asshole on twitter and vehemently mean to people who he disagrees with politically. Also, getting fired from v1 escapist bruised his ego majorly (just wait until v2 escapist, which is a scam, shuts down).

From everything I have seen I rather suspect that Bob’s issues with his Dad were of the same imaginary blame shifting variety as his bullies. It’s just Bob blaming others for Bob being Bob. By all accounts his father was a kind compassionate man, who certainly put up with a lot of stupidity from his problematic eternal man child son.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if nothing really happened with family or bullies in Bob’s childhood and he’s just exaggerating for pity?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Requesting MovieBob throwing a Trigglypuff tantrum.

We'll get one tonight with the midterms and if Chinese Merger Authorities block the Disney/Fox merger later in the week. I'm more excited about seeing if the later happens as Bob will come up with insane mental gymnastics to tie it to Trump specifically.

 

[Emperor Julian]

What if nothing really happened with family or bullies in Bob’s childhood and he’s just exaggerating for pity?

Bob is an awkward morbidly obese opinionated nerd who cannot conceal his contempt for others, hates what the cool kids like and flies into a rage in public at the slightest provocation. That's bassically blood in the water for bullies. This guys schooldays would have been brutal.

 

[LN 910]

I don't even think Bob was bullied like he says he was. He was more likely the kid who acted like a bully but got put into his place by people stronger and more intimidating then he was.

Even if he did get bullied he probably deserved it.

Plot twist: His bullies are Rockstar.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob is an awkward morbidly obese opinionated nerd who cannot conceal his contempt for others, hates what the cool kids like and flies into a rage in public at the slightest provocation. That's bassically blood in the water for bullies. This guys schooldays would have been brutal.

Sounds like a certain blue bear that can be found being movieblob's cockholster. Seriously, is there something in the water in Massachussetts? Something in the water that has been turning the frickin' blobs cray cray?

 

[Red Hood]

As an actual fan of the band, Bob, fuck off. Nobody who enjoys Guns N Roses hasn't made peace with the fact that yeah, Axl was and still probably is an asshole. I don't even need to guess, look at the Guns N Roses reunion tour last year, it was by far the highest grossing tour that year. Nobody who has a GNR poster up is putting it up because of the bands politics, we have it up because of the band's music. No GNR fan is going to be bitchy about Axl until he turns out to be liberal, so pretending that we are is just so fake, and the idea that they would have to pander to politics to gain relevancy is exceptional. This type of smug "oh now you're ok because you have my opinions" is the exact kind of toxic culture that nobody in rock and metal wants.

Bob and Axl have a lot in common, really. They're both really good at taking already bad situations and making them worse.

I mean Axl was a little bitch and refused to perform with GnR when Metallica had to cut their show short after Hetfield got torched. A riot ensued.

Blob is a smaller scale prick I guess in that he hasn't caused a riot or caused talented co-workers like Slash and Duff to leave in disgust.

I guess they're also forgiving "One in A Million" because Axl is reeing over le Drumpf?

 

[BScCollateral]

I don't know if Bob spent hellish years in agony awkwardly running home every day with a face covered with tears and snot, but I confess the image warms my heart like a Frank Capra film.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Blobb’s RT profile is kind of hilarious. He loaded most of his garbage reviews from the last two years on Halloween (because, come on, who would invite Blobb to a party). It’s been fun going through and watching his social justice derangement progress over the last two years because you can compare his scores to t-meter and they’re often far off.

He gave Three Billboards a 2 but the t-meter is fresh at 91%. We already know his Woke Panther garbage but he gives it a 4 with the quote “a genuine masterpiece of popcorn filmmaking that raises the bar really high for 2018 blockbusters and a near-perfect version of....well, itself”.

This part, “raises the bar really high” is poor grammar and makes his review come off as being written by a teen. All of his reviews are terribly written actually and come off childish with numerous expletives throughout.

Another good one, he gives a wrinkle in time 3 (because a black woman directed it and race swapped the main character) but the t-meter is 42%.

This quote for Halloween (he gives it a 2 but the t-meter is 79%) is complete garbage “the film gets in its own way, most often by wanting to dispense with the baggage of it’s franchise, but not finding an escape from the franchise only existing at all because of the baggage”. Whaaat??

Who in their right mind finds Blobb entertaining and would see or not see a movie based on his flaming garbage takes?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Blobb’s RT profile is kind of hilarious. He loaded most of his garbage reviews from the last two years on Halloween (because, come on, who would invite Blobb to a party). It’s been fun going through and watching his social justice derangement progress over the last two years because you can compare his scores to t-meter and they’re often far off.

He gave Three Billboards a 2 but the t-meter is fresh at 91%. We already know his Woke Panther garbage but he gives it a 4 with the quote “a genuine masterpiece of popcorn filmmaking that raises the bar really high for 2018 blockbusters and a near-perfect version of....well, itself”.

This part, “raises the bar really high” is poor grammar and makes his review come off as being written by a teen. All of his reviews are terribly written actually and come off childish with numerous expletives throughout.

Another good one, he gives a wrinkle in time 3 (because a black woman directed it and race swapped the main character) but the t-meter is 42%.

This quote for Halloween (he gives it a 2 but the t-meter is 79%) is complete garbage “the film gets in its own way, most often by wanting to dispense with the baggage of it’s franchise, but not finding an escape from the franchise only existing at all because of the baggage”. Whaaat??

Who in their right mind finds Blobb entertaining and would see or not see a movie based on his flaming garbage takes?

The only people who enjoy Bob’s work put even less thought into it than he does.